VM: Hello. Caller: Sir are you Homeopathy or allopathy? VM: I am just a Ambika's husband who is saying hello from home. Caller: So you are not a doctor. VM: No. Caller: Other than being husband to Ambika mam, what other do you do? VM: Hmmm I go to court. People call me Advocate. Caller: Sir, you are God!! Earlier I called 2 people and asked are you lawyer. They said i am doctor. VM: Now you called and asked me whether Am i doctor and I told I am lawyer. Caller: I want to meet lawyer. Thats why I asked. You are the God which I was searching. VM: Do you need any donation? Caller: No Sir, i need to file a case. VM: Ok we can file. But first let me tell you my fees. Consulting fee Rs.1000, Insulting fee Rs.500. Caller: Insulting fees?? VM: Through I am Careful, but somehow my image will be damaged. So rather then feeling sad for that, i am charging fees for it. Caller: I will give sir. Sir, my house was robbed and they took 1 lakh rupees. VM: Then you need to complain in Police station. Now on whom do you want to file case? Caller: I want to file case on lock manufacturing company which made lock which is broken easily by robbers. VM: Very nice. If a girl is dying by the flex banned falling on her head, rather filing case on the one who has kept it there, you people file on the printing unit, When Govt is asking you to be at home and telling no corona virus is spread by a dead person people are stoning the people who came to bury the dead body of doctor who treated patients. Now if the house is getting robbed, rather finding him you want to file case on the company which manufactured the lock. Caller: Sir, what I asked is wrong. But i am not a fool to stop the burial of a dead person. VM: Not only you, all those stopped the burial are also people with brain. Caller: Then why did they behave like that? VM: These human being when they gather in groups they are losing the mind that they are single human being and stop thinking. Group rage is influencing them and making them not think. Thats what Sigmund Freud said. Always remember one thing we shouldnt trouble anyone. Caller: Sir thanks for sharing such a wonderful and useful message which is useful for everyone.
VM: Price of weed reduced step by step. What is this?? All these are published in news paper. Son: Dad its not weed its raw materials. VM: Oh yes its raw materials price. Phone rings VM: Phone is ringing!! Dont know who is calling now. Hmmm Let me talk. Hello Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O. VM: What are you saying? Caller: Sir, i said that the one who eats salt must drink water with science formula. VM: Oho. Whats your name?? Caller: Sammantham. VM: Mr. Sammantham can I know the reason why you called me and talking unrelated things? Caller: I want to file case on EB. VM: Case on EB?? Why?? Caller: Science says current will not pass through Wood(Called as Kattai in Tamil) So i kept my thumb finger (Kattai viral in Tamil) in current but it passed the current. VM: What nonsense are you talking?? Just because the 3rd finger is ring finger will you pledge the finger in pawn shop and get money?? Caller: Well thats a nice idea. VM: Hey, dont go and show your finger to Pawn shops. They will cut your finger. Caller: Sir, dont change the topic. Can you file the case or not. VM: Your first formula also works for this. Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O! That one? VM: Yes. Natures law, Govt rule, everything you need to follow whether you like it or not. Dont go out of the house. If there is need to go out then wear face mask, maintain social distancing. Without following any of this, you say you will file case when you get infected. Lock down is difficult for all. I am not denying it, but bear with it and win this corona battle. Hello... Are you there??? Oh he disconnected the call.
VM: Says a thirukural in Tamil meaning - When we have a pleasure, we think that we only need it. I used to sit in office without any case. But this corona made everyone sit idle. I am really happy for that. VM: Hello. Vandu Murugan here. Kanmani: Me Kanmani writing this letter with love. No not letter, phone call. VM: Tell me: Kanmani: Sir immediately send lawyer notice. VM: Why?? Kanmani: As i am suffering from leave, kindly grant 2 days work to me. VM: Mam, earlier if anyone dies we used to get leave. Now you are given leave because you shouldn't die. Understand it. Kanmani: Sir, we need money to eat food. We get money only if we got to work. VM: Do you have PF? Kanmani: Yes. VM: Then take it from that. Kanmani: My date of birth is entered wrong in that. So they told me to change it, only then i will be able to get money. Sir how can i change date of birth now? Police will hit us if we go to street. In that how can i go to school and change the DOB? VM: You dont change anything, Those who hold PF if their DOB is wrong in PF documents, we can use Adhar card as proof. It was said by Labours and employment ministry on last Sunday. The DOB in PF and Adhar should less than 3 years. This is the only condition. you can change it in online. You can take 75% o your PF or 3 months basic salary whichever is less. And you dont have to pay it back. within 3 days of registering it, you will get the money. Ok??
Once there was an old lady. She had no one to take care of her. She used to sell wood sticks and with that income she used to lead her life. Always she used to murmur why is Yama dharmaraj is not coming and taking her life. Once she went to a forest and collected all wood sticks. A thorn pricked her and she was in deep pain. After walking for a while she sat under a tree. With the uncontrollable pain of thorn's prick she started to murmur even more. This time Yama dharmaraj heard lady cry and visited her by sitting on his buffalo. He said Hey lady i am here now, you wanted me to take your life right, come lets go. After hearing this lady said, when did I call you?? I was just saying it will be good if someone comes and helps me to keep this wooden stick bundle on my head. Ok anyways you are here, just help me in keeping this bundle on my head. Let me go i have so much of work at home. Yama Dharamaraj smiled and helped her in keeping the wooden bundle on her head. No one in this world wants to die. This story says that whatever sickness, situation or old age may be but everyone wants to live, not die. Ok we all want to live, but are we following the rule for that? Govt is saying Corona virus is affecting everyone, stay safe and maintain minimum of 1 meter distance. TV Radio everywhere they are saying this. But yesterday, Sunday there was a huge crowd in Madurai, chennai kasimedu to buy fish, Everywhere it was crowded. God will save us but at the same time we all should take precautions. If 1 person is getting affected with this virus, do you know how many people can he affect??? research and medical surveys say that Almost till 8kms the movement of people should be reduced. Everyone near the person should be examined. Only for this 21days lockdown was implemented. This situation is not where we can treat after we get the disease. because till now no medicine is found for this. Prevention is better than cure. Thats why Govt has enforced this lockdown. Lets also obey this social distancing. And safeguard ourselves and our family from Corona virus.
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