Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!! Come on time.
VM: No case and even time is not passing, what to do now??!! ha!!! What me see whether i have got any message in whatsapp. Someone has sent a students answer sheet. Why did they sent his answer sheet to me??!! Let me see. Question, when did Mahathma Gandhi born? Ans: Gandhi was born on a holiday. Not only him, even Budhha and Jesus was born a leave day. Whats the next question? What is the name of India's capital? What has he answered?? Whatever is its name but it is called as capital city. He is a smart fellow. Next question who found America? What has he written? The one who has lost America must have took alot of effort and found America. Ok, What mark did the teacher give for this?? Where is the mark?? He has written something!! Since i lack knowledge to correct the answer paper, so requesting the scientists who gave birth to this smart person to meet me. By Class teacher. Haha this teacher has suffered alot it seems. Aruna: hi uncle. How are you feeling? VM: Hey you are wearing a school uniform but talking like a rowdy. Asking me how is me how am i feeling!! Aruna: What happened? You didnt recognise me?? I stay near your house. Your wife's friend Aruna. VM: You are studying in 10th right?? Aruna: No SSLC. VM: Both are same right?? Aruna: Both buffallo and cow are not same uncle. VM: Oho!! So my wife learnt all these terror talks from you!! What are you doing here rather than going to school?? Aruna: I have a doubt. So thought of asking. VM: Whats the doubt. Aruna: What is social security? VM: Security given to society is social security. Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that.
Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!!
Judge: Already I am suffering here to hear your hearing. Now there are 2 brilliant people. See, I am telling to both of you, say your view as argument, if you want to talk in between say objection. VM: Objection your honor. Judge: Hey, you will say objection to me?? VM: OMG!! I told abjection to opposite party lawyer Silavandu. Judge: Oh I totally forgot whats the case!! Whats the case and why this objection? VM: He said that there is an organisation for unorganised workers. That’s why I said objection your honor!! Judge: whats there to say objection in it?? VM: Hahaha Judge: Shut up!! Whats that laugh inside court!! VM: There is a lot of laws so that there shouldn’t be any child labours. But how many of people were arrest under that law??No one!! So there is no child labour in country!!?? There are many!! In the same way there may be laws and system for unorganised workers, but whether it Is followed properly?? Judge: Answer Mr. Silvandu Murugan!! Silvandu Murugan: It is Your honor!! For example, pension is given for them!! VM: How much is given my dear? Silvandu Murugan: Give respect and take respect!! I am opposite party advocate!! VM: Very good English!! Ok!! Hw much is given Mr. Opposite party Advocate sir?? Silvandu Murugan: Ahhh Rs.1000 is given. VM: Its been how many years that Rs.1000 is fixed as pension?? You don’t know right?? Silvandu Murugan: No. VM: Even I don’t know, then how will you know!! Silvandu Murugan: Grrrrrrr. VM: Ok control control!! Daily gold price Is decided. Even petrol, diesel price is changing daily. But the worker who has to pay money to buy these, their pension and minimum wage is decided once in so many years. Leave all these. Till now have anyone asked the labour whats their expectation? Judge: Whats your anwer Mr. Silvandu Murugan? Silvandu Murugan: I don’t know mam. VM: Has he asked at least once?? Silvandu Murugan: ahhhh No. VM: So go and ask that and then do the argument Mr. opposite party Advocate sir!!! Silvandu Murugan: Where to go and ask?? VM: Ask that to me itself. No need to go anywhere. Listen to UK cell phone radio. PTS members who are domestic helpers are keeping it as question and answer and discussion. Silvandu Murugan: When? VM: Daily. Go and hear it first. Judge: Hmmm everyone go and hear it and then conduct argument. Clear out the place immediately. I think I will forget whatever I have studied. Silvandu Murugan: Ok Your honor. I thought scoring by arguing with him, but he argued it do well. Brother, I will come to office tomorrow. VM: Why?? To argue there also?? Silvandu Murugan: I did it by mistake brother. I have so much to learn from you!! So I will rejoin again. VM: Hmm come. Who else is there for me other than you!!
Person 1: Karpagam, get the milk can, let me go and buy milk. Karpagam: Take this. P1: No, Not the small can, get the big one. Today they are coming right!! I will buy extra 1 liter. Karpagam: Listen. P1: What?? Karpagam: We didnt tell Nandini that they are coming today. Hope there wont be any problem. i am really scared. P1: No Karpagam. What happens let it happen. How long can we keep quiet. I am not able to sleep at night. I am not able to close my eyes. Karpagam: No. but what if nandini does anything. P1: This is our duty. we have prepared everything. Let it come. Just because we are afraid nothing is going to stop. Leave it, lets see what happens. Karpagam: Those who are coming today, how are they?? P1: Yea they are good people. While going to buy milk, i will meet the broker and talk to him. You dont think about anything and do your work. Did Nandini got up? Karpagam: No yet to. P1: See, you dont panic and reveal everything. If she gets any hint of it, then everything will be spoiled. Karpagam: No no. I will take care. P1: Bye. Karpagam: Come soon.
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VM: Your honor, just because they are physical labours, these unorganised workers are not respected. They are not given Social security, good salary, job guarantee. Advocate 2 (VM's Junior): I object Your honor. VM: Huh?? You?? Adv 2: Yes Its me!! Judge: The case will be continued after lunch break. VM: Hey, till yeterday you were saying the points to me, but now you are opposite party's lawyer?? What does it mean?? Adv 2: It means i have started my own business!! VM: Hey, til now we were roaming like twins. Adv 2: No you are wrong. I was caught by you and over ruled by you. VM: Now?? Adv 2: I am freed. VM: So?? Adv 2: I will argue against you. VM: Why??? Why??You should have gone somewhere else. Did you get only me??? Adv 2: Yes. I can win easily if i argues against you. So wantedly i have landed here. VM: You have practice near me and now you are planning to win over me!! Adv 2: Yea yea!! VM: Why are you calling your granny? Adv 2: Its english, You cant understand it!! I said Yes in English. VM: Yea yea?? Adv 2: Yea yea. Lets meet in court. Judge: You can continue the argument. Adv 2: Your honor, in last episode Adv vandu Murugan has told with many whatsapp examples that 96% of construction workers didnt get any benefit from Govt. VM: Hey, you were the one who sent it to me!!So it was planned!! Adv 2: But the reality is, as an example for entire country, Govt has formed a Govt for this and giving welfare board card and also giving welfare schemes. VM: HMM hmmm its giving.. its giving... Adv 2: Your honor, opposite party lawyer is making fun of my arguments and showing faces!!! VM: Hey, my face is always like that!! Judge: Hey, whats this complaining like school kids. Whats your name? Adv 2: My original name is Chinnal murugan. Just to make sexy I made it as Silvandu Murugan. VM: What??? Silvandu Murugan??? I cant allow for this your honor!! Judge: Whats the problem between you both?? VM: Your honor, he was my assistant and learnt everything from me. Now he is copying my name to my... my... your... honor... Judge: See, you can say that he was your junior. but dont say that he learnt from you!!! Adv 2: My Lord, i have legally registered my name as Silvandu Murugan. Judge: He has proved that he is your assistant Mr. Vandu murugan. VM: How your honor?? Judge: he should call My lord in higher court. In lower courts judge should be addressed as Your honor. He is having nick name as Silvandu but saying My Lord here!! VM: I thought he will over rule me. But idiot fellow is following my path. Thank God!!
Judge: Please come Vandu Murugan. You were not seen from last few days, where were you? VM: Just like a Omni bus which never enters the village, even my life is going like that. No one is coming to me. Even if 1 or 2 cases comes to me, they just take my advice and leave. Judge: Dont worry. Life is like that. There are thousand things in life. VM: Huh!! I am struggling 5-10. The only thousand i had was Rupee note, even Govt has banned that. Judge: Oh so just to make yourself visible you have filed Public interest litigation!! VM: Yes your honor. Judge: Ok Proceed. VM: Your honor, do you know what one survey says? Judge: Only if you tell me what is the case and details of it!! VM: Hmmm She started pulling my legs. If others argue she is keeping quit like that Gandhi grandpa in rupee note. But if i start arguing she will start.... Judge: Mr. Vandu, enough of mind voice. Tell me about what survey says. VM: I will tell your honor. The result of the survey is, only 3% of Indian women show interest in games. Judge: Then other 97% women? VM: They are getting married and playing with their huband's life your honor!! Judge: Hey, you just read this forward in whatsapp and how dare you to say this in front of me!! VM: OMG!!! Even she is a lady right!!! Judge: What is the relation with this to the case?? VM: Oh yes!!! again i did lose talk. Whatever is needed for the advocate job is not sticking in mind and whatever came in whatsapp got stuck in my mind and i am caught here. Judge: See, you are suppose to talk about unorganised workers. What is the relationship between that and whatever you spoke now?? Just see what happend if you are not giving me the proper answer for this!! VM: OMG!! She is furious!! let me manage!! Judge: Tell me man!! VM: Ye... ye... yes your honor. If a person's mobile only is vibrating, then its missed call. But if person himself is vibrating for the call he is getting then its his mistress's call. A man can be the head of the family but wife is like a neck which decides where that neck should turn. Thats what i meant your honor. Judge: Till now your have not answered my question. What is the relationship with this to the case? VM: Just like that.. like that.... its.... haa... just like that there are only 6% of organised workers, remaining 96% are unorganised workers your honor. Just like the way wife works as neck, in the same way.... in the same way.... even they are.... they are..... Judge: They are dedicating themselves for the nation. Am I right?? VM: Thats it mam!! Judge: Just because its 96% and 97% you got confused and at last you just managed it somehow. Am i right?? VM: hehehehe... Judge: Dont drool too much. The case will be continued after lunch break.
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Client: Sir VM: What?? Client: Is there any big lawyer here? VM: Why?? Don’t I look like a big lawyer? Client: Ha??? VM: What is he thinking? hey what do you want? Client: I have a doubt. I want to clarify it and i need a proper solution for it. VM: Thats it??!! You just tell me whats the problem. You just see how i am going to solve it. Client: You can solve but... VM: What but!! Hey i am not only a lawyer, i belong to village panchayath head's family. I can solve problem in a second. Client: Is it??!! VM: Yes!! My Grandpa used to give solution for near by 72 villages. My father used to solve problems of 18 villages. Client: Wow!!! Then what about you sir? VM: Even i am trying my best!! Client: Trying what?? VM: Hey!! to solve case!! If you say Lawyer Vandu Murgan's name, even violent rowdy will become silent and he will surrender himself. You can check outside. Client: Ok ok. Then i will tell you itself. VM: No need to take trouble now. You better go. Client: No no I will tell. I have no trouble at all. Hehehe VM: Dont laugh too much. Its scary. Just tell the case. Client: Peace and Happiness, what should i choose among these 2? VM: Thats it?? I thought you are saying something really big. Listen to me. For any person we need both happiness and peace. So you keep both with you. Client: Sir.... Sir... You gave a wonderful decision. VM: Hehehe Thank you thank you Client: Immediately i will call my mom and tell her. VM: Did you understand i am a big lawyer??!! Client: Yes sir.. Let me just call my mom. Mom, i just spoke to lawyer, he asked me to marry both of them. VM: What???!!! I asked you to marry!!! Hey cut the call. when did i ask you to marry? Client: Just now you asked me to keep both of them. VM: Hey, i was talking about Happiness and peace. Client: Even i was talking about the same sir. VM: What are you saying?? Client: yes sir, I have 2 aunties. Both of them have one-one daughters. VM: Ok. Client: One girl's name is Happiness and another girl's name is Peace. Both of them wants to marry me. I didnt know whom to marry, so i asked you whom to choose. You asked me to keep both of them. VM: Hey hey hey... I was talking about different happiness and peace. If you marry 2 girls both of us will be behind the bars. I didnt know that they are your aunties daughters. Please forgive me. Client: Then what were you talking about sir? VM: I was talking about happiness and peace which comes in everyone's life. Client: Oh is it??!! Ok but how will it come?? VM: If you have money in your hand, you will not be scared of future. If you are not afraid of your future, you will be happy and peaceful. Client: then what should i do for that sir? VM: You need to save. You are a worker right? Client: Yes. VM: If you save in Provident Fund PF, everything will come behind you. Client: Sir, whom shall i marry? Happiness or peace? VM: He will not leave without putting me in trouble. Hey ask them to kick you. Whoever kicks lightly go and marry them. Client: ok Sir. VM: Dont know how come these people are coming correctly to me!!