Client: Sir, I need law. VM: Oh Great!! Our people are aware of laws now. Sir, who are you? Client: Sir, I am Mayilvahanam. VM: Dont know who is he and what law he needs. Client: If I go to shop we will know sir. If you give some money I will go and buy it. VM: What?? You will buy law by giving money??!! Client: You just tell me what type you want. VM: How dare you!!! You are talking a person who has studied law and telling them you will buy law for money. Do you know the history of law? Our law is 140 old. Client: Then it will be really old. VM: In the year 1881 law reduced the working hours to 12 hours. Then think earlier how long the worker used to work. Client: Then till that period everything was in favor of owners. VM: You are right! It was a victory to get a law which said children less than 7 years should not be appointed as workers. Just think how bad things were. Client: How come we got 8 hours work and only children above 14 years should be appointed as workers? VM: We got it because of the continuous effort of union. Wait!! How do you know that? Client: Once my 8 year old son got my cutting machine and playing with it by keeping it on a tree. A person saw this and thought i have kept a child labour and filed a case. Somehow i came out of that case sir. VM: Huh!! Somehow we fought and got 44 labour laws and now it has been shrinked to 4 laws. Now taking the excuse of corona they took workers to 144 years back. Client: How come sir? VM: They are saying to work for 12 hours with 8 hours of salary. Just like in the year 1881. Client: What to do for this sir? VM: Unions and workers should decide. ok you said you will buy law with money. Client: Sir if we give money they will give what law we want. VM: I have never heard about it. We can buy any law?? Client: Jut tell me what you want! VM: This will be correct for that case. Ok get me one Industrial dispute act. Client; I will ask. But not sure whether will I get it or not. You are asking for which I have never heard. VM: What else will I get? Cleint: Neem, rose wood, Teak. As you have asked, if we need foreign materials we need to order for it. VM: What?? I asked for foreign item?? Client: Sir why you need so costly one for mosquito net? VM: Hey what are you talking about?? Client: Your wife has asked to fix mosquito net for all door and windows. If you give money i will go and by Sattam( Sattam has 2 meaning- law and frame). VM: So you are? Client: Carpenter sir. VM: Thats why you spoke about Sattam!! Hey next time you tell who are you and then talk about sattam.
Person 1: Sir, I want to know a truth. VM: Hey, you started like a an old man in Mudhalvan movie. P1: Sir, imagine that both of us dont like each other, so i scolded to badly for 3-4 months and trashed you in newspaper and facebook. After abusing you for months together, if i call you to live with me, will come and live with me?? VM: I wont even talk to you. Not only me everyone with self respect will never live with you. P1: In such case, how come corona boy will live with us?? VM: Corona boy?? P1: Yes sir, He is in our country fro last 4 months. We scolded corona left right center. Now if we were told to learn to live with corona. Then how can that corona will forget everything and live happily with us? VM: Is me and corona same?? P1: Let it be sir. Anger is same for everyone. VM: Yes, Daily morning corona is reading newspaper and checking facebook an getting furious. For that he is getting scared. P1: So you mean he is illiterate?? VM: Hey, corona is a virus. It doesnt have any body. Learning to live with it doesnt mean to invite it to house and living literally with it. P1: Then?? VM: Ok tell me when corona started spreading in our country how were we? P1: We were careful. VM: That is, corona can be anywhere with any person, so what all should we do so that it should infect us? P1: We need to wear face mask and wash hands regularly for 20 seconds, maintain social distancing, eat healthy food and avoid going out unnecessarlily. VM: Thats it!! Even after ends, we need to go to work. When we go to work we need to follow all these things. And be careful. P1: Oh that is the meaning of it then?? Ok sir. So people lets learn living with sir and corona!! VM: What????
Child: Uncle are you a good person or a bad person? VM: What to answer for this? Dont know how they think. Child: Dont you know that? VM: HEhehe Child: Can I tell? VM: Thanks God. Ok you tell. Child: You are a good person if you obey me. If you didnt obey then you are a bad person. VM: She is got used to dealing at home. Now same dialogue she is trying on me. Child: Say Yes or no. VM: Yes or no. Child: Say any one. VM: Its easy to handle Judge in court. Ok Yes. What should I do? Child: Then file case on My dad, mom, grandpa and grand ma. VM: Why case? Child: They are scolding me and saying that i should not play with cell phone. But they speak in cell phone but I shouldnt see that and play with that!! VM: Very good question!! Child: Now you are a good boy. you file the case sir. VM: Sure!! How old are you? Child: What is this unlce, you are asking a girl about her age. VM: OMG!! My fault!! Before that can I tell you a secret? Child: Secret?? Tell me. VM: Your mom given food on time. How she cooks it? Child: In gas. VM: Haaa. We need to put the pan on gas only while cooking. If we keep the pan on gas always what will happen? Child: What will happen? VM: Pan will get heat and get spoiled. Child: Yes!! VM: In the same way cell phone is to talk and get to know about some important information. We should see it only when it is needed. If we keep on talking in phone it will lead to muscle problem. So if you use cell phone before sleeping you will sleep late. The light from cell phone will decrease the sleep. Child: Watching cell phone for long is wrong. Now on i will not watch it.
Person 1: Alcohol addict Sings parady song about alcohol and getting stomach pain after drinking it. VM: Hey, you know that you will get stomach pain after drinking that. Then why are you drinking it?? P1: Only addicts know that until we are fully tight it will not reduce. VM: Very nice. Ok whats that wound on your face? Did the vehicle bow down somewhere out of influence?? P1: Do you know the names of the rockets which our country launched? VM: Yes I know. Chndrayan and Mangalayan. P1: Those are very silly ones. VM: Why?? P1: My wife has given birth to 2, Saniyayan, Raguyayan. Both will never miss the target. VM: What man did they hit you? Why? P1: If I drink and go home, i should hut my mouth and sleep. Unnecessarily I opened my mouth. They did the work. VM: Sorry to know about this sir. Dont worry sir. P1: Come on sir!! Why will I worry for this??!! There is no place for self respect and dignity in the life of an alcohol addict. In life there will be 1018 things. VM: Sir, thats not 1018. In life we will have 1000 things. P1: Sir i told it along with GST. You were feeling so sorry. Just by showing the wounds i collected money from my wife for half!!! VM: Sir, you can wake up after getting hit by wife but you cannot wake up after hitting on the drinks. P1: Hmmmm just because i am drunk you are telling that old dialogues lawyer sir. I will just finish my uploading work and start my show. VM: Lets keep your show away. You are drinking like this, do you know the side effects of it. P1: Its for me only right. Let it be. VM: Sir, its ok if you alone is going to be affected by drinking. But even your kids are getting affected due to this. P1: Because of fighting at home? VM: Even with that and there is anther thing too. If a person is getting addicted to alcohol, then this addiction will become a heredity addiction in their DNA. There is no problem till their children touch it. But if the kids of addicts drink alcohol just once, they will also become addict like you. Totally, if a person is getting addicted to this habit. The whole family and their next generation will be affected. Now tell me, its not about you and you spoiling your life your drinking. Because of you, your family, your generation will become addict. Do you want this? P1: Oh No sir! I just had it for my happiness. But now unable to leave this habit. I thought this will go off with me alone. But there is alot of things related to it. I dont want it anymore sir!!!
VM: Hello. Caller: Sir are you Homeopathy or allopathy? VM: I am just a Ambika's husband who is saying hello from home. Caller: So you are not a doctor. VM: No. Caller: Other than being husband to Ambika mam, what other do you do? VM: Hmmm I go to court. People call me Advocate. Caller: Sir, you are God!! Earlier I called 2 people and asked are you lawyer. They said i am doctor. VM: Now you called and asked me whether Am i doctor and I told I am lawyer. Caller: I want to meet lawyer. Thats why I asked. You are the God which I was searching. VM: Do you need any donation? Caller: No Sir, i need to file a case. VM: Ok we can file. But first let me tell you my fees. Consulting fee Rs.1000, Insulting fee Rs.500. Caller: Insulting fees?? VM: Through I am Careful, but somehow my image will be damaged. So rather then feeling sad for that, i am charging fees for it. Caller: I will give sir. Sir, my house was robbed and they took 1 lakh rupees. VM: Then you need to complain in Police station. Now on whom do you want to file case? Caller: I want to file case on lock manufacturing company which made lock which is broken easily by robbers. VM: Very nice. If a girl is dying by the flex banned falling on her head, rather filing case on the one who has kept it there, you people file on the printing unit, When Govt is asking you to be at home and telling no corona virus is spread by a dead person people are stoning the people who came to bury the dead body of doctor who treated patients. Now if the house is getting robbed, rather finding him you want to file case on the company which manufactured the lock. Caller: Sir, what I asked is wrong. But i am not a fool to stop the burial of a dead person. VM: Not only you, all those stopped the burial are also people with brain. Caller: Then why did they behave like that? VM: These human being when they gather in groups they are losing the mind that they are single human being and stop thinking. Group rage is influencing them and making them not think. Thats what Sigmund Freud said. Always remember one thing we shouldnt trouble anyone. Caller: Sir thanks for sharing such a wonderful and useful message which is useful for everyone.
VM: Price of weed reduced step by step. What is this?? All these are published in news paper. Son: Dad its not weed its raw materials. VM: Oh yes its raw materials price. Phone rings VM: Phone is ringing!! Dont know who is calling now. Hmmm Let me talk. Hello Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O. VM: What are you saying? Caller: Sir, i said that the one who eats salt must drink water with science formula. VM: Oho. Whats your name?? Caller: Sammantham. VM: Mr. Sammantham can I know the reason why you called me and talking unrelated things? Caller: I want to file case on EB. VM: Case on EB?? Why?? Caller: Science says current will not pass through Wood(Called as Kattai in Tamil) So i kept my thumb finger (Kattai viral in Tamil) in current but it passed the current. VM: What nonsense are you talking?? Just because the 3rd finger is ring finger will you pledge the finger in pawn shop and get money?? Caller: Well thats a nice idea. VM: Hey, dont go and show your finger to Pawn shops. They will cut your finger. Caller: Sir, dont change the topic. Can you file the case or not. VM: Your first formula also works for this. Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O! That one? VM: Yes. Natures law, Govt rule, everything you need to follow whether you like it or not. Dont go out of the house. If there is need to go out then wear face mask, maintain social distancing. Without following any of this, you say you will file case when you get infected. Lock down is difficult for all. I am not denying it, but bear with it and win this corona battle. Hello... Are you there??? Oh he disconnected the call.
VM: Says a thirukural in Tamil meaning - When we have a pleasure, we think that we only need it. I used to sit in office without any case. But this corona made everyone sit idle. I am really happy for that. VM: Hello. Vandu Murugan here. Kanmani: Me Kanmani writing this letter with love. No not letter, phone call. VM: Tell me: Kanmani: Sir immediately send lawyer notice. VM: Why?? Kanmani: As i am suffering from leave, kindly grant 2 days work to me. VM: Mam, earlier if anyone dies we used to get leave. Now you are given leave because you shouldn't die. Understand it. Kanmani: Sir, we need money to eat food. We get money only if we got to work. VM: Do you have PF? Kanmani: Yes. VM: Then take it from that. Kanmani: My date of birth is entered wrong in that. So they told me to change it, only then i will be able to get money. Sir how can i change date of birth now? Police will hit us if we go to street. In that how can i go to school and change the DOB? VM: You dont change anything, Those who hold PF if their DOB is wrong in PF documents, we can use Adhar card as proof. It was said by Labours and employment ministry on last Sunday. The DOB in PF and Adhar should less than 3 years. This is the only condition. you can change it in online. You can take 75% o your PF or 3 months basic salary whichever is less. And you dont have to pay it back. within 3 days of registering it, you will get the money. Ok??
Once there was an old lady. She had no one to take care of her. She used to sell wood sticks and with that income she used to lead her life. Always she used to murmur why is Yama dharmaraj is not coming and taking her life. Once she went to a forest and collected all wood sticks. A thorn pricked her and she was in deep pain. After walking for a while she sat under a tree. With the uncontrollable pain of thorn's prick she started to murmur even more. This time Yama dharmaraj heard lady cry and visited her by sitting on his buffalo. He said Hey lady i am here now, you wanted me to take your life right, come lets go. After hearing this lady said, when did I call you?? I was just saying it will be good if someone comes and helps me to keep this wooden stick bundle on my head. Ok anyways you are here, just help me in keeping this bundle on my head. Let me go i have so much of work at home. Yama Dharamaraj smiled and helped her in keeping the wooden bundle on her head. No one in this world wants to die. This story says that whatever sickness, situation or old age may be but everyone wants to live, not die. Ok we all want to live, but are we following the rule for that? Govt is saying Corona virus is affecting everyone, stay safe and maintain minimum of 1 meter distance. TV Radio everywhere they are saying this. But yesterday, Sunday there was a huge crowd in Madurai, chennai kasimedu to buy fish, Everywhere it was crowded. God will save us but at the same time we all should take precautions. If 1 person is getting affected with this virus, do you know how many people can he affect??? research and medical surveys say that Almost till 8kms the movement of people should be reduced. Everyone near the person should be examined. Only for this 21days lockdown was implemented. This situation is not where we can treat after we get the disease. because till now no medicine is found for this. Prevention is better than cure. Thats why Govt has enforced this lockdown. Lets also obey this social distancing. And safeguard ourselves and our family from Corona virus.
Client: Sir, save me sir!! VM: what happened? Are rowdies chasing you? Client: No sir. VM: Then any virus is chasing you?? But virus is invisible!!?? Client: Law is chasing me sir. VM: So are you an accused?? Client:No sir i am Poorist!! VM: What is this new word?? Client: is it good sir?? I only invented it. VM: What does it mean?? Client: It mean poor fellow. Please save this poor fellow. VM: We can we can... But law will chase those who are going against law. what did you do man?? Client: Is it wrong that i felt pity on the poor struggling person?? VM: No. Client: Is Helping the struggling person wrong?? VM: No. Client: This is what I did sir!! Please save me sir. VM: If a thief is struggling to carry all stolen items and if you are helping him is also a help but legally its wrong. So tell me clearly who did you help and what kind of help did you do?? Then we can talk about it. Client: A boy named Velu, he dont have father. His mother is a patient. He ha 4 siblings. His family was struggling without income and food. I gave him work in my company and gave him salary too. Is it wrong?? VM: Hey,, dont ask is it wrong hundred time like kids. Tell me clearly what kind of case is charged against you?? Client: They say that i have appointed a child labour. VM: How old is Velu?? Client: He is 12 years old. Sir i felt pity of him and gave him work. VM: If you have felt pity on that boy and his family, you should have arranged for their study. See everyone below 14 are kids. Studying and playing are the main rights and duties of any child. But if you make him as a worker, it will affect his growth. And that dangerous for that kid, his family and our country. Client: I did it without knowing about it sir. VM: Wrong is wrong and punishment is punishment. Client: Now what to do sir?? VM: We can not do anything to escape from punishment. But lets try to tell the truth and reduce the intensity of punishment. Client: Ok sir.
Asst 1: bro, I know child and i know labour. But who is this child labour?? VM: That is what i child labour dear. Asst 1: Bro, tell me clearly. VM: I will tell you. But before that do you know who is a child? Asst 2: You only bro. even though you say foolish things in court and everyone laughs at you, you forget everything and laughs like a child. VM: Bro, i am 40 plus years old. Asst 1: But your heart is like children. VM: My dear, by seeing heart your age is not decided. Age is found from their date of birth. Asst 1: oh!! VM: yes. Those who are under 14 years are called as children. Asst 1: So you will not accept whose named is childish. VM: Just because of their name we can call them as kid. Children below 14 years should be involved only in studies and playing. Asst 1: what is they to work? VM: If he goes for work, he will be called as child labour. Asst 1: What is this bro. I work and you work. No one calls us as young worker or middle age worker. Then only why kids should be called as child labours?? Thats what even you asked in court!!! VM: My dear, it didnt had knowledge at that time so i asked like that. Now I read the books and understood about it. I will tell you with example. You have not learnt driving and dont know how to drive. what happens if a person asks you to drive a car? Asst 1: Meet with accident!! VM: Exactly. Childhood is the age to learn and enjoy. If a child is sent to work at that age, his growth and education will be stopped. Asst 1: This is faced by child. But what problem will others face? VM: I will explain you. If a client comes with a case and says he will give Rs. 1000 to handle the case. But what if he i catch him and tell him that i will finish the case within Rs. 200? Is it a loss to you or not?? Asst 1: How many cases have you done like that?? VM: Idiot. I just told you an example. In the same way when kid is allowed to work with low wages, older workers will face difficulty. Understood?? Asst: So child labour is a risk for child, society and the whole country. VM: Got it right?? Leave now!! Asst 1: Ok bro.