VM: (In English) Mr. Please close your ugly mouth. Client: Means?? VM: OMG!!! He is worse than me in English!! It means stop talking nonsense while dealing your case!! Do you want to find you missing dad or not?? Client: : yes yes I want to find him. VM: Then answer my questions. Whether do you have ESI or not?? Client: Yes sir I have. VM: Then did hey take family pic? Client: They took sir. And they stuck that photo behind that ESI card. But why sir? VM: You are a worker. So ESI helps to give Medical help for you and your family. Free treatment will be given to the people whose photo is stuck in ESI card. Client: Oh so it is to know who all are my family members!! VM: Yes!! Client: Sir, without knowing this, i spent a lot of money by taking treatment in other hospital for my family members. VM: Now you know it right? Take them to ESI hospital for treatment. ok, your father is there in that ESI card photo? Client: Yes he is there. We carried him and took the photo. VM: Now what you do is, go home and bring that photo. I will find him with that photo. You buy him popsicals. If he is getting cold, take him to ESI hospital. Client: yes Sir!! VM: Go now. Phone rings VM: Hello, this is Vandu Murugan 007. Judge: hey Vandu, i heard you have started some new detective agency. VM: Oh Judge mam. Judge: You didnt tell me. VM: Hehe nothing mam, just need some income in some way. So just hanged that board. Judge: Good thing only. Do it. Did you get any case? VM: Yes i got one. Just now. A case about finding his missing father. He said he dont have his father's photo. I thought deeply about it and asked him to get the photo which he took for ESI. Hehehe. Judge: Good. Ok, how much a workers should pay for ESI as his contribution? how much the company should give? Do you know about it? VM: This lady started now!! Mam, thats, Company should give 3.25% and worker should pay 0.75%. So total of 4%. Judge: Very good. You are improving. Keep it up. I am keeping the phone down. VM: Ok mam. Ha!!! Goodness!! Thank God i wrote it in front of me!! Great escape. For others student life ends after school and college. But i have stuck between this lawyer and detective agent and i am still treated as student by Judge mam!!! Huh!! Let see!!!
Karpagam's husband: Did you tell her anything? Karpagam: No I didnt. You call her and tell. Karpagam: Nandini... Uncle is calling you. Karpagam's husband: Come here. Nandini: yes uncle. Karpagam's husband: Nothing. Just some of my friends are coming home today. Nandini: Shall I prepare for there lunch uncle? Karpagam's husband: No no.. No need of all that. Just give some snacks. Actually I have bought snacks too. Your aunty will make tea. It will be good if you can just bring it and give it to them. Nandini: Ok uncle. Karpagam's husband: Nandini, just change the saree. Nandini: Just now i took bath and changed this saree. Karpagam's husband: No.. Actually they are coming for some good reason. So on the way they are dropping in our house. Thats why... It will be good if you change this white saree and wear some other saree. Nandini: Uncle, they are your friends right? Karpagam's husband: Oh yes yes!! Nandini: SO they will know about me and about this house. Karpagam's husband: Yes yes. Nandini: I will serve coffee and snacks to them. But dont misunderstand me, i will be wearing this saree only. If needed i will call nexxt house Arti for help. Karpagam's husband: No no no. You serve it. Nandini: Ok uncle. Parimala: Uncle. Karpagam's husband: Please come Parimala. Parimala: when is the groom's family coming?? Karpagam's husband: They will be here anytime. You do onething, go inside and keep talking to Nandini. I will bring them. Ponnurangam: Sir. Karpagam's husband: what is this Ponnurangam? Atleast you should have come earlier. I was feeling helpless. Ponnurangam: This cycle was creating some problem. Karpagam's husband: Ok.. They have started right?? Ponnurangam: Just now i spoke to them. they will be here in just 5 mins. Karpagam's husband: Ponnu brother, another small problem, Ponnurangam: what happened sir? Karpagam's husband: Nandini said she will not change her white saree. Ponnurangam: Leave it i say. lets see. Karpagam's husband: No, if they feel.... Ponurangam: Here they are. Please come please come. Karpagam's husband: Please come. Mother: Thank you. Ponnurangam: Sir's name is Thambidurai. He is girl's father in law. Mother: Lets go inside. Ponnurangam: yea yea sure. Karpagam's husband Thambidurai: Please come inside. Parimala: Please come. Ponnurangam: Where is mam? Thambidurai: Karpagam... Karpagam: Coming.. Thambidurai: She is my wife. Karpagam: Hello. Mother: She is.... Parimala: I am their neighbor. My name is Parimala. Karpagam: Parimala, ask Nandini to bring tea and snacks.
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Geetha: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow?? Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Mother: This girl has lost her husband within 6 months of her marriage. She doesnt have kids. Geetha: Its been 3 years that she lost her husband. Rajalakshmi: She is in her in law's place. Thats where we are going to see her. Geetha: Her name is Nandini. Her in laws have made all arrangements for this. Then just think how good that girl must be!! Gopal: I have got used to be like this. Just leave me like this. Mother: Getting the daughters married is my work. But I gave the work to my son. I am in a pain that i have spoiled my son's life without getting him married. Ok. You leave it like that. Gopal: Mom, what is this?? Please dont cry. Geetha: Even we are feeling bad for that. If we want us to be happy, you have to get married. Gopal: Ok. I will come for your sake. Mother: Ok dear. Rajalakshmi: Thats cool. (On phone with her husband) Gopal has accepted to see Sarojadevi(Gopal and Sarojadevi is a famous character in Tamil Movie). You please come near that girl's house. Hahaha Geetha: hey, shut up. Gopal: Big mouth girl. I will ask your husband to give tight slaps on you mouth. Let him come. Hahaha Karpagam's husband: Karpagam. Karpagam: Yes, coming. Karpagam's husband: Take this. Karpagam: What is this? Karpagam's husband: I bought some Vadas. In case if we need it. Karpagam: How many people are coming?? Karpagam's husband: Broker said 5-6 people will come. Karpagam: Is the groom coming along?? Karpagam's husband: Thats what he said. Karpagam: I have asked Parimala to come. Karpagam's husband: Where is Nandini?? Karpagam: She is work at the backyard. Karpagam's husband: Did you tell her?? Karpagam: No. You just call her and tell. Karpagam's husband: Hmmm ok. Call her. Karpagam: Nandini... Uncle is calling you.
VM: (Sings) Vandu boy, Vandu Boy order a tea. Nair will ask for change so better start searching for coins. Search coins for tea. Aruna: Uncle??? Are you the one who was singing now?? VM: Yea. Aruna: Really???!!! I cant believe this!! VM: I was searching for change, but got this trouble wearing school Uniform dress. Why did you come here rather than going back home?? Aruna: I thought of saying thanks to you for telling me about social security. VM: Ok ok Say it fast and go. Aruna: Super uncle. Actually i thought i song is played in radio. You have the voice of DSP. VM: Rather than saying likr SPB's voice or Jesudas's voice you are saying DSP!!! In which country DSP is sitting singing song?? Aruna: Uncle, i didnt say about police DSP, i was talking about music director Devi Sree Prasad, in short DSP!! You just have his voice. VM: Is it!!?? Aruna: If at all you have been in cine field you should have been a big Sankar. VM: What?? Sankar??? Aruna: Big singer uncle!! VM: Is Big singer singer is called as Sankar?? Aruna: Even now its not too late. Whenever you get time, practice singing daily. You can be a great person by participating gin Junior singer!! VM: Haaaa Aruna: Byeeeeee. VM: Ba ba bye.... Hey Vandu, till now you didnt know that there is a great Sankar hidden inside you!! Start music!! I shouldnt waste a single minute. (Sings) Sing in the rain!! I am swing in the rain. Client: Sir can I come inside?? VM: (In singing tone) Come inside... please come inside!! Client: Sir, I am a garment worker. While working in factory i have the risk of meeting accident. then there is alot of chance to get health problem due to dust. So i am afraid that in future in may fall sick. As a safety, what can i do as future plan?? VM: (In singing tone) You join ESI... Do join ESI.... Client: I dont know how to take care of my family members if they fall sick with the small amount of salary. Need money right!! VM: Is it???!!! (In singing tone) Then definitely you need ESI... You need ESI... Client: Sir, Shut up sir!! Just like an record for anything and everything you are saying ESI ESI!!! What does it mean??
Rajalakshmi: Koval... Koval Gopal: No... Rajalakshmi: Koval.... Gopal: No is a no. Rajalakshmi: Hey Bro!! Gopal: I will break your teeth. Rajalakshmi: If you break the teeth we should throw it wrapped in cow dung. We cant keep it in Canara bank. Geetha: You be quiet Rajalakshmi. Bro, dont be stubborn like small kids. Get ready fast. Gopal: whom did you ask and prepared for all these?? I am always saying that i dont want to get married. Geetha: So are you going to be along for the whole life?? Gopal: When was i alone?? I am chief cook. Always 10 people will be around me. Geetha: Dont you need a person to talk to you when you come back from work? Gopal: For that anyways mo is at home. Rajalakshmi: Yea yea she is immortal!!! Huh.. as if she is going to be with you all your life!! Gopal: Shut up!! what habit is this!! Talking in between when elders are talking!! Rajalakshmi: Hello Brother Koval, may be i am the youngest and 6th born in this house. But in my in laws house i am the first daughter in law!! Ok Koval!! Rajalakshmi: Again... Bro, dont act as if you are angry. You cant get angry. Your angry face is really funny. Better listen to Geetha sis. Gopal: No no no. Mother: Gopal. Gopal: Mom, Your dad died when all 6 of you were very young. You were responsible enough to earn money and get all your 5 sisters married. Geetha: In the same way, even we want you to get married. Gopal: Come on. I am already 45 years old. Now you think i need to get married. Geetha: All 5 of us are girls. Just because we were your sisters we became burden on you and you couldnt get married. Gopal: what are you talking!! Geetha: Yea, if we were not there, just like other you should have married at the age of 25 or 27. Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Whatever God has planned in our life, that will happen. Rajalakshmi: When did you become God?? Gopal:Raji!!! Rajalakshmi: Then what!!?? Did God say that you should not get married at 45?? You are saying it Koval. Mother: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow??
Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that. Just answer why is it called as social security?? VM: If a worker stop working for any reason like retirement, death or physical disability, to help him and his family economically, health and to satisfy his basic needs this will help. Thats why it is called as social security. Aruna: Super uncle. Take this lunch box. VM: Hehe no dear. If you give you lunch box to me, what will you do for lunch? Aruna: No no. Its yours!! Aunty asked me to give it to you. VM: Then you should have given this to me immediately when you came in!!! Aruna: I should have given uncle!! But aunty only asked me to give food to you, only if you answer my question correctly. VM: Otherwise?? Aruna: She asked me to give to some poor people. Ok I am leaving. Bye. VM: Govt fixes laws and acts like social security for workers. But poor me has no family security!!!Where should i ask this and whom should I ask this?? Aruna: Uncle!!!! I will tell aunty that you were asking this!! VM: Ha!!!! You didnt leave yet!!! OMG!!! Hey Vandu fellow you lost your night dinner in hurry!!!!
Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!! Come on time.
VM: No case and even time is not passing, what to do now??!! ha!!! What me see whether i have got any message in whatsapp. Someone has sent a students answer sheet. Why did they sent his answer sheet to me??!! Let me see. Question, when did Mahathma Gandhi born? Ans: Gandhi was born on a holiday. Not only him, even Budhha and Jesus was born a leave day. Whats the next question? What is the name of India's capital? What has he answered?? Whatever is its name but it is called as capital city. He is a smart fellow. Next question who found America? What has he written? The one who has lost America must have took alot of effort and found America. Ok, What mark did the teacher give for this?? Where is the mark?? He has written something!! Since i lack knowledge to correct the answer paper, so requesting the scientists who gave birth to this smart person to meet me. By Class teacher. Haha this teacher has suffered alot it seems. Aruna: hi uncle. How are you feeling? VM: Hey you are wearing a school uniform but talking like a rowdy. Asking me how is me how am i feeling!! Aruna: What happened? You didnt recognise me?? I stay near your house. Your wife's friend Aruna. VM: You are studying in 10th right?? Aruna: No SSLC. VM: Both are same right?? Aruna: Both buffallo and cow are not same uncle. VM: Oho!! So my wife learnt all these terror talks from you!! What are you doing here rather than going to school?? Aruna: I have a doubt. So thought of asking. VM: Whats the doubt. Aruna: What is social security? VM: Security given to society is social security. Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that.
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