Client: Sir!! Its burning!! VM: What?? Burning??? And you are being so calm about it!! You should have called fire engine. Client: No sir. VM: What no. Hello. Fire station. Its burning here. Please come at the earliest. Where? Wait? hey where is it burning? Client: in hole sir. VM: In some hole. Hey where is it? Client: In body sir. VM: Oh Padi? ok In Ambattur, Padi sir. Oh it doesnt come under your control? Ok I will call that number. Client: Where is the fire sir? VM: Oh being funny?? You only told that its burning in Padi. Client: I didnt tell that Ambattur Padi is burning. I was talking about my body. VM: What?? your body?? You said hole is burning. Client: Yes in my body its burning. What sir had a wrong booze or what? VM: Who? me? Client: Sir my stomach is burning. VM: You should have told it earlier!! I called fire service also. Good that he said it doesnt come under his control. Client: 2 month I couldnt drink so I had alcohol without mixing water. Doctor scolded me and said I shouldnt drink like this. VM: So? you will confuse me?! Client: Sir, stomach is burning. VM: If you keep drinking like this your stomach will be punctured and kidney will become chutney. All your nerves system will break down and you will go up. If we chose a dead end we can come back. But you chose one way. Alcohol is a one way. There is no dead end, there is only death end. But even now you can stop drinking and start the song. Client: what song sir? (Tamil song which says Happy, from today i am happy) VM: Its a happy song. Its not only for you but also for the whole family. With the money you drink 1 day, you can buy provisions for your family for a week. With the money you drink for a week you can buy dress and other essentials. If you save the money which you drink for a month, you can take your family for a holiday. Atleast you can buy a ring for your children. Remember onething, the happiness which you get when you are with your wife and kids, no other booze can give it. Think about it.
