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Client: Hello lawyer sir. VM: Hello. Client: I have crossed 3 check post and 30 houses just to meet you. VM: You are saying as if you have crossed 7 oceans and 7 mountains. Client: Actually we can cross all that. But cheating this corona boy and coming is really difficult. VM: Oh corona became boy now!! The Police didnt see you? Client: They asked me whats the matter and where am I travelling. As soon as I told the matter, inspector dropped me here in his Jeep. He also requested me to tell me on the way back what did you advice me. VM: I should give idea to Police which they dont know!!! Whats the matter? Client: I am unable to manage these kids at home sir. VM: OMG!! Client: If I say politely they are crossing the limits, if I shout they are breaking the things. I dont know what to do. By the way why are you crying sir? VM: Not only in your house my house, in everyone's house across the world are facing the same thing. Client: Haha I was thinking only I am the one who is suffering. VM: Now you are happy that many are suffering. Client: I am just consoling the wounded heart by smiling. VM: Enough of consoling, I have already spoken and got the advice of Psychologist. Listen to that and adjust with that. Understanding kids feeling is like tying the air. Client: How? VM: Kids will be on rouns always just like butterflies. But now if we ask them to be at home, how is it possible? Client: In normal days they insist to be at home. VM: Yes. Even in the beginning of lock down period they were happy that they will not go to school and they will be at home. But think about one thing, even in kids dream land if we force them and tell them here on wards you are going to be here, they will get fed up. Client: But during corona being at home is safe. VM: Kids will understnad that in this lock down period being at home is important. ut how long? This irritation will slowly become into aggression and cross the limits. Client: Its already crossed the limit!! Its worse than Tsunami. VM: Getting angry on kids during this time and threatening them will make adverse effect. Client: Then what else to do sir? VM: To know the secret you should wait for another episode. Client: Ok!!
Client: Sir, can I come in? VM: This question is supposed to be asked when you are standing outside. Client: If there was a calling bell I should have rang it. VM: Its there. but I dont what hatredness that electrician had on me. He kept the switch inside and the device outside. Client: Then tell me which is the switch, I will ring it and go out and stand. VM: No need. Tell me whats the matter. Client: I dont know about Pancreas. It will be good if you can tel me about it. VM: Of late i am confused whether am I a doctor or a lawyer. Pancreas is a part of our body. It helps to digest our body. Client: Sir, is it inside our body? VM: Yes!! Client: Oh!! Then why did they say its inside the cell Phone?? VM: Listening half somewhere and making me a funny piece. First tell me why did you asked me about Pancreas. Client: I need to apply for ration card. For that i was told not go to Tahsildar office rather I was asked to register in pancreas. Sir, why are you banging your head?? VM: My God, its internet not pancreas(In Tamil Inayam is internet and Kanayam is Pancreas.) Client: How to do it? VM: You need to log in to www.tnpds.gov.in and register there. Mobile app is TNPDS. Go to play store and download it. By going to this app, you can add or delete name in ration card, new card application, change of address etc. Dont forget, you need all documents for this. If you want new ration card, you need adhar card of all family members, adhar card and photo of head of the family, address proof, if you have nothing then need certificate from VAO, birth certificate of kids, then permanent mobile number. You need original documents of all these. Client: Sir you asked for Adhar and photo of head of the family. Who is the head in my family? Me or my husband? VM: May you can decide it after getting the votes from your family members. Client: Is there any fees for this? VM: There is no fees if you are registering from your cell phone. if you go to internet center they may ask for Rs.10 or 20. Client: Then?? VM: If you have more questions and doubts about it you can hear En Kelvikku Enna bathil on Tuesday and Thursday, Valikati Valimuthu drama on Friday. They are explaining it clearly. Client: Thank you sir.
Client: Sir! VM: Yes Client: Is there any naughty fellow(Vaandu means naughty in Tamil) in this house? VM: No. Client: An auto driver in the corner told in this house there is a vaandu Murugan. VM: What Murugan Vaandu? Client: Oh sorry. I said it wrong. Vaandu Murugan, VM: I am not Vaandu Murugan. I am Vandu Murugan. Ok by the way why did you came in search of me? Client: I am not lucky. If i go to sell salt, it rains, If i go to sell flour it winds heavily. VM: Next time when you go to sell, just cover it properly. Thats it. Client: Ohhhh That was just an example to say how unlucky i am. VM: Can you please come to the point. Client: They said its 8 hours of work. But when I went to work it was 8 to 8 work. They made me to work 12 hours. I went to union to register in welfare board. they are asking for Adhar card. I went to register in Adhar, there they asked for ration card. Some how i got all the cards and again went to register in welfare board. There... VM: They closed welfare board because of corona. Client: Yes sir. You are educated. You know about everything. When will this welfare board open? VM: Let them open whenever they want. You want to register there, thats it right?! Client: Yes sir. VM: Now you dont have to go to welfare board to register. There are 17 welfare board schemes. Client: I know. VM: Now due to corona Tamil Nadu Govt has mentioned that you can register in welfare board through online. Go to the website and fill your name, and submit the necessary documents and register and get welfare card. Understood?
Client: Sir!! Its burning!! VM: What?? Burning??? And you are being so calm about it!! You should have called fire engine. Client: No sir. VM: What no. Hello. Fire station. Its burning here. Please come at the earliest. Where? Wait? hey where is it burning? Client: in hole sir. VM: In some hole. Hey where is it? Client: In body sir. VM: Oh Padi? ok In Ambattur, Padi sir. Oh it doesnt come under your control? Ok I will call that number. Client: Where is the fire sir? VM: Oh being funny?? You only told that its burning in Padi. Client: I didnt tell that Ambattur Padi is burning. I was talking about my body. VM: What?? your body?? You said hole is burning. Client: Yes in my body its burning. What sir had a wrong booze or what? VM: Who? me? Client: Sir my stomach is burning. VM: You should have told it earlier!! I called fire service also. Good that he said it doesnt come under his control. Client: 2 month I couldnt drink so I had alcohol without mixing water. Doctor scolded me and said I shouldnt drink like this. VM: So? you will confuse me?! Client: Sir, stomach is burning. VM: If you keep drinking like this your stomach will be punctured and kidney will become chutney. All your nerves system will break down and you will go up. If we chose a dead end we can come back. But you chose one way. Alcohol is a one way. There is no dead end, there is only death end. But even now you can stop drinking and start the song. Client: what song sir? (Tamil song which says Happy, from today i am happy) VM: Its a happy song. Its not only for you but also for the whole family. With the money you drink 1 day, you can buy provisions for your family for a week. With the money you drink for a week you can buy dress and other essentials. If you save the money which you drink for a month, you can take your family for a holiday. Atleast you can buy a ring for your children. Remember onething, the happiness which you get when you are with your wife and kids, no other booze can give it. Think about it.
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