Clerk: Case no. 4366. Judge: Welcome Vandu. So you caught one more case!! VM:(Mind voice) OMG She is insulting a lot.. Yesss your honour... Judge: Hmmm ok come on start the case. Even i will have some time pass. VM: (Mind voice)You will have time pass!!! Just wait and watch how your are going to suffer.. Judge: Hmm hmm. VM: Court has witnessed many peculiar cases and seen many modern people. Judge: To say all these you are not Shivaji Ganesan(Old Tamil movie hero) and this is not Parasakthi movie too. This is court, keep that in your mind. VM: Hmmm ammmmm Yes your honor. My client is running a sugarcane juice shop in front of my office. Judge: Ohh.. Even after having so many lawyers in this court, how come he gave this case to you??!! Client: He has to pay the due for the juice he drank. So he agreed to fight the case and deduct the money your honor. Thats why i gave this case to him your honor. Judge: That's a nice new idea Vandu VM: Thank you, your honor. Judge: Ok ok.. Explain the case. VM: Your my client has decided to appoint a person for the growth of sugarcane juice business. And appointed his brother in law who is more educated and more active than him as labor in his shop. Judge: Oh his brother in law is more educated than him is it? VM: Yes your honor. He is 3rd std pass and his brother in law in 4th fail. Judge: Ok.. What is the problem? VM: The cycle shop fellow was jealous to see my clients growth and he filed a case against my client. Judge: But why was he jealous? VM: The other party is claiming that my client's new staff that is his brother in law is a minor. Now you tell me your honor, arent we all small kids for our parents??!! But just for that we cannot call you as child judge or i cannot be called as child lawyer. Theh in that case, how can a worker called as child labor?? So i request the court to... Judge: Hey Vandu... what is the age of your client's brother in law? VM: He is just 13 years old your honor. Judge: You are not even aware of the laws which that cycle shop fellow knows!!! VM: What are you saying your honor?? Judge: Did you really study law or just like in Nanban movie(3 idiots in hindi) Vijay studied and SJ Surya got the degree, did you get the degree like that??? VM: Your honor... How can you doubt such pure gold???!!! Judge: Hey.. In which country the gold looks so dark??!!! Mr. Burnt Vandu murugan... VM: Burnt!!!!! Judge: Go and study about child labor act and then come to court... VM: Dial the number.....
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Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!!
Person 2: What?? person who hit himself after it came?? What is this new thing?? Vallimutthu: Its we!! P2: What?? We? Vallimutthu: For example if there is a marriage, what all things we need to check before marriage? P2: Horoscopes and its matching. Vallimutthu: No!! Before that we need to check blood group of both groom and bride. We need to check whether its suitable or not. Ok leave it, Next what do we have to check? P2: We need to check about hows the family? Vallimutthu: What are you going to do by checking about the family? Check whether bathroom facility is there in the groom's family. in our cuntry because of no proper toilet facility at houses and office many women are facing health issues. P2: Really you are a guide Vallimutthu (ValiKatti ValliMuthu) you are saying things we should know. Vallimutthu: Leave it. Do you know what to do after marriage?? P2: We need to go to bride house for feast. Then go to relatives house for feast. Vallimutthu: Why did you leave going to family temple and honeymoon? P2: Everything sir!! This is what is happening in society. Is this wrong? Vallimutthu: Nothing is wrong!! But the matter is which is priority. P2: Why are you scaring me sir!! Vallimutthu: I am not scaring you. Do you know what should be done immediately after marriage?? Prepare to get new ration card!! P2: Oh, Thats it!! You gave so much of build up for this silly thing!! Come on sir you became guide waste mutthu.Vallimutthu. Vallimutthu: For such ignorant people only i told the one who hits himself after it comes. P2: How come sir?? Please explain!! Vallimutthu: For that you need to wait till next Friday. P2: I will wait sir!!
Daughter: Dad, I will come along with you in bike. On the way please drop me near hospital. Afer interview I will come back by bus. Dad: It will be good if we go 20 minutes before. Anju serve the food fast. Mother: Now why she wants to go for work? Daughter: Dad, I will go for work. Mother: Girls should be married at the right age. Daughter: Thats why you took so much of struggle!!?? Mother: Dont give back answers!! I will break your teeth. Dad: Anju, dont scold her while eating. Mother: As if she will eat more if you shower love on her. Just for 2 idlies she is talking this much. Daughter: You idlies size is equal to sixe of bomb which America dropped on Japan. First make idly in the size of idly. Mother: Then you should have made it first thing in the morning!! You are sleeping till 8am. Till now I am waking you up with the bed coffee. No need of her to go to work. Dad: Then why did you make her study till B.Sc nursing? Mother: What is the use of it, Anyways tomorrow she will get married and take care of her kids. Dad: Thats wrong Anju. Girls should study and go to work and earn. Mother: our condition is not like that where she has to go to work and earn!! Dad: Thats not like that. Girls should go to work not only to support the family but also the feeling of earning will give them confidence. Confidence of a girl will grow her and her family. at least for that girls should go for work. Mother: What do you mean now? Dad: Let Nandini attend today's interview. If she gets job let her go. Daughter: Thanks dad.
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