VM: Hello, this is Adv. Vandu Murugan. Rangasamy: Is this Advocate sir's number? VM: Yes, who is this? Rangasamy: I am Rangasamy. VM: Tell me whats the matter? Rangasamy: Nothing. VM: Then why did you call me? Rangasamy: Due to lock down i am at home. So I was getting board. So i thought if calling someone and playing the violin and dialed a number. It turned to be your number. VM: Even i am sitting idle. Lets talk. So tell me what work do you do? Rangasamy: I am not going for work. VM: Oh so are you a business man?? Rangasamy: See, i can do business if there is only profit. But we get to face loss too. VM: So you are not doing any business too. Rangasamy: Yes. I am a house husband. VM: How decently you are saying that you are idle. Rangasamy: Hahaha Yes. VM: Always you are sitting idle but now you are getting bored. Rangasamy: Oh ye!! VM: (Sneezes) Rangasamy: Police.. POlice.. Nurse.. nurse. Come fast. Advocate is passing corona to me. VM: Hey when did I do that?? Rangasamy: Now you sneezed in my ears. VM: Hey wait. If I sneeze in phone how will it spread?? Something is getting fried at home so i got sneezing. Just for that you will call nurse??? Rangasamy: So you dont have Khurana?? VM: Khurana is our earlier Governor. Virus's name is Corona. Rangasamy: Hello, just anwer whatever i asked. Do you have Corona or not? VM: How will I get it?? Since from the lock down has been announced by Govt i am at home. Govt asked to maintain social distancing. Rangasamy: Oh 1 meter distance. VM: yes. I am maintain distancing from hand to face. Rangasamy: Why?? VM: They said not to touch our eye, nose and mouth. Rangasamy: Then how are you eating?? VM: When my son was a kid, i got a dora toy. Its a remote toy. Now a days my wife is sending through it and i am eating. Llife is important sir. A Govt said, Maintain social distancing, wash hands for 20 sec with soap. if going out is that urgent then i am wearing mask. If we follow all these we can overcome Khurana, sorry Corona. (Again Sneezing) Hello.... helloooo.... why i cant hear anything. Oh he disconnected the call. If i knew it earlier i should have sneezed earlier.
