Judge: Already I am suffering here to hear your hearing. Now there are 2 brilliant people. See, I am telling to both of you, say your view as argument, if you want to talk in between say objection. VM: Objection your honor. Judge: Hey, you will say objection to me?? VM: OMG!! I told abjection to opposite party lawyer Silavandu. Judge: Oh I totally forgot whats the case!! Whats the case and why this objection? VM: He said that there is an organisation for unorganised workers. That’s why I said objection your honor!! Judge: whats there to say objection in it?? VM: Hahaha Judge: Shut up!! Whats that laugh inside court!! VM: There is a lot of laws so that there shouldn’t be any child labours. But how many of people were arrest under that law??No one!! So there is no child labour in country!!?? There are many!! In the same way there may be laws and system for unorganised workers, but whether it Is followed properly?? Judge: Answer Mr. Silvandu Murugan!! Silvandu Murugan: It is Your honor!! For example, pension is given for them!! VM: How much is given my dear? Silvandu Murugan: Give respect and take respect!! I am opposite party advocate!! VM: Very good English!! Ok!! Hw much is given Mr. Opposite party Advocate sir?? Silvandu Murugan: Ahhh Rs.1000 is given. VM: Its been how many years that Rs.1000 is fixed as pension?? You don’t know right?? Silvandu Murugan: No. VM: Even I don’t know, then how will you know!! Silvandu Murugan: Grrrrrrr. VM: Ok control control!! Daily gold price Is decided. Even petrol, diesel price is changing daily. But the worker who has to pay money to buy these, their pension and minimum wage is decided once in so many years. Leave all these. Till now have anyone asked the labour whats their expectation? Judge: Whats your anwer Mr. Silvandu Murugan? Silvandu Murugan: I don’t know mam. VM: Has he asked at least once?? Silvandu Murugan: ahhhh No. VM: So go and ask that and then do the argument Mr. opposite party Advocate sir!!! Silvandu Murugan: Where to go and ask?? VM: Ask that to me itself. No need to go anywhere. Listen to UK cell phone radio. PTS members who are domestic helpers are keeping it as question and answer and discussion. Silvandu Murugan: When? VM: Daily. Go and hear it first. Judge: Hmmm everyone go and hear it and then conduct argument. Clear out the place immediately. I think I will forget whatever I have studied. Silvandu Murugan: Ok Your honor. I thought scoring by arguing with him, but he argued it do well. Brother, I will come to office tomorrow. VM: Why?? To argue there also?? Silvandu Murugan: I did it by mistake brother. I have so much to learn from you!! So I will rejoin again. VM: Hmm come. Who else is there for me other than you!!
Judge: Please come Vandu Murugan. You were not seen from last few days, where were you? VM: Just like a Omni bus which never enters the village, even my life is going like that. No one is coming to me. Even if 1 or 2 cases comes to me, they just take my advice and leave. Judge: Dont worry. Life is like that. There are thousand things in life. VM: Huh!! I am struggling 5-10. The only thousand i had was Rupee note, even Govt has banned that. Judge: Oh so just to make yourself visible you have filed Public interest litigation!! VM: Yes your honor. Judge: Ok Proceed. VM: Your honor, do you know what one survey says? Judge: Only if you tell me what is the case and details of it!! VM: Hmmm She started pulling my legs. If others argue she is keeping quit like that Gandhi grandpa in rupee note. But if i start arguing she will start.... Judge: Mr. Vandu, enough of mind voice. Tell me about what survey says. VM: I will tell your honor. The result of the survey is, only 3% of Indian women show interest in games. Judge: Then other 97% women? VM: They are getting married and playing with their huband's life your honor!! Judge: Hey, you just read this forward in whatsapp and how dare you to say this in front of me!! VM: OMG!!! Even she is a lady right!!! Judge: What is the relation with this to the case?? VM: Oh yes!!! again i did lose talk. Whatever is needed for the advocate job is not sticking in mind and whatever came in whatsapp got stuck in my mind and i am caught here. Judge: See, you are suppose to talk about unorganised workers. What is the relationship between that and whatever you spoke now?? Just see what happend if you are not giving me the proper answer for this!! VM: OMG!! She is furious!! let me manage!! Judge: Tell me man!! VM: Ye... ye... yes your honor. If a person's mobile only is vibrating, then its missed call. But if person himself is vibrating for the call he is getting then its his mistress's call. A man can be the head of the family but wife is like a neck which decides where that neck should turn. Thats what i meant your honor. Judge: Till now your have not answered my question. What is the relationship with this to the case? VM: Just like that.. like that.... its.... haa... just like that there are only 6% of organised workers, remaining 96% are unorganised workers your honor. Just like the way wife works as neck, in the same way.... in the same way.... even they are.... they are..... Judge: They are dedicating themselves for the nation. Am I right?? VM: Thats it mam!! Judge: Just because its 96% and 97% you got confused and at last you just managed it somehow. Am i right?? VM: hehehehe... Judge: Dont drool too much. The case will be continued after lunch break.
VM: Life is like a cycle. Dont wag your tail its a vehicle. Client: Can I come in? I am Michael! VM: In movies lawyer says so many punch dialogues once he enters the court. But when I enter the court, i say only punctured dialogues. If i feel like saying punch dialogues inside the room, even for that they are not allowing!! Whats the matter man? Client: I want to file a case for my dad asking for the pension. VM: Just because you are his son, pension cant be given!! Client: Sir he is 58 years old. VM: Huh, after 1 year he will be 59. Time will not wait anyone. Client: Did I ask why my dad 59 years old?? VM: So even this punch dialogue i not suitable for this??!! Hmmm. Client: You are trying to say punch dialogues, even that itself is not suitable sir!! VM: Ok leave it! Client: Sir pension for my dad?? VM: Brother, there are so many varieties in pension. Only if i know what kind of work he was doing, i can tell you what kind of pension is suitable for him. Client: Oh so we can choose the pension by doing inky pinky ponky!! VM: Huh, if possible you try playing hide and seek and other games to with pension!! Client:: Oh God!! Sir, you only said that there are so many varieties in pension. VM: Ok listen, i will tell you. Wishes are 100 types and pension is 6 types. Client: Sir again you are saying punch dialogues. VM: Shut up this nonsense and stop talking in between. Punch dialogue or puncture dialogue. Just see whether i am conveying the matter rightly or not. Client: Sir convey is conveyor belt right?? VM: My dear, conveying is telling. Just leave it. Even i will also stop. I will tell you point to point. Just listen it. Client: Point 1- VM: Contribution pension. Client: Point 2- VM: Investment pension Client: Point 3- VM: Widow pension Client: Point 4- VM: Old age Pension Client: Point 5- VM: Employment based pension. Client: What can Point 6? VM: Hey am I doing a drama here?? Client: Just asked for a rhythm!! VM: Huh if i talk its a punch dialogue, But if you talk its a rhythm!! Client: Sir its a small point so make it softly. VM: Hmmm Listen, Its for unorganised workers. Client: Ok but which pension is suitable for my dad?? VM: This episode's time is over. So lets talk about it on next episode i.e 63rd episode. SO wait till then!!