Client: Sir, can I come in? VM: This question is supposed to be asked when you are standing outside. Client: If there was a calling bell I should have rang it. VM: Its there. but I dont what hatredness that electrician had on me. He kept the switch inside and the device outside. Client: Then tell me which is the switch, I will ring it and go out and stand. VM: No need. Tell me whats the matter. Client: I dont know about Pancreas. It will be good if you can tel me about it. VM: Of late i am confused whether am I a doctor or a lawyer. Pancreas is a part of our body. It helps to digest our body. Client: Sir, is it inside our body? VM: Yes!! Client: Oh!! Then why did they say its inside the cell Phone?? VM: Listening half somewhere and making me a funny piece. First tell me why did you asked me about Pancreas. Client: I need to apply for ration card. For that i was told not go to Tahsildar office rather I was asked to register in pancreas. Sir, why are you banging your head?? VM: My God, its internet not pancreas(In Tamil Inayam is internet and Kanayam is Pancreas.) Client: How to do it? VM: You need to log in to www.tnpds.gov.in and register there. Mobile app is TNPDS. Go to play store and download it. By going to this app, you can add or delete name in ration card, new card application, change of address etc. Dont forget, you need all documents for this. If you want new ration card, you need adhar card of all family members, adhar card and photo of head of the family, address proof, if you have nothing then need certificate from VAO, birth certificate of kids, then permanent mobile number. You need original documents of all these. Client: Sir you asked for Adhar and photo of head of the family. Who is the head in my family? Me or my husband? VM: May you can decide it after getting the votes from your family members. Client: Is there any fees for this? VM: There is no fees if you are registering from your cell phone. if you go to internet center they may ask for Rs.10 or 20. Client: Then?? VM: If you have more questions and doubts about it you can hear En Kelvikku Enna bathil on Tuesday and Thursday, Valikati Valimuthu drama on Friday. They are explaining it clearly. Client: Thank you sir.