Client: Sir, can I come in? VM: This question is supposed to be asked when you are standing outside. Client: If there was a calling bell I should have rang it. VM: Its there. but I dont what hatredness that electrician had on me. He kept the switch inside and the device outside. Client: Then tell me which is the switch, I will ring it and go out and stand. VM: No need. Tell me whats the matter. Client: I dont know about Pancreas. It will be good if you can tel me about it. VM: Of late i am confused whether am I a doctor or a lawyer. Pancreas is a part of our body. It helps to digest our body. Client: Sir, is it inside our body? VM: Yes!! Client: Oh!! Then why did they say its inside the cell Phone?? VM: Listening half somewhere and making me a funny piece. First tell me why did you asked me about Pancreas. Client: I need to apply for ration card. For that i was told not go to Tahsildar office rather I was asked to register in pancreas. Sir, why are you banging your head?? VM: My God, its internet not pancreas(In Tamil Inayam is internet and Kanayam is Pancreas.) Client: How to do it? VM: You need to log in to www.tnpds.gov.in and register there. Mobile app is TNPDS. Go to play store and download it. By going to this app, you can add or delete name in ration card, new card application, change of address etc. Dont forget, you need all documents for this. If you want new ration card, you need adhar card of all family members, adhar card and photo of head of the family, address proof, if you have nothing then need certificate from VAO, birth certificate of kids, then permanent mobile number. You need original documents of all these. Client: Sir you asked for Adhar and photo of head of the family. Who is the head in my family? Me or my husband? VM: May you can decide it after getting the votes from your family members. Client: Is there any fees for this? VM: There is no fees if you are registering from your cell phone. if you go to internet center they may ask for Rs.10 or 20. Client: Then?? VM: If you have more questions and doubts about it you can hear En Kelvikku Enna bathil on Tuesday and Thursday, Valikati Valimuthu drama on Friday. They are explaining it clearly. Client: Thank you sir.
In today's En Kelvikku Enna bathil program, a listener has asked a question about welfare card renewal. Mr. Ponnusamy has answered for it. Lets hear that. Kalpana : I am Kalpana calling from Mangalapuram, Sakthi taluk, Gopi zone and Erode dist. I have welfare card but i didnt renew it because i dont know how to renew it. I didnt get any welfare benefits. It will be good if you can help me. Ponnusamy: A caller said she has welfare card but she didnt renew it and asked how to renew it. Those who have registered welfare card before 2016 have to renew the card once in 2 years. Those unorganised workers have got the welfare card after 2016, they can renew once in 5 years. If you have got your welfare card before 2016 and didnt renew it, then go to your village officer and give the form. In that form it will be mentioned that this person is doing this particular work. And this document is given to renew welfare card in construction workers welfare board. VAO will investigate and put the seal and sign on it. Take that form and your original welfare card which needs to renew and submit it to concerned dist welfare board. Immediately they will renew and give it to you. So Listeners just like this Mr. Ponnusamy is giving answers for all your doubts related to ration card and welfare card. So register your question in our cell phone radio by pressing 3.
Person 1: Hey Vallimuthu. I am observing you. You are simply blabbering something and all!! Vallimuthu: Blabbering?? Blabbering what? P1: About ration shop! idiot!! Vallimuthu: Idiot??!!! If i am wrong do let me know. But dont use bad words. P1: Everyone with the ration card will get Rs.1000 and provisions are gift? On top of it you are insisting everyone to get ration card!! Vallimuthu: Who didnt get this benefit even after having ration card?? Ask me with the proof!! P1: I give proof. Vallimuthu: Give give... proof give... P1: My neighbor Bhagyamma had ration card but they said she will not get anything. Vallimuthu: No way!! You just tell me her history. P1: Why? Are you going to search groom for her?? Vallimuthu: OMG!!! See, if you want to know why she didnt get relief benefit, i should know all these!! P1: She is 64 years old. She has lost her husband. Both her daughters are married. Vallimuthu: So she is widow and old too. Hmmm... Oh yea!! Is she getting Old age pension? P1: Yes!! i only helped her in getting it. Vallimuthu: Then she wont get it. P1: Why?? Vallimuthu: If she is only widow she would have got Rs.1000 and provisions. But she is old and getting Old age pension. Since she is getting OAP, she will not get Relief fund and relief materials given by Govt. P1: Oh is it!! Then you are no more Hey Vallimuthu!! You are Vallimuthu Sir!!
Story about making and giving the best even the situation is worst.
In today's episode a caller is saying even after holding ration card she is not able to get the relief fund given by Govt. Lets hear the it and also the answer given by Mr. Ponnusamy. Murugatha: I am Murugatha. I am a widow. I have a ration card but i didnt get any provisions using my ration card. I didnt receive Rs.1000. I request you to help me. Ponnusamy: A caller said she is a widow. Even after having ration card she couldnt get provisions and relief fund during lockdown. You have asked to help in getting it. If you are a widow and hold ration card surely you will get Rs.1000 and relief materials. If you are widow and more than 60 years old, and Govt is giving you OAP, then you will not get relief fund and provisions. So it will be good if you clear this.
Client: Sir! VM: Yes Client: Is there any naughty fellow(Vaandu means naughty in Tamil) in this house? VM: No. Client: An auto driver in the corner told in this house there is a vaandu Murugan. VM: What Murugan Vaandu? Client: Oh sorry. I said it wrong. Vaandu Murugan, VM: I am not Vaandu Murugan. I am Vandu Murugan. Ok by the way why did you came in search of me? Client: I am not lucky. If i go to sell salt, it rains, If i go to sell flour it winds heavily. VM: Next time when you go to sell, just cover it properly. Thats it. Client: Ohhhh That was just an example to say how unlucky i am. VM: Can you please come to the point. Client: They said its 8 hours of work. But when I went to work it was 8 to 8 work. They made me to work 12 hours. I went to union to register in welfare board. they are asking for Adhar card. I went to register in Adhar, there they asked for ration card. Some how i got all the cards and again went to register in welfare board. There... VM: They closed welfare board because of corona. Client: Yes sir. You are educated. You know about everything. When will this welfare board open? VM: Let them open whenever they want. You want to register there, thats it right?!
Vallimuthu: Did you hear Cell phone radio on Monday and Thurday? Person 1: I did. But they said No. Vallimuthu: Cell phone radio?? P1: Yes!! Vallimuthu: Where did you go and ask for it? P1: In the cell phone shop. He says he has cell phone, he has radio but he said he doent have cell phone radio!! Vallimuthu: My dear I asked whether you heard the program by Ponnuchamy sir about ration card in cell phone radio. P1: I just gave holiday to radio for 2 days. Vallimuthu: Hmmm You are a headmaster to declared holiday. See we should be also receptive to know good and useful thing. This is what Vivekanda told Be hungry, be aware and be alone. Just like a hungry man is interested about food, even we ahould be like that. Ok? P1: Ok bro! Here on i will like that. You please tell me hoe to get new ration card. Vallimuthu: I will tell!! Monday Sharadha told how she struggled for 4 years to get ration card. Thursday Rohini asked what to do to get new ration card. Normally who will apply for new ration card? Newly married couple!!
In today's session we have TLRF incharge Ponnusamy to tell about the confusion in getting ration card. Caller: I am Rohini from Kamatchi nagar, Gopi zone, Erode dist. Its been 1 year that I have got married. I have not applied for ration card. Please help me in getting ration card. Ponnusamy : A person has asked that you have got married recently and asked how to apply for ration card. If a newly married couple is living separately, your name should be removed from your parents ration card and and you should get name removal document from zonal supply officer. Then fill the application form to get new ration card from the new zone officer where you are living. The documents required as name removal letter, adhar card, marriage certificate, tax receipt of the house where you are living, permanent mobile number. Submit it in zona supply office and get petition document. Concerned Revenue Inspector will inquire and confirm that you can be given ration card. Based on the petition receipt revenue inspector will check whether you are living separately. After the checking you will get an OTP in your mobile number. Within 1 or months you can get you ration card.
Story on why human undergo sufferings.
Client: Sir!! Its burning!! VM: What?? Burning??? And you are being so calm about it!! You should have called fire engine. Client: No sir. VM: What no. Hello. Fire station. Its burning here. Please come at the earliest. Where? Wait? hey where is it burning? Client: in hole sir. VM: In some hole. Hey where is it? Client: In body sir. VM: Oh Padi? ok In Ambattur, Padi sir. Oh it doesnt come under your control? Ok I will call that number. Client: Where is the fire sir? VM: Oh being funny?? You only told that its burning in Padi. Client: I didnt tell that Ambattur Padi is burning. I was talking about my body. VM: What?? your body?? You said hole is burning. Client: Yes in my body its burning. What sir had a wrong booze or what? VM: Who? me? Client: Sir my stomach is burning. VM: You should have told it earlier!! I called fire service also. Good that he said it doesnt come under his control. Client: 2 month I couldnt drink so I had alcohol without mixing water. Doctor scolded me and said I shouldnt drink like this. VM: So? you will confuse me?! Client: Sir, stomach is burning. VM: If you keep drinking like this your stomach will be punctured and kidney will become chutney. All your nerves system will break down and you will go up. If we chose a dead end we can come back. But you chose one way. Alcohol is a one way. There is no dead end, there is only death end. But even now you can stop drinking and start the song. Client: what song sir? (Tamil song which says Happy, from today i am happy) VM: Its a happy song. Its not only for you but also for the whole family. With the money you drink 1 day, you can buy provisions for your family for a week. With the money you drink for a week you can buy dress and other essentials. If you save the money which you drink for a month, you can take your family for a holiday. Atleast you can buy a ring for your children. Remember onething, the happiness which you get when you are with your wife and kids, no other booze can give it. Think about it.