VM: Price of weed reduced step by step. What is this?? All these are published in news paper. Son: Dad its not weed its raw materials. VM: Oh yes its raw materials price. Phone rings VM: Phone is ringing!! Dont know who is calling now. Hmmm Let me talk. Hello Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O. VM: What are you saying? Caller: Sir, i said that the one who eats salt must drink water with science formula. VM: Oho. Whats your name?? Caller: Sammantham. VM: Mr. Sammantham can I know the reason why you called me and talking unrelated things? Caller: I want to file case on EB. VM: Case on EB?? Why?? Caller: Science says current will not pass through Wood(Called as Kattai in Tamil) So i kept my thumb finger (Kattai viral in Tamil) in current but it passed the current. VM: What nonsense are you talking?? Just because the 3rd finger is ring finger will you pledge the finger in pawn shop and get money?? Caller: Well thats a nice idea. VM: Hey, dont go and show your finger to Pawn shops. They will cut your finger. Caller: Sir, dont change the topic. Can you file the case or not. VM: Your first formula also works for this. Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O! That one? VM: Yes. Natures law, Govt rule, everything you need to follow whether you like it or not. Dont go out of the house. If there is need to go out then wear face mask, maintain social distancing. Without following any of this, you say you will file case when you get infected. Lock down is difficult for all. I am not denying it, but bear with it and win this corona battle. Hello... Are you there??? Oh he disconnected the call.
