Person 1: Hello Advocate sir. VM: Hello. P1: Why do you look so sad? VM: There 5 people who do exactly opposite of what we say. P1: Who are they? VM: One is God, second is tailor, third is the whom we marry, fourth is the one who is born to us. P1: 5th one? VM: My mouth? P1: did you get in trouble because of your mouth? VM: yes. P1: Where? VM: Where else? In court from Judge mam. Even without arguing my case, it was in my favour. I should have kept my mouth shut. I asked just like Gunda act for men, is there any act for women like Gundamma act? P1: What judgement did the judge give? Judge: Hey Vandu, how dare you?? You are asking me about Gudamma act. I will give you 2 days time. List me out the laws for women from fetus till death. Otherwise i will put you inside the jail under Gunda act. Go now. VM: Do I look like the one who should go inside under Gunda act? P1: Ok leave it sir. As per Judge mam's instruction, did you take our the list of laws? VM: Hmmm I did. P1: Ok. Now you tell me about it one by one. It will be a good practice for you too. And even I will come to know. VM: I will tell. Indian punishment sec 312 to protect the fetus. P1: For voluntary abortion. VM: Yes. And if the fetus is in normal condition the punishment is imprisonment for 7 years. P1: What if the girl dies while aborting? VM: For that Section 314. Punishment is, imprisonment for 10 years. P1: Ok, People kill fetus by knowing its girl baby. VM: That comes under Section 315. They may get imprisonment till 10 years. P1: What are the other laws? VM: Dowry abolition act. To conduct a marriage if anything asked in cash or kind it comes under Dowry abolition act. DSP will investigate the case which comes under this section. P1: Next act? VM: Next is..... P1: Sir dont copy. VM: Copying. I am not. I am thinking. Just give some time to think. Yes, Protection of Women from Domestic Violence Act, 2005 to protect not only wife but also mother, sister, widow from the violence of men. In the year 2013 to safeguard women in work place Vishaka act was passed. Int he year 1986 act was passed on Indecent Representation of Women (Prohibition) Act, to stop women rom making them involve in sex work act was passed in 1956, safeguard children from sexual assualt, a law passed in the year 2012. to safeguard lower and ST tribe women act was passed in the year 1989. P1: Super sir. VM: Thou there are many acts these are the laws which are spoke in large number. P1: Sir go straight to Judge and tell her about it. VM: ok. By the way why did you come here? You didnt tell that? P1: Sir you are a lucky charm VM: Is it? P1: You gave me the calendar for the year 2020. Whole year was leave. Can you please given 2021 calendar with your lucky hand? VM: Whole year you were sitting at home because of corona. That looks like leave for you??!! You better you the leave before i kill you!!
