Client: Sir! VM: Yes Client: Is there any naughty fellow(Vaandu means naughty in Tamil) in this house? VM: No. Client: An auto driver in the corner told in this house there is a vaandu Murugan. VM: What Murugan Vaandu? Client: Oh sorry. I said it wrong. Vaandu Murugan, VM: I am not Vaandu Murugan. I am Vandu Murugan. Ok by the way why did you came in search of me? Client: I am not lucky. If i go to sell salt, it rains, If i go to sell flour it winds heavily. VM: Next time when you go to sell, just cover it properly. Thats it. Client: Ohhhh That was just an example to say how unlucky i am. VM: Can you please come to the point. Client: They said its 8 hours of work. But when I went to work it was 8 to 8 work. They made me to work 12 hours. I went to union to register in welfare board. they are asking for Adhar card. I went to register in Adhar, there they asked for ration card. Some how i got all the cards and again went to register in welfare board. There... VM: They closed welfare board because of corona. Client: Yes sir. You are educated. You know about everything. When will this welfare board open? VM: Let them open whenever they want. You want to register there, thats it right?!