VM: Today who ever is the judge, he will be in shock by my law points. Ohhh!! for law points i have to tell numbers, i forgot to ask. Lady voice: Chapter 5: verses 7 to 15. VM: Ok...What??? Chaper?? This comes in the bible!! People are here to confuse us.. ut dont worry Vandu!!! Judge: Hey Vandu!! What happened!! why you can this way?? VM: What!! This lady didnt go after her transfer??? That drunk fellow lied to me. Judge: Mr. Vandumurugan, are you that terrorist dengue Mohan who came to surrender voluntarily. VM: What?? Terrorist Dengue Mohan??!!!OMG!! Judge: Mister!! VM: NO mam. I am accused. Judge: WHat??? VM" OH god. I blabber if I this female. Ah ah ah I am Advocate. I came to fight the case. Judge: Which court are you supposed to go? VM: No. 6. Judge: This is No. 9 court. We are waiting for the terrorist who is surrendering voluntarily. Will you go or shall i book case on you for disturbing court activity? VM: Booking case??? SHe is talking like booking train ticket!! Sorry madam. i will take leave. Assistant: Bro where were you? VM: I went to the wrong court. Why what happened? Asst: You were not seen so both the clients told to judge that they will finish the case mutually and they left the place. VM: They left???!!! Where will i go if all the clients finish their cases with mutual understanding?? PHONE RINGS James: Hello Vandu murugan. What happened? How are you? VM: WHat to say sir. If i go to court, judge madam asks me to study more about law and then argue. If i come to you to know the law, both of them went on mutual understanding. What shall i do. James: Ok dont worry. I am planning to give you a case. VM: hehe Thank you so much. James: This case is about Gratuity. Gratuity is something which a worker gets if he has worked for a minimum of 5years. The amount is calculated on basic salary. 15 days basic salary for 1 year. This is given within 90 days of releaving from work. If they deny to give. you have to give a petition to Dept commissioner of labour. They will inform the company. They will be present and calculate the amount and give the money.
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Client: Sir, Hello sir. VM: Hello. Client: Sir who is Vandumurugan here? VM: Yes its me. Client: Sir I want to meet Adv. Vandumuruan. VM: Why, dont i look like an advocate? Client: I have to file a case. I enquired about the best advocate here, everyone are saying your name sir. VM: What!!! They referred my name for good lawyers??!! Client: Yes sir!! VM: I cant believe this. Client: Till now you have attended only 2 cases. Judge madam was flabbergasted by the way you argue and she took the transfer and went it seems. VM: She left is it???!!!! Alas!!! Client: Sis sir sir, Please dont reject my case. You have to undertake my case sir. quarter or half i am ready to pay it sir. VM: what?? Quarter or half?? Client: I will give one cutting as advance. VM: So your dealing is only with quarter??!!! Client: Yes sir. I never respect money sir. VM: Hmm Very nice!! Client: Sir sir, Please tell that you will handle my case sir. If you handle it, I will give one pickle packet as free. VM: I think you are a mobile mini bar. Client: Yes sir. VM: Ok ok. Tell me your name and tell me what is the case?? Whether to handle it or not we will decide it later. Client: Sir My name is Vadakaipatti Ramaswamy. My case is, you have to get me bonus. VM: Bonus??!!! Client: Diwali bonus!!! VM: Which company and how many years of Service? Client: Sir, 52 years of service sir. VM: Person with 52 years of service has bonus!!!! Client: Till now not even once they have given the bonus sir. VM: What?? Not even once?? You dont worry!! You have come to the right place. We will get for entire service.
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Judge: Dont you know who is your client??!! Assistant: Hehehe.. Both are Kumars. So bro got confused. VM: aaaa...yea..... aaaaa Your honour... Judge: COntinue... VM: According to Indian Pincode.. Judge: What?? Pincode??!! Assistant: Bro, Pincode is something we write when we post letter. You need to say Penal code in court. VM: (Mind Voice-- Oh Gosh!! AGain I messed it. See how will I manage now.) Your honor according to Indian Pincode 624304 is a pin code of Sanarpatti. Judge: Did I deny that? VM: No Your honor... My client who lives in this pin code area, has just asked this person who lives in 624301 Dindugal area about what is forced labor. Is this a crime my lord? For this, this Panki acted like a monkey and beat him left, right and center. Hence my client should get the answer for his question and he also should get the justice for the beatings he got from him. Judge: Do you know what is forced labour? VM: aaaahhh.. What shal i do if suddenly you ask questions like this your honor? Judge: So first you go and find out what is forced labour. Later you can fight for this case. MUSIC VM: Hey, In which book we can find about forced labour? Assistant: If i knew that, then why would I JOIN AS YOUR ASSISTANT BRO? VM: Its a great insult if I ask other lawyers. Assistant: Bro, there an organisation named Sherin secular social service. Mr James is running that organisation. He is very knowledgeable person, can we ask him? VM: Will he charge us? Assistant: No no.. Regularly he buys tea for me and talk with me bro. VM: Call him right now!!! James: Even though there are many laws for labours, But making a labor to work out of force or making them work for more than the specified time, which is called as OT in english or refusing to give leave, all these things are called as forced labour. This should be completely avoided. As per Indian labour welfare law, it is against law to make a worker to work against their wish. So forced labour is considered as an illegal act.
Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!
Lakshmi: What happened? Whats wrong with you? From last 2 days, you are being weird. Do you feel like drinking alcohol again? Anand: No dear. Why are you saying like that? I promised you that I will not drink. From last 1 week i have not even turned to wine shop area. I am minding my own business. Lakshmi: That is why i am asking. When you used to drink at least you were talking something, you were eating well. But now from 2 days you are not eating well, always lying down and thinking something. And you are not sleeping too. Are you trying to cheat me and drink again? Anand: No dear. I promise. Lakshmi: Then whats wrong? why are you behaving like this? Anand: No dear. Nowadays I am not feeling hungry, cant sleep properly, body is shivering, always i am feeling scared. Lakshmi: Ohhhh yes!!! Now I got you. You are planning to go and drink again. I know you very well. Again you will drink? you sinner!!! You f=will never be happy. You are not hungry, not feeling sleepy by giving all these excuses you will ask money from me to drink again. Anand: Hey!!! why are you shouting?? I am not lying, trust me. Lakshmi: No never. By trusting you I saw all the troubles in life. Sathish: Hey Lakshmi!! What happened? Why are you shouting? Lakshmi: Please Come brother. He promised me that he will not drink. 1 week he didnt drink. I thought God is showing favour to me through this. Now he is giving excuses like feeling week and body is shivering, not feeling sleepy to get money from me. Sathish: Hey anand, why are you doing all these? Whatever lakshmi is saying is that true? Anand: Oh brother, please!! You are an educated person, I cannot act in front of you. I promise i not acting and i don't want to drink again, but my body is doing something i am not able to understand. I am not able to sleep, not feeling hungry. If I tell this i know she will shout, thats why i didnt share with her. Today I just told her that I have headache, for that she is shouting like this. Sathish: Ok tell me, it's been how long that you have stopped drinking? Anand: Its been 9 days. Sathish: Immediately after stopping this habit you started feeling like this or just from few days? Lakshmi: Brother!! I will tell you. After stopping drinking habit he was fine for 2 days. Just from past 3 days he is lying like this. Sathish: Oh ok!!! Now I got it!! Lakshmi: Now you got his acting? Sathish: Oh my dear Lakshmi, this is not acting. This is called as withdrawal symptoms. It means, your husband was alcoholic for many years. All of a sudden when he stopped drinking habit his body and mind couldn't resist it. Alcoholic people cannot stop it immediately. when they stop immediately all these symptoms will be seen. So to overcome these symptoms they go and drink again. They should get treatment in hospitals which are especially for this. But many are not aware of it. Lakshmi: Oh brother, only if I take him to the hospital he will be fine? Sathish: Yes dear!! Because your husband has an addiction. So defiantly medication is must. Lakshmi: Ok brother. Please tell me where should I take him? Sathish: Ok dear, Come with me. Silvanus: Friends, listen carefully. Doctor will explain what happens when an alcohol addict stops drinking. Doctor: When he is not drinkng and whatever he undergoes is called as withdrawal symptoms. Due to this. body shivering, being quiet, vomiting, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, confusion, many times they will face psychiatric problem. If you have all these symptoms it means you need treatment. Silvanus: If anyone of you wants to quit drinking habit but if you are unable to leave it because of these symptoms, all you have to do is take the person for treatment.