Client: Sir, Hello sir. VM: Hello. Client: Sir who is Vandumurugan here? VM: Yes its me. Client: Sir I want to meet Adv. Vandumuruan. VM: Why, dont i look like an advocate? Client: I have to file a case. I enquired about the best advocate here, everyone are saying your name sir. VM: What!!! They referred my name for good lawyers??!! Client: Yes sir!! VM: I cant believe this. Client: Till now you have attended only 2 cases. Judge madam was flabbergasted by the way you argue and she took the transfer and went it seems. VM: She left is it???!!!! Alas!!! Client: Sis sir sir, Please dont reject my case. You have to undertake my case sir. quarter or half i am ready to pay it sir. VM: what?? Quarter or half?? Client: I will give one cutting as advance. VM: So your dealing is only with quarter??!!! Client: Yes sir. I never respect money sir. VM: Hmm Very nice!! Client: Sir sir, Please tell that you will handle my case sir. If you handle it, I will give one pickle packet as free. VM: I think you are a mobile mini bar. Client: Yes sir. VM: Ok ok. Tell me your name and tell me what is the case?? Whether to handle it or not we will decide it later. Client: Sir My name is Vadakaipatti Ramaswamy. My case is, you have to get me bonus. VM: Bonus??!!! Client: Diwali bonus!!! VM: Which company and how many years of Service? Client: Sir, 52 years of service sir. VM: Person with 52 years of service has bonus!!!! Client: Till now not even once they have given the bonus sir. VM: What?? Not even once?? You dont worry!! You have come to the right place. We will get for entire service.
