VM: Hello. Caller: Sir are you Homeopathy or allopathy? VM: I am just a Ambika's husband who is saying hello from home. Caller: So you are not a doctor. VM: No. Caller: Other than being husband to Ambika mam, what other do you do? VM: Hmmm I go to court. People call me Advocate. Caller: Sir, you are God!! Earlier I called 2 people and asked are you lawyer. They said i am doctor. VM: Now you called and asked me whether Am i doctor and I told I am lawyer. Caller: I want to meet lawyer. Thats why I asked. You are the God which I was searching. VM: Do you need any donation? Caller: No Sir, i need to file a case. VM: Ok we can file. But first let me tell you my fees. Consulting fee Rs.1000, Insulting fee Rs.500. Caller: Insulting fees?? VM: Through I am Careful, but somehow my image will be damaged. So rather then feeling sad for that, i am charging fees for it. Caller: I will give sir. Sir, my house was robbed and they took 1 lakh rupees. VM: Then you need to complain in Police station. Now on whom do you want to file case? Caller: I want to file case on lock manufacturing company which made lock which is broken easily by robbers. VM: Very nice. If a girl is dying by the flex banned falling on her head, rather filing case on the one who has kept it there, you people file on the printing unit, When Govt is asking you to be at home and telling no corona virus is spread by a dead person people are stoning the people who came to bury the dead body of doctor who treated patients. Now if the house is getting robbed, rather finding him you want to file case on the company which manufactured the lock. Caller: Sir, what I asked is wrong. But i am not a fool to stop the burial of a dead person. VM: Not only you, all those stopped the burial are also people with brain. Caller: Then why did they behave like that? VM: These human being when they gather in groups they are losing the mind that they are single human being and stop thinking. Group rage is influencing them and making them not think. Thats what Sigmund Freud said. Always remember one thing we shouldnt trouble anyone. Caller: Sir thanks for sharing such a wonderful and useful message which is useful for everyone.
VM: Hello, this is Adv. Vandu Murugan. Rangasamy: Is this Advocate sir's number? VM: Yes, who is this? Rangasamy: I am Rangasamy. VM: Tell me whats the matter? Rangasamy: Nothing. VM: Then why did you call me? Rangasamy: Due to lock down i am at home. So I was getting board. So i thought if calling someone and playing the violin and dialed a number. It turned to be your number. VM: Even i am sitting idle. Lets talk. So tell me what work do you do? Rangasamy: I am not going for work. VM: Oh so are you a business man?? Rangasamy: See, i can do business if there is only profit. But we get to face loss too. VM: So you are not doing any business too. Rangasamy: Yes. I am a house husband. VM: How decently you are saying that you are idle. Rangasamy: Hahaha Yes. VM: Always you are sitting idle but now you are getting bored. Rangasamy: Oh ye!! VM: (Sneezes) Rangasamy: Police.. POlice.. Nurse.. nurse. Come fast. Advocate is passing corona to me. VM: Hey when did I do that?? Rangasamy: Now you sneezed in my ears. VM: Hey wait. If I sneeze in phone how will it spread?? Something is getting fried at home so i got sneezing. Just for that you will call nurse??? Rangasamy: So you dont have Khurana?? VM: Khurana is our earlier Governor. Virus's name is Corona. Rangasamy: Hello, just anwer whatever i asked. Do you have Corona or not? VM: How will I get it?? Since from the lock down has been announced by Govt i am at home. Govt asked to maintain social distancing. Rangasamy: Oh 1 meter distance. VM: yes. I am maintain distancing from hand to face. Rangasamy: Why?? VM: They said not to touch our eye, nose and mouth. Rangasamy: Then how are you eating?? VM: When my son was a kid, i got a dora toy. Its a remote toy. Now a days my wife is sending through it and i am eating. Llife is important sir. A Govt said, Maintain social distancing, wash hands for 20 sec with soap. if going out is that urgent then i am wearing mask. If we follow all these we can overcome Khurana, sorry Corona. (Again Sneezing) Hello.... helloooo.... why i cant hear anything. Oh he disconnected the call. If i knew it earlier i should have sneezed earlier.
Geetha: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow?? Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Mother: This girl has lost her husband within 6 months of her marriage. She doesnt have kids. Geetha: Its been 3 years that she lost her husband. Rajalakshmi: She is in her in law's place. Thats where we are going to see her. Geetha: Her name is Nandini. Her in laws have made all arrangements for this. Then just think how good that girl must be!! Gopal: I have got used to be like this. Just leave me like this. Mother: Getting the daughters married is my work. But I gave the work to my son. I am in a pain that i have spoiled my son's life without getting him married. Ok. You leave it like that. Gopal: Mom, what is this?? Please dont cry. Geetha: Even we are feeling bad for that. If we want us to be happy, you have to get married. Gopal: Ok. I will come for your sake. Mother: Ok dear. Rajalakshmi: Thats cool. (On phone with her husband) Gopal has accepted to see Sarojadevi(Gopal and Sarojadevi is a famous character in Tamil Movie). You please come near that girl's house. Hahaha Geetha: hey, shut up. Gopal: Big mouth girl. I will ask your husband to give tight slaps on you mouth. Let him come. Hahaha Karpagam's husband: Karpagam. Karpagam: Yes, coming. Karpagam's husband: Take this. Karpagam: What is this? Karpagam's husband: I bought some Vadas. In case if we need it. Karpagam: How many people are coming?? Karpagam's husband: Broker said 5-6 people will come. Karpagam: Is the groom coming along?? Karpagam's husband: Thats what he said. Karpagam: I have asked Parimala to come. Karpagam's husband: Where is Nandini?? Karpagam: She is work at the backyard. Karpagam's husband: Did you tell her?? Karpagam: No. You just call her and tell. Karpagam's husband: Hmmm ok. Call her. Karpagam: Nandini... Uncle is calling you.
Person 1: Hey. whats happening there? Person 2: An old lady is crying, there is a man standing next to her. Why is he scolding old lady and others? Person 3: That old lady who is crying has took her train from Madurai, she was sitting next to that man. P1: Ok. P3: She has told that man that she needs to go to Villupuram, but the train will reach only by 2 O'clock. I may fall sleep. You have to wake me up and help me in getting down. If in case i didnt woke up, you just throw me in Villupuram railway station platform. Dont know why that person didnt wake her up. Train reached Chennai and she is scolding him asking why did he do like this. P2: Thats ok. Everyone standing there are scolding but why is that person thinking something? P3: You better go and ask him itself. P2: Even thats right. Let me ask. Hey, you should have helped that old lady in getting down at Villupuram. Why you didnt wake her up? Even you slept or what? Hey say something!! What does it mean if you keep staring at the sky??!! Vallimutthu: Nothing, this old lady is scolding me for not waking her up in Villupuram. Then think about the old lady whom I have dropped in Villupuram station thinking this is that lady. Even when she begged me, I went and dropped her in Villupuram station Think how much she should have been scolding me by this time now!!! I was just thinking about that!! P1: Superb!! Whats your name?? Vallimutthu: I am Vallimutthu. Just because I show way to everyone, people call me Valikati (guide) Vallimutthu. P2: Rather than the old lady who was suppose to get down at Villupuram, you have dropped some other lady. Is this the way you guide people?? Vallimutthu: That lady told me i will sit next to you, dont forget to wake me up. After sometime she got down from the seat and slept on the floor. At that tie some other old lady came and sat next to me. How will I know that?? What can I do? P1: You are right!! Vallimuthu: You know the story of prevention is better than cure. But do you know the story of person who hit himself after it came?? P2: What?? person who hit himself after it came?? What is this new thing?? Vallimutthu: Wait i will tell you.
Person 1: Hey. whats happening there? Person 2: An old lady is crying, there is a man standing next to her. Why is he scolding old lady and others? Person 3: That old lady who is crying has took her train from Madurai, she was sitting next to that man. P1: Ok. P3: She has told that man that she needs to go to Villupuram, but the train will reach only by 2 O'clock. I may fall sleep. You have to wake me up and help me in getting down. If in case i didnt woke up, you just throw me in Villupuram railway station platform. Dont know why that person didnt wake her up. Train reached Chennai and she is scolding him asking why did he do like this. P2: Thats ok. Everyone standing there are scolding but why is that person thinking something? P3: You better go and ask him itself. P2: Even thats right. Let me ask. Hey, you should have helped that old lady in getting down at Villupuram. Why you didnt wake her up? Even you slept or what? Hey say something!! What does it mean if you keep staring at the sky??!! Vallimutthu: Nothing, this old lady is scolding me for not waking her up in Villupuram. Then think about the old lady whom I have dropped in Villupuram station thinking this is that lady. Even when she begged me, I went and dropped her in Villupuram station Think how much she should have been scolding me by this time now!!! I was just thinking about that!! P1: Superb!! Whats your name?? Vallimutthu: I am Vallimutthu. Just because I show way to everyone, people call me Valikati (guide) Vallimutthu. P2: Rather than the old lady who was suppose to get down at Villupuram, you have dropped some other lady. Is this the way you guide people?? Vallimutthu: That lady told me i will sit next to you, dont forget to wake me up. After sometime she got down from the seat and slept on the floor. At that tie some other old lady came and sat next to me. How will I know that?? What can I do? P1: You are right!! Vallimuthu: You know the story of prevention is better than cure. But do you know the story of person who hit himself after it came?? P2: What?? person who hit himself after it came?? What is this new thing?? Vallimutthu: Wait i will tell you.
Person 1: Hey. whats happening there? Person 2: An old lady is crying, there is a man standing next to her. Why is he scolding old lady and others? Person 3: That old lady who is crying has took her train from Madurai, she was sitting next to that man. P1: Ok. P3: She has told that man that she needs to go to Villupuram, but the train will reach only by 2 O'clock. I may fall sleep. You have to wake me up and help me in getting down. If in case i didnt woke up, you just throw me in Villupuram railway station platform. Dont know why that person didnt wake her up. Train reached Chennai and she is scolding him asking why did he do like this. P2: Thats ok. Everyone standing there are scolding but why is that person thinking something? P3: You better go and ask him itself. P2: Even thats right. Let me ask. Hey, you should have helped that old lady in getting down at Villupuram. Why you didnt wake her up? Even you slept or what? Hey say something!! What does it mean if you keep staring at the sky??!! Vallimutthu: Nothing, this old lady is scolding me for not waking her up in Villupuram. Then think about the old lady whom I have dropped in Villupuram station thinking this is that lady. Even when she begged me, I went and dropped her in Villupuram station Think how much she should have been scolding me by this time now!!! I was just thinking about that!! P1: Superb!! Whats your name?? Vallimutthu: I am Vallimutthu. Just because I show way to everyone, people call me Valikati (guide) Vallimutthu. P2: Rather than the old lady who was suppose to get down at Villupuram, you have dropped some other lady. Is this the way you guide people?? Vallimutthu: That lady told me i will sit next to you, dont forget to wake me up. After sometime she got down from the seat and slept on the floor. At that tie some other old lady came and sat next to me. How will I know that?? What can I do? P1: You are right!! Vallimuthu: You know the story of prevention is better than cure. But do you know the story of person who hit himself after it came?? P2: What?? person who hit himself after it came?? What is this new thing?? Vallimutthu: Wait i will tell you.
Person 1: Hey. whats happening there? Person 2: An old lady is crying, there is a man standing next to her. Why is he scolding old lady and others? Person 3: That old lady who is crying has took her train from Madurai, she was sitting next to that man. P1: Ok. P3: She has told that man that she needs to go to Villupuram, but the train will reach only by 2 O'clock. I may fall sleep. You have to wake me up and help me in getting down. If in case i didnt woke up, you just throw me in Villupuram railway station platform. Dont know why that person didnt wake her up. Train reached Chennai and she is scolding him asking why did he do like this. P2: Thats ok. Everyone standing there are scolding but why is that person thinking something? P3: You better go and ask him itself. P2: Even thats right. Let me ask. Hey, you should have helped that old lady in getting down at Villupuram. Why you didnt wake her up? Even you slept or what? Hey say something!! What does it mean if you keep staring at the sky??!! Vallimutthu: Nothing, this old lady is scolding me for not waking her up in Villupuram. Then think about the old lady whom I have dropped in Villupuram station thinking this is that lady. Even when she begged me, I went and dropped her in Villupuram station Think how much she should have been scolding me by this time now!!! I was just thinking about that!! P1: Superb!! Whats your name?? Vallimutthu: I am Vallimutthu. Just because I show way to everyone, people call me Valikati (guide) Vallimutthu. P2: Rather than the old lady who was suppose to get down at Villupuram, you have dropped some other lady. Is this the way you guide people?? Vallimutthu: That lady told me i will sit next to you, dont forget to wake me up. After sometime she got down from the seat and slept on the floor. At that tie some other old lady came and sat next to me. How will I know that?? What can I do? P1: You are right!! Vallimuthu: You know the story of prevention is better than cure. But do you know the story of person who hit himself after it came?? P2: What?? person who hit himself after it came?? What is this new thing?? Vallimutthu: Wait i will tell you.