VM: Today who ever is the judge, he will be in shock by my law points. Ohhh!! for law points i have to tell numbers, i forgot to ask. Lady voice: Chapter 5: verses 7 to 15. VM: Ok...What??? Chaper?? This comes in the bible!! People are here to confuse us.. ut dont worry Vandu!!! Judge: Hey Vandu!! What happened!! why you can this way?? VM: What!! This lady didnt go after her transfer??? That drunk fellow lied to me. Judge: Mr. Vandumurugan, are you that terrorist dengue Mohan who came to surrender voluntarily. VM: What?? Terrorist Dengue Mohan??!!!OMG!! Judge: Mister!! VM: NO mam. I am accused. Judge: WHat??? VM" OH god. I blabber if I this female. Ah ah ah I am Advocate. I came to fight the case. Judge: Which court are you supposed to go? VM: No. 6. Judge: This is No. 9 court. We are waiting for the terrorist who is surrendering voluntarily. Will you go or shall i book case on you for disturbing court activity? VM: Booking case??? SHe is talking like booking train ticket!! Sorry madam. i will take leave. Assistant: Bro where were you? VM: I went to the wrong court. Why what happened? Asst: You were not seen so both the clients told to judge that they will finish the case mutually and they left the place. VM: They left???!!! Where will i go if all the clients finish their cases with mutual understanding?? PHONE RINGS James: Hello Vandu murugan. What happened? How are you? VM: WHat to say sir. If i go to court, judge madam asks me to study more about law and then argue. If i come to you to know the law, both of them went on mutual understanding. What shall i do. James: Ok dont worry. I am planning to give you a case. VM: hehe Thank you so much. James: This case is about Gratuity. Gratuity is something which a worker gets if he has worked for a minimum of 5years. The amount is calculated on basic salary. 15 days basic salary for 1 year. This is given within 90 days of releaving from work. If they deny to give. you have to give a petition to Dept commissioner of labour. They will inform the company. They will be present and calculate the amount and give the money.
