Client: Hello Advocate sir. VM: The hello is so heavy. I think its a big case. Let me also give a big hello. Hello!! Client: Advocate sir, I want to file a case on my son in law!! VM: Why ?? Is he torturing your daughter?? Client: No. Morning he is calling me and insulting me asking how old am I? I need to apply for welfare scheme. Since he is educated i called him and asked his advice. For that he is asking me how old am I? VM: Hey!!! This is not that old!! He is asking your age. Client: Oh my god!! There is such a meaning for this!!?? Without knowing that i scolded him. VM: Call him for Pongal, he will come!! Client: He will come even for yesterday's rice!! VM: Hey!! I meant Pongal diwali festival. Not food!! Client: Sir, I said even if we give old rice he will eat it without complaining. He is a good son in law!! VM: Oh God!! I need to print an exclusive dictionary for you. Client: Sir, I have another doubt!! VM: What?? Client: If we eat in hotel and fail to give the money they will make us work there. In the same way, if we are getting loan from bank and if we are failing to repay it, will they give a job in bank?? VM: Just 4 more people like you are enough for the bank to become bankrupt. Bank loan will not suit you. Govt has some welfare schemes for poor and needy people. Client: Is it!! Please tell me sir. VM: First is encouragement scheme. Other than that safety scheme, Rehabilitation Project, People's statute, Rural Development Project, Poverty Alleviation Program, Senior Citizens Program, women and child welfare projects, differently abled people welfare projects, Transgender welfare board. There are so many welfare schemes in different names. Client: We can avail welfare schemes only if we know about it properly!! VM: Of course!!! Client: Then tell me one by one!! VM: By the time I tell you about everything, you will confuse yourself. You do one thing. In our radio they will explain properly about all the welfare schemes. Do listen to it. Client: Is it free?? VM: Yes its a free cell phone radio service. Go and listen to it. Client: Ok then!!
