Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!
