VM : Who told you that i will give money? P1: Sir you are really modest!! You have kept the banner outside!! VM: Banner??? Where??? P1: Come out sir. P2: Vandu murugan sir!! Crowd: Long live!! P1: Look there sir. VM: OMG!!! Here we will given Rs.500 to buy spects, Rs. 3000 to 6000 for marriage, Rs.20000 for natural death, Accident compensation Rs.1lakh, OMG!!! Not only that monthly pension Rs. 1000 per person will be given. By, Vandu Murugan. OMG!!! Everyone is coming and pissing me by asking about Unorganised workers welfare card benefits. So i asked to write clearly keep a banner banner outside. But this junior fellow has written it as if I am going to give it. Everyone is looking at me. P1: So sir, can i wait inside or outside? VM: If i tell that they have written in wrong, they will damage me. Bro, what you do, collect the application from everyone and you alone come inside. I will call you and tell when are you suppose to come inside. Leave now. P3: Ok we are leaving sir. P1: Ok sir. Everyone give one by one without fighting. Give like that. VM: For now i have escaped. Let me remove that banner and then think what to do. Oh God!! Assistant: bro, bro, call the military!! VM: Military??!! But why? Assistant: At the entrance.... at the entrance.... VM: Crowd has gathered again or what?? But i have removed the banner. whats there near the entrance junior?? Assistant: i spent Rs. 200 for banner and someone stole it. VM: For this you want me to call the military!!! Assistant: Yea we have to find out right!! VM: Lets find it, come here. Assistant: What happened bro??? (Hits the junior) Assistant: OMG!!! OMG!!! Bro please leave me. VM: Hey i have asked you to keep a banner about explaining the benefit of registering in unorganised workers welfare board. But you have written as if i am going to give them money. Assistant: Was it like that?? VM: Without few minutes there was a huge crowd. Assistant: Bro, did they hit you or kick you?? VM: Your hidden intentions are coming out now!! I have collected the applications and sent them. Do one thing meet TLRF union in Madurai and ask them to get the welfare board card for the applicants. without getting it, dont come near me. Assistant: Ok Bro
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VM: If you are an Out patient, you have 1400 dispensaries, 1078 doctors across this country to give you treatment and if you are an In patient you have 135 hospitals and they have told of 19387 beds. Assistant: Oh may be next he will say the count of bed sheets and pillows. VM: Hey if you talk in between when i talk then i will kick you. Assistant: Sir, sorry sir. I want to go to Adv. Vandu Murugan's office. I think i lost my way. VM: Hey Jerry, its me Vandu Murugan. Assistant: What bro, the whole town is talking that you have changed like James bond 007. But you are talking like Vijaykanth (Tamil Actor) in his movie climax. VM: This is Vandu Murugan 007. Assistant: Oh in name you are copying James bond and in name you are copying captain Vijaykanth. Leave it, whats the matter why are you saying all these medicine counts? Assistant: This is not medicine count. I am talking about ESI scheme and its benefits. I am reciting and practicing it. Assistant: Ok what all benefits will i get i join ESI? VM: If a worker joins ESI he and his family will get free medical help. Assistant: Then I will get. VM: If a ESI listed wirker looses his job he will get monetary benefit. Assistant: Then it will useful for my family. VM: Listen to the next one. If a worker meets accident while in work and he dies. or he is not in a condition to work he will get dis.... dis.. Assistant: Come on... come on... VM: Dis...dis... he will get disablement benefit. Assistant: Bro, what are the other benefit? VM: What else, he will get family pension. Assistant: Oh!! That too i will get!! VM: My dear, this is for those unorganised workers who are in ESI scheme, not for you. Assistant: Bro, my brother is a unorganized worker. Thats why i said i will get. VM: You run your life in freebies. Assistant: Leave that bro. You were saying in patient bed and out patient when i was entering inside. VM: I was telling about the details of ESI hospital. Assistant: Tell once again!! VM: You are checking whether i remember or forgot it. If you want to listen once again then call our cell phone radio and listen infinite times. Go now. Assistant: Ok
Mother: I am Gopal's mother. She is my eldest daughter Geetha. The one who is sitting next to her is her husband. She is the youngest in our family. Her name is Rajalakshmi. And thats her husband. I have 3 more daughters. Rajavanam is married to a guys from Coimbature and Tirupur. Thambidurai: Karpagam... Karpagam: Parimala please ask Nandini to bring tea and snacks. Parimala: Yes I will ask her to bring. Karpagam: She is little shy in character. And not used to all these. Ponnurangam: Haha well you found the way correctly. Mother: My uncle was staying in this area earlier. So this area is a known place to us. Geetha: Girl is coming. Rajalakshmi: OMG!! She is wearing white saree. Geetha: Hey shut up. Poonurangam: She is sir's daughter in law. Her name is Nandini. They are all our friends. Take blessings from them. Nandini: Please feel free. Rajalakshmi: Wow Mysore pak for me. Geetha: Hey shut up. Dont insult us. Karpagam: Thats ok. Please take more. Mother: why dont you sit. Nandini: Thats ok. Let me bring coffee. Karpagam: She is little shy type. Mother: Thats ok. Ponurangam: Hope no one wants sugarless coffee. Mother: Sir, our family is a sweet family. we take a lot of sugar. Hahaha Mother: Nandini, please wait. My name is Jamuna. And this is my son Gopal. Nandini: Ok. Mother: You are such a sweet girl. Geetha: As soon as we saw you we liked you. Am I right bro? Mother: Tell the truth. Did you like or not? Nandini take this flower. Nandini: No. I wont keep it. Mother: I can understand dear. Till now you were Karpagam's daughter in law. But now you are my daughter in law. From today you can keep flower on your head. Ok? Take this. Nandini: I didnt get you!! Mother: We are here to talk about yours and my son Gopal's wedding. All of us liked you. Thats why called you. Nandini: Please stop it. Uncle, what is this?? Parimala: Nandini, you came to this house as daughter in law. But your in laws treated you as daughter and planning to build a new life for you. Karpagam: Yes dear. Mother: Nandini, Nothing is wrong in this. Nandini: I am not bothered about what is right and what is wrong. My life which i lived with my husband is enough for me. I want to lead my life with those memories. Ponnuragam: Come on!!! 6months of married life is not a life. Nandini: you dont have to talk about it sir. My uncle said his friends are here. So i just came to help in serving them snacks. Ponnurangam: Grooms family liked you. Nandini: Why?? Didnt they get a new girl in this whole world??
VM: (In English) Mr. Please close your ugly mouth. Client: Means?? VM: OMG!!! He is worse than me in English!! It means stop talking nonsense while dealing your case!! Do you want to find you missing dad or not?? Client: : yes yes I want to find him. VM: Then answer my questions. Whether do you have ESI or not?? Client: Yes sir I have. VM: Then did hey take family pic? Client: They took sir. And they stuck that photo behind that ESI card. But why sir? VM: You are a worker. So ESI helps to give Medical help for you and your family. Free treatment will be given to the people whose photo is stuck in ESI card. Client: Oh so it is to know who all are my family members!! VM: Yes!! Client: Sir, without knowing this, i spent a lot of money by taking treatment in other hospital for my family members. VM: Now you know it right? Take them to ESI hospital for treatment. ok, your father is there in that ESI card photo? Client: Yes he is there. We carried him and took the photo. VM: Now what you do is, go home and bring that photo. I will find him with that photo. You buy him popsicals. If he is getting cold, take him to ESI hospital. Client: yes Sir!! VM: Go now. Phone rings VM: Hello, this is Vandu Murugan 007. Judge: hey Vandu, i heard you have started some new detective agency. VM: Oh Judge mam. Judge: You didnt tell me. VM: Hehe nothing mam, just need some income in some way. So just hanged that board. Judge: Good thing only. Do it. Did you get any case? VM: Yes i got one. Just now. A case about finding his missing father. He said he dont have his father's photo. I thought deeply about it and asked him to get the photo which he took for ESI. Hehehe. Judge: Good. Ok, how much a workers should pay for ESI as his contribution? how much the company should give? Do you know about it? VM: This lady started now!! Mam, thats, Company should give 3.25% and worker should pay 0.75%. So total of 4%. Judge: Very good. You are improving. Keep it up. I am keeping the phone down. VM: Ok mam. Ha!!! Goodness!! Thank God i wrote it in front of me!! Great escape. For others student life ends after school and college. But i have stuck between this lawyer and detective agent and i am still treated as student by Judge mam!!! Huh!! Let see!!!
Karpagam's husband: Did you tell her anything? Karpagam: No I didnt. You call her and tell. Karpagam: Nandini... Uncle is calling you. Karpagam's husband: Come here. Nandini: yes uncle. Karpagam's husband: Nothing. Just some of my friends are coming home today. Nandini: Shall I prepare for there lunch uncle? Karpagam's husband: No no.. No need of all that. Just give some snacks. Actually I have bought snacks too. Your aunty will make tea. It will be good if you can just bring it and give it to them. Nandini: Ok uncle. Karpagam's husband: Nandini, just change the saree. Nandini: Just now i took bath and changed this saree. Karpagam's husband: No.. Actually they are coming for some good reason. So on the way they are dropping in our house. Thats why... It will be good if you change this white saree and wear some other saree. Nandini: Uncle, they are your friends right? Karpagam's husband: Oh yes yes!! Nandini: SO they will know about me and about this house. Karpagam's husband: Yes yes. Nandini: I will serve coffee and snacks to them. But dont misunderstand me, i will be wearing this saree only. If needed i will call nexxt house Arti for help. Karpagam's husband: No no no. You serve it. Nandini: Ok uncle. Parimala: Uncle. Karpagam's husband: Please come Parimala. Parimala: when is the groom's family coming?? Karpagam's husband: They will be here anytime. You do onething, go inside and keep talking to Nandini. I will bring them. Ponnurangam: Sir. Karpagam's husband: what is this Ponnurangam? Atleast you should have come earlier. I was feeling helpless. Ponnurangam: This cycle was creating some problem. Karpagam's husband: Ok.. They have started right?? Ponnurangam: Just now i spoke to them. they will be here in just 5 mins. Karpagam's husband: Ponnu brother, another small problem, Ponnurangam: what happened sir? Karpagam's husband: Nandini said she will not change her white saree. Ponnurangam: Leave it i say. lets see. Karpagam's husband: No, if they feel.... Ponurangam: Here they are. Please come please come. Karpagam's husband: Please come. Mother: Thank you. Ponnurangam: Sir's name is Thambidurai. He is girl's father in law. Mother: Lets go inside. Ponnurangam: yea yea sure. Karpagam's husband Thambidurai: Please come inside. Parimala: Please come. Ponnurangam: Where is mam? Thambidurai: Karpagam... Karpagam: Coming.. Thambidurai: She is my wife. Karpagam: Hello. Mother: She is.... Parimala: I am their neighbor. My name is Parimala. Karpagam: Parimala, ask Nandini to bring tea and snacks.
Geetha: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow?? Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Mother: This girl has lost her husband within 6 months of her marriage. She doesnt have kids. Geetha: Its been 3 years that she lost her husband. Rajalakshmi: She is in her in law's place. Thats where we are going to see her. Geetha: Her name is Nandini. Her in laws have made all arrangements for this. Then just think how good that girl must be!! Gopal: I have got used to be like this. Just leave me like this. Mother: Getting the daughters married is my work. But I gave the work to my son. I am in a pain that i have spoiled my son's life without getting him married. Ok. You leave it like that. Gopal: Mom, what is this?? Please dont cry. Geetha: Even we are feeling bad for that. If we want us to be happy, you have to get married. Gopal: Ok. I will come for your sake. Mother: Ok dear. Rajalakshmi: Thats cool. (On phone with her husband) Gopal has accepted to see Sarojadevi(Gopal and Sarojadevi is a famous character in Tamil Movie). You please come near that girl's house. Hahaha Geetha: hey, shut up. Gopal: Big mouth girl. I will ask your husband to give tight slaps on you mouth. Let him come. Hahaha Karpagam's husband: Karpagam. Karpagam: Yes, coming. Karpagam's husband: Take this. Karpagam: What is this? Karpagam's husband: I bought some Vadas. In case if we need it. Karpagam: How many people are coming?? Karpagam's husband: Broker said 5-6 people will come. Karpagam: Is the groom coming along?? Karpagam's husband: Thats what he said. Karpagam: I have asked Parimala to come. Karpagam's husband: Where is Nandini?? Karpagam: She is work at the backyard. Karpagam's husband: Did you tell her?? Karpagam: No. You just call her and tell. Karpagam's husband: Hmmm ok. Call her. Karpagam: Nandini... Uncle is calling you.
VM: (Sings) Vandu boy, Vandu Boy order a tea. Nair will ask for change so better start searching for coins. Search coins for tea. Aruna: Uncle??? Are you the one who was singing now?? VM: Yea. Aruna: Really???!!! I cant believe this!! VM: I was searching for change, but got this trouble wearing school Uniform dress. Why did you come here rather than going back home?? Aruna: I thought of saying thanks to you for telling me about social security. VM: Ok ok Say it fast and go. Aruna: Super uncle. Actually i thought i song is played in radio. You have the voice of DSP. VM: Rather than saying likr SPB's voice or Jesudas's voice you are saying DSP!!! In which country DSP is sitting singing song?? Aruna: Uncle, i didnt say about police DSP, i was talking about music director Devi Sree Prasad, in short DSP!! You just have his voice. VM: Is it!!?? Aruna: If at all you have been in cine field you should have been a big Sankar. VM: What?? Sankar??? Aruna: Big singer uncle!! VM: Is Big singer singer is called as Sankar?? Aruna: Even now its not too late. Whenever you get time, practice singing daily. You can be a great person by participating gin Junior singer!! VM: Haaaa Aruna: Byeeeeee. VM: Ba ba bye.... Hey Vandu, till now you didnt know that there is a great Sankar hidden inside you!! Start music!! I shouldnt waste a single minute. (Sings) Sing in the rain!! I am swing in the rain. Client: Sir can I come inside?? VM: (In singing tone) Come inside... please come inside!! Client: Sir, I am a garment worker. While working in factory i have the risk of meeting accident. then there is alot of chance to get health problem due to dust. So i am afraid that in future in may fall sick. As a safety, what can i do as future plan?? VM: (In singing tone) You join ESI... Do join ESI.... Client: I dont know how to take care of my family members if they fall sick with the small amount of salary. Need money right!! VM: Is it???!!! (In singing tone) Then definitely you need ESI... You need ESI... Client: Sir, Shut up sir!! Just like an record for anything and everything you are saying ESI ESI!!! What does it mean??
Rajalakshmi: Koval... Koval Gopal: No... Rajalakshmi: Koval.... Gopal: No is a no. Rajalakshmi: Hey Bro!! Gopal: I will break your teeth. Rajalakshmi: If you break the teeth we should throw it wrapped in cow dung. We cant keep it in Canara bank. Geetha: You be quiet Rajalakshmi. Bro, dont be stubborn like small kids. Get ready fast. Gopal: whom did you ask and prepared for all these?? I am always saying that i dont want to get married. Geetha: So are you going to be along for the whole life?? Gopal: When was i alone?? I am chief cook. Always 10 people will be around me. Geetha: Dont you need a person to talk to you when you come back from work? Gopal: For that anyways mo is at home. Rajalakshmi: Yea yea she is immortal!!! Huh.. as if she is going to be with you all your life!! Gopal: Shut up!! what habit is this!! Talking in between when elders are talking!! Rajalakshmi: Hello Brother Koval, may be i am the youngest and 6th born in this house. But in my in laws house i am the first daughter in law!! Ok Koval!! Rajalakshmi: Again... Bro, dont act as if you are angry. You cant get angry. Your angry face is really funny. Better listen to Geetha sis. Gopal: No no no. Mother: Gopal. Gopal: Mom, Your dad died when all 6 of you were very young. You were responsible enough to earn money and get all your 5 sisters married. Geetha: In the same way, even we want you to get married. Gopal: Come on. I am already 45 years old. Now you think i need to get married. Geetha: All 5 of us are girls. Just because we were your sisters we became burden on you and you couldnt get married. Gopal: what are you talking!! Geetha: Yea, if we were not there, just like other you should have married at the age of 25 or 27. Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Whatever God has planned in our life, that will happen. Rajalakshmi: When did you become God?? Gopal:Raji!!! Rajalakshmi: Then what!!?? Did God say that you should not get married at 45?? You are saying it Koval. Mother: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow??
Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that. Just answer why is it called as social security?? VM: If a worker stop working for any reason like retirement, death or physical disability, to help him and his family economically, health and to satisfy his basic needs this will help. Thats why it is called as social security. Aruna: Super uncle. Take this lunch box. VM: Hehe no dear. If you give you lunch box to me, what will you do for lunch? Aruna: No no. Its yours!! Aunty asked me to give it to you. VM: Then you should have given this to me immediately when you came in!!! Aruna: I should have given uncle!! But aunty only asked me to give food to you, only if you answer my question correctly. VM: Otherwise?? Aruna: She asked me to give to some poor people. Ok I am leaving. Bye. VM: Govt fixes laws and acts like social security for workers. But poor me has no family security!!!Where should i ask this and whom should I ask this?? Aruna: Uncle!!!! I will tell aunty that you were asking this!! VM: Ha!!!! You didnt leave yet!!! OMG!!! Hey Vandu fellow you lost your night dinner in hurry!!!!