Client: Hello Sir!! VM: Hello, please come, tell me!! Client: My husband is spoiling himself by drinking alcohol. Please give me a good idea so that he can quit drinking. VM: To quit drinking!!! Client: Yes yes!! VM: You want idea!! Client: Yes yes!! VM: Omg!! Omg!! Client: Sir!! what happened? VM: Look here, my chair is not allowing me to get up!! Client: Hahaha come on sir!! How can a chair stop you from getting up!!! You are holding it. You have to get up!! VM: Exactly!! alcohol is not holding your husband. Just like me, he is holding the habit!! So ask him to quit drinking. Client: This is correct!! Bye sir. VM: Next... Client 2: Next is me!! VM: Come on in!! Sit!! Client: Sir, there is something called labour code just like pin code, whats that? VM: Labour law!! New labour law has shrinked 44 labour laws and converted in to 4 labour laws. This is labour code!! Client 2: That means they have filtered the unwanted laws and kept only needed labours just like we filter the juice from fruit!! Am I right? VM: Huh!! Even that is right!! Client 2: Why are you saying it so sadly? VM: My dear, why filtering the 44 laws, they have thrown our some laws as waste do you know what are those? Labour welfare!! Client 2: Oh!!! Sir!!! Labour laws should be for the welfare of labours right? VM: The story has changed differently. Law is for labours but the welfare is not for them!! Client 2: Sir, then explain me about this Da vinci code! VM: This is not Da vinci code!! Its labour code!! Client 2: OMG!! explain about labour code sir!! VM: From tomorrow our Ponnusamy sir will explain it and lets hear it. Client 2: Then lets go to Ponnusamy sir's house!! VM: Yea lets go and eat there. hey you!! Ponnusamy sir will explain in Namma Kural radio!! Client 2: Oh in Ladio? VM: Radio!! Client 2: Ladio!! VM: Leave it!! From tomorrow Ponnusamy sir will explain in radio. Do listen it without fail.
Child: Uncle are you a good person or a bad person? VM: What to answer for this? Dont know how they think. Child: Dont you know that? VM: HEhehe Child: Can I tell? VM: Thanks God. Ok you tell. Child: You are a good person if you obey me. If you didnt obey then you are a bad person. VM: She is got used to dealing at home. Now same dialogue she is trying on me. Child: Say Yes or no. VM: Yes or no. Child: Say any one. VM: Its easy to handle Judge in court. Ok Yes. What should I do? Child: Then file case on My dad, mom, grandpa and grand ma. VM: Why case? Child: They are scolding me and saying that i should not play with cell phone. But they speak in cell phone but I shouldnt see that and play with that!! VM: Very good question!! Child: Now you are a good boy. you file the case sir. VM: Sure!! How old are you? Child: What is this unlce, you are asking a girl about her age. VM: OMG!! My fault!! Before that can I tell you a secret? Child: Secret?? Tell me. VM: Your mom given food on time. How she cooks it? Child: In gas. VM: Haaa. We need to put the pan on gas only while cooking. If we keep the pan on gas always what will happen? Child: What will happen? VM: Pan will get heat and get spoiled. Child: Yes!! VM: In the same way cell phone is to talk and get to know about some important information. We should see it only when it is needed. If we keep on talking in phone it will lead to muscle problem. So if you use cell phone before sleeping you will sleep late. The light from cell phone will decrease the sleep. Child: Watching cell phone for long is wrong. Now on i will not watch it.
VM: Price of weed reduced step by step. What is this?? All these are published in news paper. Son: Dad its not weed its raw materials. VM: Oh yes its raw materials price. Phone rings VM: Phone is ringing!! Dont know who is calling now. Hmmm Let me talk. Hello Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O. VM: What are you saying? Caller: Sir, i said that the one who eats salt must drink water with science formula. VM: Oho. Whats your name?? Caller: Sammantham. VM: Mr. Sammantham can I know the reason why you called me and talking unrelated things? Caller: I want to file case on EB. VM: Case on EB?? Why?? Caller: Science says current will not pass through Wood(Called as Kattai in Tamil) So i kept my thumb finger (Kattai viral in Tamil) in current but it passed the current. VM: What nonsense are you talking?? Just because the 3rd finger is ring finger will you pledge the finger in pawn shop and get money?? Caller: Well thats a nice idea. VM: Hey, dont go and show your finger to Pawn shops. They will cut your finger. Caller: Sir, dont change the topic. Can you file the case or not. VM: Your first formula also works for this. Caller: The one who is eating Sodium chloride must drink H2O! That one? VM: Yes. Natures law, Govt rule, everything you need to follow whether you like it or not. Dont go out of the house. If there is need to go out then wear face mask, maintain social distancing. Without following any of this, you say you will file case when you get infected. Lock down is difficult for all. I am not denying it, but bear with it and win this corona battle. Hello... Are you there??? Oh he disconnected the call.