Assistant1: Bro what happened? Asst 2: Face full of band-aid, plaster in your hand??? VM: I got hurt while doing practice. Asst 1: Bro, You already know to ride bike!!! Asst 2: No man.. Maybe he tried to do Bungy jump and finally it became Monkey jump. That's why he got hurt. Am I right bro? VM: What!!! Monkey jump??!! Asst 1: Yeaaa.. Monkey jump. Where a monkey jumps from one tree to another. VM: Why should I try to jump like a monkey and why should i practice it. Already there is no tree in this country. ANd on top of it i have to practice to jump from tree to tree. Asst 1: No.. But you have hurt yourself so much and lost your hand!!! VM: Hey stop it. WHere did I lose my hand??!! Its here only. Its just POP. of late you guys are thinking like tarror. Asst 1: Bro, that's not tarror, its terror. VM: yea, This correction is really important now. You understood what i said?? then shut up. Asst 1: Bro, how come you got hurt so much? Asst 2: Yes bro tell us. VM: Hey come here.. One person is hurt so badly and you people are making fun of him!! Rascal!! Asst 1: Bro, how come you got hurt so much? VM: I got hurt while practicing how a lawyer fights the case in court. Asst 1: What!!!! You got hurt while practicing like fighting like a lawyer??? VM: Ahhh haaa yes... Asst 2: Bro, in All India, No no no. In all over world, you are the only one who got hurt so much while practicing to act like a lawyer. Asst 1: But how will you get hurt while practicing like a lawyer??? ASst 2: May be he forgot to tell the opposite lawyer that it is a practice and he should have given him nice punches like WWF. AM i right bro?? VM: First you stitch a zip for your mouth. Asst 1; Bro, you tell us. VM: Hey wait!! Dont annoy me. I will tell you. Yesterday they telecasted an old movie in TV. Asst: ok. VM: In that M.R Radha will act like a scared lawyer. Asst 1: Just like you!! VM: Hmm Yes!! To fight in court he takes practice at home and makes his wife as the judge. Asst 2: Yes yes. Even i have seen it. Its full of fun. VM: So even i thought of practicing like it and made my wife sit as Judge.
