Client: Advocate sir!! VM: Where were you? Client: When both of us were talking you got a call right! So I thought let me also make a call and went outside. When I went out, there was an accident on road!! So I helped the people who met with accident by giving first night. VM: Hey Its first aid!! Client: Yea yea same thing!! VM: So far I was telling about Govt welfare schemes, do you have any doubt in it? Client: Yes I do!! VM: What? Client: Why is Govt introducing and to whom they are giving welfare and Govt schemes? because all of us are same right? VM: What you are saying is right!! There is a reason behind it. Without reason Govt is not giving any welfare schemes. To make you understand I should tell you a story. Client: Story!!! Please tell!! VM: Once Lion passed a rule to start schooling for animals in the forest. And everyone should study. Everyone went to class because King lion passed the order. Fishes couldnt do anything other than swimming. The tortoise which participated in running race reached the destiny after 4 days. Except for monkeys no one else was able to climb tree. Client: Everyone can do what they know. VM: Exactly, But human being with 6 senses were divided based on their caste and told to study, not to study, do this work. From so many years poor were suppressed. To help them and bring out them equal to others reservation in education and jobs were given and govt is giving welfare schemes. Client: Correct!! Animals have 5 senses so they can do what they know, But human being has 6 senses. So he can do and learn everything. VM: Yes!! Client: So these welfare and Govt schemes introduced to help who all were suppressed and didnt had opportunity to grow. VM: Thats it!! These schemes are neither free nor given out of compassion. These are our rights!! So ask for your rights and use it for your growth. And take your family and yourself to next level. Ok? Client: Ok!!
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Client: Sir, I need law. VM: Oh Great!! Our people are aware of laws now. Sir, who are you? Client: Sir, I am Mayilvahanam. VM: Dont know who is he and what law he needs. Client: If I go to shop we will know sir. If you give some money I will go and buy it. VM: What?? You will buy law by giving money??!! Client: You just tell me what type you want. VM: How dare you!!! You are talking a person who has studied law and telling them you will buy law for money. Do you know the history of law? Our law is 140 old. Client: Then it will be really old. VM: In the year 1881 law reduced the working hours to 12 hours. Then think earlier how long the worker used to work. Client: Then till that period everything was in favor of owners. VM: You are right! It was a victory to get a law which said children less than 7 years should not be appointed as workers. Just think how bad things were. Client: How come we got 8 hours work and only children above 14 years should be appointed as workers? VM: We got it because of the continuous effort of union. Wait!! How do you know that? Client: Once my 8 year old son got my cutting machine and playing with it by keeping it on a tree. A person saw this and thought i have kept a child labour and filed a case. Somehow i came out of that case sir. VM: Huh!! Somehow we fought and got 44 labour laws and now it has been shrinked to 4 laws. Now taking the excuse of corona they took workers to 144 years back. Client: How come sir? VM: They are saying to work for 12 hours with 8 hours of salary. Just like in the year 1881. Client: What to do for this sir? VM: Unions and workers should decide. ok you said you will buy law with money. Client: Sir if we give money they will give what law we want. VM: I have never heard about it. We can buy any law?? Client: Jut tell me what you want! VM: This will be correct for that case. Ok get me one Industrial dispute act. Client; I will ask. But not sure whether will I get it or not. You are asking for which I have never heard. VM: What else will I get? Cleint: Neem, rose wood, Teak. As you have asked, if we need foreign materials we need to order for it. VM: What?? I asked for foreign item?? Client: Sir why you need so costly one for mosquito net? VM: Hey what are you talking about?? Client: Your wife has asked to fix mosquito net for all door and windows. If you give money i will go and by Sattam( Sattam has 2 meaning- law and frame). VM: So you are? Client: Carpenter sir. VM: Thats why you spoke about Sattam!! Hey next time you tell who are you and then talk about sattam.
Child: Uncle are you a good person or a bad person? VM: What to answer for this? Dont know how they think. Child: Dont you know that? VM: HEhehe Child: Can I tell? VM: Thanks God. Ok you tell. Child: You are a good person if you obey me. If you didnt obey then you are a bad person. VM: She is got used to dealing at home. Now same dialogue she is trying on me. Child: Say Yes or no. VM: Yes or no. Child: Say any one. VM: Its easy to handle Judge in court. Ok Yes. What should I do? Child: Then file case on My dad, mom, grandpa and grand ma. VM: Why case? Child: They are scolding me and saying that i should not play with cell phone. But they speak in cell phone but I shouldnt see that and play with that!! VM: Very good question!! Child: Now you are a good boy. you file the case sir. VM: Sure!! How old are you? Child: What is this unlce, you are asking a girl about her age. VM: OMG!! My fault!! Before that can I tell you a secret? Child: Secret?? Tell me. VM: Your mom given food on time. How she cooks it? Child: In gas. VM: Haaa. We need to put the pan on gas only while cooking. If we keep the pan on gas always what will happen? Child: What will happen? VM: Pan will get heat and get spoiled. Child: Yes!! VM: In the same way cell phone is to talk and get to know about some important information. We should see it only when it is needed. If we keep on talking in phone it will lead to muscle problem. So if you use cell phone before sleeping you will sleep late. The light from cell phone will decrease the sleep. Child: Watching cell phone for long is wrong. Now on i will not watch it.
Person 1: Alcohol addict Sings parady song about alcohol and getting stomach pain after drinking it. VM: Hey, you know that you will get stomach pain after drinking that. Then why are you drinking it?? P1: Only addicts know that until we are fully tight it will not reduce. VM: Very nice. Ok whats that wound on your face? Did the vehicle bow down somewhere out of influence?? P1: Do you know the names of the rockets which our country launched? VM: Yes I know. Chndrayan and Mangalayan. P1: Those are very silly ones. VM: Why?? P1: My wife has given birth to 2, Saniyayan, Raguyayan. Both will never miss the target. VM: What man did they hit you? Why? P1: If I drink and go home, i should hut my mouth and sleep. Unnecessarily I opened my mouth. They did the work. VM: Sorry to know about this sir. Dont worry sir. P1: Come on sir!! Why will I worry for this??!! There is no place for self respect and dignity in the life of an alcohol addict. In life there will be 1018 things. VM: Sir, thats not 1018. In life we will have 1000 things. P1: Sir i told it along with GST. You were feeling so sorry. Just by showing the wounds i collected money from my wife for half!!! VM: Sir, you can wake up after getting hit by wife but you cannot wake up after hitting on the drinks. P1: Hmmmm just because i am drunk you are telling that old dialogues lawyer sir. I will just finish my uploading work and start my show. VM: Lets keep your show away. You are drinking like this, do you know the side effects of it. P1: Its for me only right. Let it be. VM: Sir, its ok if you alone is going to be affected by drinking. But even your kids are getting affected due to this. P1: Because of fighting at home? VM: Even with that and there is anther thing too. If a person is getting addicted to alcohol, then this addiction will become a heredity addiction in their DNA. There is no problem till their children touch it. But if the kids of addicts drink alcohol just once, they will also become addict like you. Totally, if a person is getting addicted to this habit. The whole family and their next generation will be affected. Now tell me, its not about you and you spoiling your life your drinking. Because of you, your family, your generation will become addict. Do you want this? P1: Oh No sir! I just had it for my happiness. But now unable to leave this habit. I thought this will go off with me alone. But there is alot of things related to it. I dont want it anymore sir!!!
VM: Hello. Caller: Sir are you Homeopathy or allopathy? VM: I am just a Ambika's husband who is saying hello from home. Caller: So you are not a doctor. VM: No. Caller: Other than being husband to Ambika mam, what other do you do? VM: Hmmm I go to court. People call me Advocate. Caller: Sir, you are God!! Earlier I called 2 people and asked are you lawyer. They said i am doctor. VM: Now you called and asked me whether Am i doctor and I told I am lawyer. Caller: I want to meet lawyer. Thats why I asked. You are the God which I was searching. VM: Do you need any donation? Caller: No Sir, i need to file a case. VM: Ok we can file. But first let me tell you my fees. Consulting fee Rs.1000, Insulting fee Rs.500. Caller: Insulting fees?? VM: Through I am Careful, but somehow my image will be damaged. So rather then feeling sad for that, i am charging fees for it. Caller: I will give sir. Sir, my house was robbed and they took 1 lakh rupees. VM: Then you need to complain in Police station. Now on whom do you want to file case? Caller: I want to file case on lock manufacturing company which made lock which is broken easily by robbers. VM: Very nice. If a girl is dying by the flex banned falling on her head, rather filing case on the one who has kept it there, you people file on the printing unit, When Govt is asking you to be at home and telling no corona virus is spread by a dead person people are stoning the people who came to bury the dead body of doctor who treated patients. Now if the house is getting robbed, rather finding him you want to file case on the company which manufactured the lock. Caller: Sir, what I asked is wrong. But i am not a fool to stop the burial of a dead person. VM: Not only you, all those stopped the burial are also people with brain. Caller: Then why did they behave like that? VM: These human being when they gather in groups they are losing the mind that they are single human being and stop thinking. Group rage is influencing them and making them not think. Thats what Sigmund Freud said. Always remember one thing we shouldnt trouble anyone. Caller: Sir thanks for sharing such a wonderful and useful message which is useful for everyone.
VM: Price of weed reduced step by step. What is this?? All these are published in news paper. Son: Dad its not weed its raw materials. VM: Oh yes its raw materials price. Phone rings VM: Phone is ringing!! Dont know who is calling now. Hmmm Let me talk. Hello Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O. VM: What are you saying? Caller: Sir, i said that the one who eats salt must drink water with science formula. VM: Oho. Whats your name?? Caller: Sammantham. VM: Mr. Sammantham can I know the reason why you called me and talking unrelated things? Caller: I want to file case on EB. VM: Case on EB?? Why?? Caller: Science says current will not pass through Wood(Called as Kattai in Tamil) So i kept my thumb finger (Kattai viral in Tamil) in current but it passed the current. VM: What nonsense are you talking?? Just because the 3rd finger is ring finger will you pledge the finger in pawn shop and get money?? Caller: Well thats a nice idea. VM: Hey, dont go and show your finger to Pawn shops. They will cut your finger. Caller: Sir, dont change the topic. Can you file the case or not. VM: Your first formula also works for this. Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O! That one? VM: Yes. Natures law, Govt rule, everything you need to follow whether you like it or not. Dont go out of the house. If there is need to go out then wear face mask, maintain social distancing. Without following any of this, you say you will file case when you get infected. Lock down is difficult for all. I am not denying it, but bear with it and win this corona battle. Hello... Are you there??? Oh he disconnected the call.
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VM: Says a thirukural in Tamil meaning - When we have a pleasure, we think that we only need it. I used to sit in office without any case. But this corona made everyone sit idle. I am really happy for that. VM: Hello. Vandu Murugan here. Kanmani: Me Kanmani writing this letter with love. No not letter, phone call. VM: Tell me: Kanmani: Sir immediately send lawyer notice. VM: Why?? Kanmani: As i am suffering from leave, kindly grant 2 days work to me. VM: Mam, earlier if anyone dies we used to get leave. Now you are given leave because you shouldn't die. Understand it. Kanmani: Sir, we need money to eat food. We get money only if we got to work. VM: Do you have PF? Kanmani: Yes. VM: Then take it from that. Kanmani: My date of birth is entered wrong in that. So they told me to change it, only then i will be able to get money. Sir how can i change date of birth now? Police will hit us if we go to street. In that how can i go to school and change the DOB? VM: You dont change anything, Those who hold PF if their DOB is wrong in PF documents, we can use Adhar card as proof. It was said by Labours and employment ministry on last Sunday. The DOB in PF and Adhar should less than 3 years. This is the only condition. you can change it in online. You can take 75% o your PF or 3 months basic salary whichever is less. And you dont have to pay it back. within 3 days of registering it, you will get the money. Ok??