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VM: Your doubt is your Animal is like this and how come Parimal is happy and wealthy? You want me to find it out. That’s it right??!! P1: Yes sir Yes!! VM: Why do need CID for this!! Listen I will tell you!!She should have saved in PF but you didn’t. P1: Oh Yes Sir!! VM: If you save money in PF you will get 8.65% interest. This is the first benefit. Secondly, just like the way we save 12% of our salary, even our company will contribute 12% of the salary money to our account. This is the second and extra savings. Of the money contributed by company 8.33% will be allotted for pension. So those who contribute in PF for 10 years they will get pension for lifetime. Then in PF, 50% of the money we saved we can get it as loan for marriage and study expenses. We can get 36 months salary as loan to construct the house. P1: sir, does PF has so many benefits?? VM: Yes. P1: Why didnt you tell me about this till now?? VM: Hey, just now you came and asked me! P1: Oh!! Thats why my friend didnt take loan from anyone outside and built house and made her kids to study well and now sitting comfortably by getting pinjan (Pension). VM: Yes!! This is the secret of your friend's happiness. See, even now its not too late. Immediately join in PF. P1: Ok sir Immediately i will join sir. VM: Mam, Money?? P1: For what? VM: Fees for consultation. P1: Just wait for 1 hour sir. VM: Why?? P1: (Crying) I will go home, close the doors and... VM: OMG!!! P1: Dont worry sir, i wont take any wrong decision. Thinking about my foolishness of not saving money in PF, i will cry aloud with family for 1 hour and come back sir. VM: See, just like the way you put time table for crying, put a time table for savings. Only then you will be happy. P1: Ok sir. VM: Ok
Phone rings VM: Hello... Tell me darling... What is this darling!! How can I forget whats special tomorrow!! Tomorrow is your birthday. How can i forget it??!! What will I buy?? Hmmm... Shall I buy Necklace? What?? You want car?? No dear you wont get duplicate items in cars!! Helloo.... Hellooo... Oh my God My wife ket the phone. Did I blabber anything??!!! So as usual evening i have a session!! Oh!!! Clerk!! When did you come?? Clerk: I came when you were saying there is no duplicate cars available. VM: Did that Judge mam asked me to come? Clerk: No no no.. I only came here to see you!! I need a help sir!! VM: Help??!!! Will he ask money or anything for Diwali?? Clerk: My brother's wife works in mill. She is saving money in PF for so many years sir. VM: OK.. Clerk: Now she wanted to take money for some emergency, they are saying something is wrong and money cant be withdrawn. I came to see you in this regard. VM: Hey you!!! In front of you I sweat and blabber in court without knowing anything. You jnow very well that I dont know anything, thats why you are asking all these!! Is this fair?? Didnt you get a good lawyer in this entire court?? You should have asked them!! Clerk: I can, but they will ask money!! VM: Huh!! Even i will ask!! Clerk: Sir, we both are good friends!! VM: Hey!! When did we became friends?? Clerk: Sir Sir.. Please ask someone let me know atleast this sir!! I will tell good things to Judge mam. VM: What will you say? Clerk: Vandu Murugan sir is a Knowledgeable person!! He used to be topped during school days!! VM: Hey hey.. Please stop it!! If you say that i used to be topper in school days, even i will not believe it!! Then how will judge mam believe it? Clerk: Sir, I will tell in such a way that she will believe it!! VM: How?? Clerk: I will tell her that after studies, you got Echako Pachoko disease and one of your nerve in brain is missing. Only after that you became like this. I will make her believe this!! VM: This is the good thing you are going to tell to Judge mam about me??!! You dont have to tell any good thing about me and spoil me little bit of good name which i have!!Leave it!!! Just for this i will do it free of cost for you!! Whats your problem? tell me. Clerk: KYC sir. VM: KYC??? Karur Vaisya Bank?? Clerk: Sir, thats KVB. VM: Yes, thats KVB!! What is this KYC? Seems to be something new!! Hmmmmm.. Ohhhhh. Hey clerk!! Clerk: Sir? VM: Not only this KYC, If you have any doubts about PF, you dont have to ask anyone. There is a free and easy way to know everything about PF. In our TTCU kural, they are going to publish program for 2 months with experts opinion!!! Listen to it and not only KYC, you can know ABCDEFG and everything!! Ok?? Listen to this cell phone radio and know everything about PF. Ok?? leave now!! Clerk: Ok sir. Bye sir!!
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Person 1: We are planning to start a new union. Can you be our new legal advisor? Asst 1: Quickly say Ok bro!!! It will be proud if your name comes in all these things. VM: Is it??? Then ok. P1: Thank you so much sir. Sir, now you are our legal advisor. VM: Yes yes!! P1: Give some advise sir. VM: What??? advice???? For what? P1: Out of zeal we started a union, so members are asking why should we start a union and become a member? VM: OK P1: So give advice on the importance of union. VM: Oh..hahaha 1 minute.. Junior, Asst 1: Bro... VM: This week i was reading about laws related to union, luckily he is asking the question related to that. Hahaha. Asst 1: Look at the happiness on our bro's face. You start bro.. You start... VM: Ok... Hellooo. P1: Sir, Advice sir? VM: They are really curious!!! I will tell!! I will tell!!! Listen, dear brothers, an owner starts the company by investing the money, the workers who work there, they invest their efforts!! The way all the money invested y an owner, becomes the capital, in the same way, the hard work of workers becomes the main thing to bring the profit. Asst 1: Bro, You are rocking!!! VM: Is it??? Thank you!!! P1: Super sir!! VM: Dude, an owner should give the proper money to the worker, if he is avoiding to pay the money, workers can ask it only if they all are united! P1: Oh yes!!! So for that, we need union!!! VM: You are right!!! If a worker is a member in a union, then he will never face any problems in his rights. P1: Super sir. VM: I have another important point, listen that. P1: Tell me sir. Tell me. VM: LIsten, Union can do which gold cannot do. How is it??? P1: You killed it bro!!! VM: Thank you thank you. Ok brother, you said you have started a union, what type of union have you started?? Is it mill workers union, or garment labours union? P1: Phone testing union to wake the lazy people who sleep in the morning!!! Did you get it??? VM: Ha??? Its you again?????!!!!!