VM: Hello. Caller: Sir are you Homeopathy or allopathy? VM: I am just a Ambika's husband who is saying hello from home. Caller: So you are not a doctor. VM: No. Caller: Other than being husband to Ambika mam, what other do you do? VM: Hmmm I go to court. People call me Advocate. Caller: Sir, you are God!! Earlier I called 2 people and asked are you lawyer. They said i am doctor. VM: Now you called and asked me whether Am i doctor and I told I am lawyer. Caller: I want to meet lawyer. Thats why I asked. You are the God which I was searching. VM: Do you need any donation? Caller: No Sir, i need to file a case. VM: Ok we can file. But first let me tell you my fees. Consulting fee Rs.1000, Insulting fee Rs.500. Caller: Insulting fees?? VM: Through I am Careful, but somehow my image will be damaged. So rather then feeling sad for that, i am charging fees for it. Caller: I will give sir. Sir, my house was robbed and they took 1 lakh rupees. VM: Then you need to complain in Police station. Now on whom do you want to file case? Caller: I want to file case on lock manufacturing company which made lock which is broken easily by robbers. VM: Very nice. If a girl is dying by the flex banned falling on her head, rather filing case on the one who has kept it there, you people file on the printing unit, When Govt is asking you to be at home and telling no corona virus is spread by a dead person people are stoning the people who came to bury the dead body of doctor who treated patients. Now if the house is getting robbed, rather finding him you want to file case on the company which manufactured the lock. Caller: Sir, what I asked is wrong. But i am not a fool to stop the burial of a dead person. VM: Not only you, all those stopped the burial are also people with brain. Caller: Then why did they behave like that? VM: These human being when they gather in groups they are losing the mind that they are single human being and stop thinking. Group rage is influencing them and making them not think. Thats what Sigmund Freud said. Always remember one thing we shouldnt trouble anyone. Caller: Sir thanks for sharing such a wonderful and useful message which is useful for everyone.
