Clerk: Case no. 4366. Judge: Welcome Vandu. So you caught one more case!! VM:(Mind voice) OMG She is insulting a lot.. Yesss your honour... Judge: Hmmm ok come on start the case. Even i will have some time pass. VM: (Mind voice)You will have time pass!!! Just wait and watch how your are going to suffer.. Judge: Hmm hmm. VM: Court has witnessed many peculiar cases and seen many modern people. Judge: To say all these you are not Shivaji Ganesan(Old Tamil movie hero) and this is not Parasakthi movie too. This is court, keep that in your mind. VM: Hmmm ammmmm Yes your honor. My client is running a sugarcane juice shop in front of my office. Judge: Ohh.. Even after having so many lawyers in this court, how come he gave this case to you??!! Client: He has to pay the due for the juice he drank. So he agreed to fight the case and deduct the money your honor. Thats why i gave this case to him your honor. Judge: That's a nice new idea Vandu VM: Thank you, your honor. Judge: Ok ok.. Explain the case. VM: Your my client has decided to appoint a person for the growth of sugarcane juice business. And appointed his brother in law who is more educated and more active than him as labor in his shop. Judge: Oh his brother in law is more educated than him is it? VM: Yes your honor. He is 3rd std pass and his brother in law in 4th fail. Judge: Ok.. What is the problem? VM: The cycle shop fellow was jealous to see my clients growth and he filed a case against my client. Judge: But why was he jealous? VM: The other party is claiming that my client's new staff that is his brother in law is a minor. Now you tell me your honor, arent we all small kids for our parents??!! But just for that we cannot call you as child judge or i cannot be called as child lawyer. Theh in that case, how can a worker called as child labor?? So i request the court to... Judge: Hey Vandu... what is the age of your client's brother in law? VM: He is just 13 years old your honor. Judge: You are not even aware of the laws which that cycle shop fellow knows!!! VM: What are you saying your honor?? Judge: Did you really study law or just like in Nanban movie(3 idiots in hindi) Vijay studied and SJ Surya got the degree, did you get the degree like that??? VM: Your honor... How can you doubt such pure gold???!!! Judge: Hey.. In which country the gold looks so dark??!!! Mr. Burnt Vandu murugan... VM: Burnt!!!!! Judge: Go and study about child labor act and then come to court... VM: Dial the number.....
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Vallimuthu: Did you hear Cell phone radio on Monday and Thurday? Person 1: I did. But they said No. Vallimuthu: Cell phone radio?? P1: Yes!! Vallimuthu: Where did you go and ask for it? P1: In the cell phone shop. He says he has cell phone, he has radio but he said he doent have cell phone radio!! Vallimuthu: My dear I asked whether you heard the program by Ponnuchamy sir about ration card in cell phone radio. P1: I just gave holiday to radio for 2 days. Vallimuthu: Hmmm You are a headmaster to declared holiday. See we should be also receptive to know good and useful thing. This is what Vivekanda told Be hungry, be aware and be alone. Just like a hungry man is interested about food, even we ahould be like that. Ok? P1: Ok bro! Here on i will like that. You please tell me hoe to get new ration card. Vallimuthu: I will tell!! Monday Sharadha told how she struggled for 4 years to get ration card. Thursday Rohini asked what to do to get new ration card. Normally who will apply for new ration card? Newly married couple!! What you have to do is, delete our name from our parents ration card and get the removal document. Add the name in husband's ration card. If you are living alone then,bothe husband and wife should remove the name from their parents ration card and get the removal document. Then apply to the zonal supply officer where you are going to live. While applying for new card you need to attach removal document, adhar card, wedding invitation, if you have not printed invitation card then attach marriage photo, house tax where you are going to live, permanent cell phone number, passport size photo, apply with all these and get receipt of it. The RI of your area will check whether everything is correct or not. If everything is correct he will decide that ration card can be given to you. Then your area supply officer will send message to your cell phone that your application is accepted and your ration card is in printing. Within 1 or 2 months, you will get ration card. P1: Now I understood sir!!
Office Assistant: Next is Nandini. Person 1: Rather than calling those who came first you calling the one who came just now!! Office Assistant: Whats your age? P1: 59 years. Office Assistant: We will call for interview only if you are below 58 years. You have already closed retirement age. P1: I came here to take treatment. Office Assistant: I called candidates for interview. Nandini: Sir, I am Nandini. Office Assistant: Go to last room in left side. Doctor will be sitting there. Go and meet him. Nandini: Thank you sir. P1: For what position the interview is going on? Office Assistant: This girl has come here for nursing job. P1: What all work should a nurse do? Office Assistant: Giving sedation to those who are asking too much of irrelevant questions like this. This is what a nurse should do. P1: OMG!!! Nandini: May I get in Doctor? Doctor: Please come. Please sit. Are you Nandini? Nandini: Yes Doctor. Doctor: Can we start the interview? Nandini: OK Doctor. Doctor: Now i will ask how many legs does the spider have. And you should say 8. Ok? Nandini: (Laughs) Doctor: Already you are educate, then why should I ask questions. Nandini: Thank you Doctor. Doctor: First thing patients need is sympathetic talk and behave respectfully. Do you want to say that every girl should have this? Nandini: Yes Doctor. Doctor: Just be loving with the patients. Thats enough. Nandini: I will Doctor. Doctor: Main thing, I tell again and again to everyone who comes to this hospital for work. Same thing I am telling to you too. Why are you silent? I am scared to see you silent!! Just ask me what is it!! Nandini: Hahaha What is that Doctor? Doctor: Just because you got a job, never stop studying. And dont tell me I am reading weekly magazines. We should continue to study till we die. The day we are stopping studying it should because of our death. Nandini: OK Doctor. Doctor: As you study, your respect in this world will increase. Even your salary also will increase. Underline this. More than anything, your knowledge and heart will grow bigger. Nandini: Surely I will study. Doctor: Today your quota is over. Nandini: What quota Doctor? Doctor: I am telling this to myself Nandini. Per day i will advice only this much to a person. (Laughs) If you continue this smile, then go to Administration section and get you appointment order. You may leave now. Nandini: Thank you Doctor.
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VM: No case and even time is not passing, what to do now??!! ha!!! What me see whether i have got any message in whatsapp. Someone has sent a students answer sheet. Why did they sent his answer sheet to me??!! Let me see. Question, when did Mahathma Gandhi born? Ans: Gandhi was born on a holiday. Not only him, even Budhha and Jesus was born a leave day. Whats the next question? What is the name of India's capital? What has he answered?? Whatever is its name but it is called as capital city. He is a smart fellow. Next question who found America? What has he written? The one who has lost America must have took alot of effort and found America. Ok, What mark did the teacher give for this?? Where is the mark?? He has written something!! Since i lack knowledge to correct the answer paper, so requesting the scientists who gave birth to this smart person to meet me. By Class teacher. Haha this teacher has suffered alot it seems. Aruna: hi uncle. How are you feeling? VM: Hey you are wearing a school uniform but talking like a rowdy. Asking me how is me how am i feeling!! Aruna: What happened? You didnt recognise me?? I stay near your house. Your wife's friend Aruna. VM: You are studying in 10th right?? Aruna: No SSLC. VM: Both are same right?? Aruna: Both buffallo and cow are not same uncle. VM: Oho!! So my wife learnt all these terror talks from you!! What are you doing here rather than going to school?? Aruna: I have a doubt. So thought of asking. VM: Whats the doubt. Aruna: What is social security? VM: Security given to society is social security. Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that.
History of Pension: Pension word is created by a Latin word Payment. Payment is salary. If payment is salary then even pension is also salary. But its given after retirement and it should be helpful for the worker.
Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!! Come on time.
Vallimuthu: Just like you, I have a friend in my village. His name is Kathamuthu. Just 1 year back he got married. As I told you about ration card you called me ValiKatti Mokkamuthu, just the same even he will talk. (Flashback) Kathamuthu: Hey Pallimutthu(Palli means Lizard) Vallimuthu: What?? Pallimuthu?? Kathumthu: Yea Just like the lizard which makes unnecessary noise at untime, even you are making unnecessary noise at untime. Whats the matter? Vallimuthu: I wanted to help you but you are making fun of me!! Whatever!! You got married, did you register it in Govt? Kathumthu: Why? Vallimuthu: Only then you can get ration card!! Kathumthu: If I get ration card, will they give land document? Anyway they will give spoiled rice and lentils. For that there is a card and you are recommending to get that. (Present) Vallimuthu: This is what new groom Kathumuthu spoke out of pride. Again I met him last month. (Flashback) Kathamathu: Hey Vallimuthu, Rs.1000 is given in ration card. Vallimuthu: yes they are giving. Kathamathu: Rice and lentils are given in more quantity. Vallimuthu: yes they are giving. Even I got it. What for it now? Kathamathu: Because I dont have card, I didnt get anything. Vallimuthu: You only said only spoiled rice and lentils are given there. Kathamathu: Who knew that corona will come and smash us like this? Now the situation is at least we are getting some rice. Vallimuthu: Its god to believe and live on our hard work. But getting ration card and welfare card will help us in difficult times. So this is also important. Did you get that? Kathamathu: Corona kicked hard and made me realise. Ok but how to get this ration card? Please tell me the way to get it. Vallimuthu: Next Friday it will explained clearly in our cell phone radio. Listen to it and understand. Kathamathu: Ok. I will.
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