Client: Lawyer sir cheated!! Lawyer sir cheated!!! VM: hey wait!! Dont shame me like this. People will mistake me. Please tell me whats the matter!! Client: Sir, what did you say last week? VM: I dont even remember what did I say yesterday. You are asking me what did I say last week. Client: Why you dont know?? VM: Weak memory!! What else!! If I had good memory power why will I go and stand near Judge mam scratching my head. Client: Ok, I will tell!! Last week you told in Ladio they will tell about Govt schemes. But they didt tell. VM: Hey its not Ladio. Its Radio!! Client: Ladio!! VM: Leave it!! Why to force it!! Now daily i will tell, listen to it. Client: Thats good for you. VM: What should I tell first? Client: Not only first, till last tell about Govt welfare scheme. VM: Even I told the same. I asked which scheme for whom should i cover first. Client: Oh Thats one!! Tell about welfare scheme for women. VM: Ok I will tell one by one. Do listen to it. Muvalur Ramamritham Ammayar memorial marriage assistance fund. Client: So we have to go to Muvanur and get that money from that Ammayar? VM: Its a name of the scheme. Client: Oh ok ok!! VM: Next is Moher Teresa memorial Orphan Girls Marriage Assistance Scheme. Next is E.V.R. Maniyammaiyar, Memorial Widow Daughter’s Marriage Assistance Scheme, Dr. Muthulakshmi Reddy memorial inter-caste marriage assistance scheme, Dr. Dharmambal Ammiyar Ninaivu Widow remarriage assistance scheme, Chief Minister's girl child protection scheme, Sathiyavanimutthu Ammayar memorial free supply of sewing machine scheme, working women's hostel, Prohibition of Child Marriage Act, Dowry prohibition act. There are so many acts. Client: Oh so there are so many schemes for women!! Hmmmm.. Sir sir.. So shall marry one more time? VM: You can very remarry. But for that schemes will not apply only law will be applied. Client: What will I get from that law. VM: Imprisonment. Client: What?? VM: If you are remarrying when your wife is alive this is what you will get. Client: Sir, there are so many schemes for marriage. To get all these can I divorce her and remarry her?? VM: When I told the list did you notice who will get that benefit? Client: I didnt notice that!!! VM: Listen to it now!! Daughter of widow, orphan girl, girl who is doing inter caste marriage, widow remarriage, all these schemes are to help poor girls. Client: Oh ok!! then tell me about schemes which i can get!! VM: Wait for it!! I will tell tomorrow. Client: Ok sir. dont tell in my home about the thing i told about divorcing my wife!!
