VM: Today who ever is the judge, he will be in shock by my law points. Ohhh!! for law points i have to tell numbers, i forgot to ask. Lady voice: Chapter 5: verses 7 to 15. VM: Ok...What??? Chaper?? This comes in the bible!! People are here to confuse us.. ut dont worry Vandu!!! Judge: Hey Vandu!! What happened!! why you can this way?? VM: What!! This lady didnt go after her transfer??? That drunk fellow lied to me. Judge: Mr. Vandumurugan, are you that terrorist dengue Mohan who came to surrender voluntarily. VM: What?? Terrorist Dengue Mohan??!!!OMG!! Judge: Mister!! VM: NO mam. I am accused. Judge: WHat??? VM" OH god. I blabber if I this female. Ah ah ah I am Advocate. I came to fight the case. Judge: Which court are you supposed to go? VM: No. 6. Judge: This is No. 9 court. We are waiting for the terrorist who is surrendering voluntarily. Will you go or shall i book case on you for disturbing court activity? VM: Booking case??? SHe is talking like booking train ticket!! Sorry madam. i will take leave. Assistant: Bro where were you? VM: I went to the wrong court. Why what happened? Asst: You were not seen so both the clients told to judge that they will finish the case mutually and they left the place. VM: They left???!!! Where will i go if all the clients finish their cases with mutual understanding?? PHONE RINGS James: Hello Vandu murugan. What happened? How are you? VM: WHat to say sir. If i go to court, judge madam asks me to study more about law and then argue. If i come to you to know the law, both of them went on mutual understanding. What shall i do. James: Ok dont worry. I am planning to give you a case. VM: hehe Thank you so much. James: This case is about Gratuity. Gratuity is something which a worker gets if he has worked for a minimum of 5years. The amount is calculated on basic salary. 15 days basic salary for 1 year. This is given within 90 days of releaving from work. If they deny to give. you have to give a petition to Dept commissioner of labour. They will inform the company. They will be present and calculate the amount and give the money.
Client: Sir, Hello sir. VM: Hello. Client: Sir who is Vandumurugan here? VM: Yes its me. Client: Sir I want to meet Adv. Vandumuruan. VM: Why, dont i look like an advocate? Client: I have to file a case. I enquired about the best advocate here, everyone are saying your name sir. VM: What!!! They referred my name for good lawyers??!! Client: Yes sir!! VM: I cant believe this. Client: Till now you have attended only 2 cases. Judge madam was flabbergasted by the way you argue and she took the transfer and went it seems. VM: She left is it???!!!! Alas!!! Client: Sis sir sir, Please dont reject my case. You have to undertake my case sir. quarter or half i am ready to pay it sir. VM: what?? Quarter or half?? Client: I will give one cutting as advance. VM: So your dealing is only with quarter??!!! Client: Yes sir. I never respect money sir. VM: Hmm Very nice!! Client: Sir sir, Please tell that you will handle my case sir. If you handle it, I will give one pickle packet as free. VM: I think you are a mobile mini bar. Client: Yes sir. VM: Ok ok. Tell me your name and tell me what is the case?? Whether to handle it or not we will decide it later. Client: Sir My name is Vadakaipatti Ramaswamy. My case is, you have to get me bonus. VM: Bonus??!!! Client: Diwali bonus!!! VM: Which company and how many years of Service? Client: Sir, 52 years of service sir. VM: Person with 52 years of service has bonus!!!! Client: Till now not even once they have given the bonus sir. VM: What?? Not even once?? You dont worry!! You have come to the right place. We will get for entire service.
Clerk: Case no. 4366. Judge: Welcome Vandu. So you caught one more case!! VM:(Mind voice) OMG She is insulting a lot.. Yesss your honour... Judge: Hmmm ok come on start the case. Even i will have some time pass. VM: (Mind voice)You will have time pass!!! Just wait and watch how your are going to suffer.. Judge: Hmm hmm. VM: Court has witnessed many peculiar cases and seen many modern people. Judge: To say all these you are not Shivaji Ganesan(Old Tamil movie hero) and this is not Parasakthi movie too. This is court, keep that in your mind. VM: Hmmm ammmmm Yes your honor. My client is running a sugarcane juice shop in front of my office. Judge: Ohh.. Even after having so many lawyers in this court, how come he gave this case to you??!! Client: He has to pay the due for the juice he drank. So he agreed to fight the case and deduct the money your honor. Thats why i gave this case to him your honor. Judge: That's a nice new idea Vandu VM: Thank you, your honor. Judge: Ok ok.. Explain the case. VM: Your my client has decided to appoint a person for the growth of sugarcane juice business. And appointed his brother in law who is more educated and more active than him as labor in his shop. Judge: Oh his brother in law is more educated than him is it? VM: Yes your honor. He is 3rd std pass and his brother in law in 4th fail. Judge: Ok.. What is the problem? VM: The cycle shop fellow was jealous to see my clients growth and he filed a case against my client. Judge: But why was he jealous? VM: The other party is claiming that my client's new staff that is his brother in law is a minor. Now you tell me your honor, arent we all small kids for our parents??!! But just for that we cannot call you as child judge or i cannot be called as child lawyer. Theh in that case, how can a worker called as child labor?? So i request the court to... Judge: Hey Vandu... what is the age of your client's brother in law? VM: He is just 13 years old your honor. Judge: You are not even aware of the laws which that cycle shop fellow knows!!! VM: What are you saying your honor?? Judge: Did you really study law or just like in Nanban movie(3 idiots in hindi) Vijay studied and SJ Surya got the degree, did you get the degree like that??? VM: Your honor... How can you doubt such pure gold???!!! Judge: Hey.. In which country the gold looks so dark??!!! Mr. Burnt Vandu murugan... VM: Burnt!!!!! Judge: Go and study about child labor act and then come to court... VM: Dial the number.....
Judge: Dont you know who is your client??!! Assistant: Hehehe.. Both are Kumars. So bro got confused. VM: aaaa...yea..... aaaaa Your honour... Judge: COntinue... VM: According to Indian Pincode.. Judge: What?? Pincode??!! Assistant: Bro, Pincode is something we write when we post letter. You need to say Penal code in court. VM: (Mind Voice-- Oh Gosh!! AGain I messed it. See how will I manage now.) Your honor according to Indian Pincode 624304 is a pin code of Sanarpatti. Judge: Did I deny that? VM: No Your honor... My client who lives in this pin code area, has just asked this person who lives in 624301 Dindugal area about what is forced labor. Is this a crime my lord? For this, this Panki acted like a monkey and beat him left, right and center. Hence my client should get the answer for his question and he also should get the justice for the beatings he got from him. Judge: Do you know what is forced labour? VM: aaaahhh.. What shal i do if suddenly you ask questions like this your honor? Judge: So first you go and find out what is forced labour. Later you can fight for this case. MUSIC VM: Hey, In which book we can find about forced labour? Assistant: If i knew that, then why would I JOIN AS YOUR ASSISTANT BRO? VM: Its a great insult if I ask other lawyers. Assistant: Bro, there an organisation named Sherin secular social service. Mr James is running that organisation. He is very knowledgeable person, can we ask him? VM: Will he charge us? Assistant: No no.. Regularly he buys tea for me and talk with me bro. VM: Call him right now!!! James: Even though there are many laws for labours, But making a labor to work out of force or making them work for more than the specified time, which is called as OT in english or refusing to give leave, all these things are called as forced labour. This should be completely avoided. As per Indian labour welfare law, it is against law to make a worker to work against their wish. So forced labour is considered as an illegal act.
Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!
Asst 1: What bro, why are you hiding yourself at home? Did you get scared of the summer season? VM: I think tolerating heat is easier than tolerating with election candidates. OMG!!! SO many promises. I will come home daily and feed you is the only line pending to say!!! Asst 1: Hell!!! Yeaaa bro. Ok.. To whom are you planning to vote? VM: Don't ask that sad story. Asst 1: WHy bro??!!! VM: In last election, i voted for TKK party. The party lost the election miserably. For previous to that election, I voted for KKK party, even their deposit was empty. Before that election i voted for AKK party, after the election, they dissolved the party. Asst 1: Bro. you are a lucky charm. VM: Yea boy!!! Somehow after going to court for so many years, finally i won one case. Asst 1: Yes. VM: BUt the party to which i vote is losing miserably. Asst 1: Bro, if you tell, to whom you are going to vote, immediately i will know the election result. VM: That is the problem. Asst 1: What are you saying bro!!! VM: Junior, by knowing my luck, all party people are coming to me and bothering me to vote for the opposite party and they are ready to pay any amount. Asst 1: SO you will make good money during this election. VM: Come one... That is where the problem is. Asst 1: WHat bro? VM: Its ok if they are leaving it by just asking me to vote for the opposite party. But they have threatened me and told that they will kill me if their party loses the election. Asst 1: Is it??!!! Then better you don't vote bro!! VM: Nooooo!!! A person will not become a citizen of the country if he has a ration card or the adhar card. He will be a real citizen only when he votes in every election. Asst 1: True bro. But your life will be under risk if you vote. Bro, better vote for NOTA. VM: Wait, I know Lota and Beta, what is NOTA? Asst 1: Bro, if you ddnt like any candidate, you can vote for NOTA. VM: Then better i will sit at home. Asst 1: Even that is also correct. VM: I cannot do all that. Asst 1: Ok.. But what are you going to do? VM: Junior, I am not sitting quietly on this. From past 4 days, i am laying down in the terrace and hanging near the mango tree, finally, i came to a conclusion. Asst 1: My goodness!!! You have taken so much of risk. VM: OH yeaaa. Listen here. rather thn seeing the winning party or losing party, Asst 1: Ok. VM: Not by seeing as big party or a small party, Asst 1: Ok VM: By seeing the capabilities of all the candidates in my area.. Asst 1: Ok.. VM: Without getting any money for vote. Asst 1: Aha.. Ok.. VM: I have decided to vote for the one who is really hard working and work for the people. Asst 1: Great.. VM: Even if its independent candidate. i will vote for that person. Asst 1: That's wonderful. Bro, if everyone starts thinking like you and vote accordingly, all corrupt and unfit people will vanish and real people ruling will take place. VM: Don't underestimate our people because they sitting quietly. If our people think to do it, they will do it. Asst 1: They have to.
Asst 1: What bro, why are you hiding yourself at home? Did you get scared of the summer season? VM: I think tolerating heat is easier than tolerating with election candidates. OMG!!! SO many promises. I will come home daily and feed you is the only line pending to say!!! Asst 1: Hell!!! Yeaaa bro. Ok.. To whom are you planning to vote? VM: Don't ask that sad story. Asst 1: WHy bro??!!! VM: In last election, i voted for TKK party. The party lost the election miserably. For previous to that election, I voted for KKK party, even their deposit was empty. Before that election i voted for AKK party, after the election, they dissolved the party. Asst 1: Bro. you are a lucky charm. VM: Yea boy!!! Somehow after going to court for so many years, finally i won one case. Asst 1: Yes. VM: BUt the party to which i vote is losing miserably. Asst 1: Bro, if you tell, to whom you are going to vote, immediately i will know the election result. VM: That is the problem. Asst 1: What are you saying bro!!! VM: Junior, by knowing my luck, all party people are coming to me and bothering me to vote for the opposite party and they are ready to pay any amount. Asst 1: SO you will make good money during this election. VM: Come one... That is where the problem is. Asst 1: WHat bro? VM: Its ok if they are leaving it by just asking me to vote for the opposite party. But they have threatened me and told that they will kill me if their party loses the election. Asst 1: Is it??!!! Then better you don't vote bro!! VM: Nooooo!!! A person will not become a citizen of the country if he has a ration card or the adhar card. He will be a real citizen only when he votes in every election. Asst 1: True bro. But your life will be under risk if you vote. Bro, better vote for NOTA. VM: Wait, I know Lota and Beta, what is NOTA? Asst 1: Bro, if you ddnt like any candidate, you can vote for NOTA. VM: Then better i will sit at home. Asst 1: Even that is also correct. VM: I cannot do all that. Asst 1: Ok.. But what are you going to do? VM: Junior, I am not sitting quietly on this. From past 4 days, i am laying down in the terrace and hanging near the mango tree, finally, i came to a conclusion. Asst 1: My goodness!!! You have taken so much of risk. VM: OH yeaaa. Listen here. rather thn seeing the winning party or losing party, Asst 1: Ok. VM: Not by seeing as big party or a small party, Asst 1: Ok VM: By seeing the capabilities of all the candidates in my area.. Asst 1: Ok.. VM: Without getting any money for vote. Asst 1: Aha.. Ok.. VM: I have decided to vote for the one who is really hard working and work for the people. Asst 1: Great.. VM: Even if its independent candidate. i will vote for that person. Asst 1: That's wonderful. Bro, if everyone starts thinking like you and vote accordingly, all corrupt and unfit people will vanish and real people ruling will take place. VM: Don't underestimate our people because they sitting quietly. If our people think to do it, they will do it. Asst 1: They have to.
Judge: Dont you know who is your client??!! Assistant: Hehehe.. Both are Kumars. So bro got confused. VM: aaaa...yea..... aaaaa Your honour... Judge: COntinue... VM: According to Indian Pincode.. Judge: What?? Pincode??!! Assistant: Bro, Pincode is something we write when we post letter. You need to say Penal code in court. VM: (Mind Voice-- Oh Gosh!! AGain I messed it. See how will I manage now.) Your honor according to Indian Pincode 624304 is a pin code of Sanarpatti. Judge: Did I deny that? VM: No Your honor... My client who lives in this pin code area, has just asked this person who lives in 624301 Dindugal area about what is forced labor. Is this a crime my lord? For this, this Panki acted like a monkey and beat him left, right and center. Hence my client should get the answer for his question and he also should get the justice for the beatings he got from him. Judge: Do you know what is forced labour? VM: aaaahhh.. What shal i do if suddenly you ask questions like this your honor? Judge: So first you go and find out what is forced labour. Later you can fight for this case. MUSIC VM: Hey, In which book we can find about forced labour? Assistant: If i knew that, then why would I JOIN AS YOUR ASSISTANT BRO? VM: Its a great insult if I ask other lawyers. Assistant: Bro, there an organisation named Sherin secular social service. Mr James is running that organisation. He is very knowledgeable person, can we ask him? VM: Will he charge us? Assistant: No no.. Regularly he buys tea for me and talk with me bro. VM: Call him right now!!! James: Even though there are many laws for labours, But making a labor to work out of force or making them work for more than the specified time, which is called as OT in english or refusing to give leave, all these things are called as forced labour. This should be completely avoided. As per Indian labour welfare law, it is against law to make a worker to work against their wish. So forced labour is considered as an illegal act.
Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!
I am Sudha from Vizhithugal. In Vandu murugan the laws related to women from being fetus till the death was explained. It was really useful. Please share many such information.