Client: excuse me sir. VM: Yes!! Client: May I get out inside sir?? VM: What?? get out inside?? Client: Yes sir. I am standing outside. So can i get out of it and enter inside. VM: Its new!! Come in. Client: Sir, was it different? VM: Yes yes it was. Client: even our approach will be like this new and different. VM: Oh!! So you are proving it. Ok first can you tell me who are you? Client: Sir, i am coming from Man force agency. VM: I know about Man power but what is this man force?? Client: Nothing is difficult by your efforts. We will help you in making the believe that there is a great force behind you. VM: How?? Just like in Thillu Mullu movie the way Kamal Hasan doesby bringing advocates, just like that?? Client: Yea!! VM: My God! But for that first I need a case to fight. Client: Dont worry sir, we can make to get so many cases. VM: How?? Client: We will bring 50 people from Man force agency. VM: Ok. Client: We will make people to stand near by tea shop, corridor, court and make them tell that you helped them in finishing the case without making them run here and there. Then we will make them give you money. VM: Wow. Client: But once you come to office, you have to return the money to us. VM: Aha Client: By doing like this, people will not go to other lawyers but they will come in search of you. VM: How much money will all these cost?? Client: Amount for the praise is very less. But telling that someone else is shining is really tough. So that will cost high. VM: So you have so many packages. Client: Yes sir. Sir let me tell you the conditions. VM: Yes. Client: Labours will work for only 8 hours. Dont force for OT. weekly Sunday is a holiday. Dont force them to work of holidays. At the same time, if they have leave, you should give them when they ask for it. Dont be stubborn o not giving leaves. You just not deny them. VM: Wait wait. All these seems to be like Forced labour act. Client: Same thing only sir. we will give you man force. But you should make this labour force as forced labour. VM: You are follwoing forced labour so well. So you are.... Client: I am Preeti MA. ML. VM: Hmmmm.. Other than me everyone else is promoting their business. I am just sitting like a couched potato in office. Client: Sir, when can we sign the agreement? VM: I am already on a agreement. Can i ask them and tell you? Client: Who is that sir?? VM: My financier. My wife. Client: Please check and call me sir. VM: Ok
VM: No case and even time is not passing, what to do now??!! ha!!! What me see whether i have got any message in whatsapp. Someone has sent a students answer sheet. Why did they sent his answer sheet to me??!! Let me see. Question, when did Mahathma Gandhi born? Ans: Gandhi was born on a holiday. Not only him, even Budhha and Jesus was born a leave day. Whats the next question? What is the name of India's capital? What has he answered?? Whatever is its name but it is called as capital city. He is a smart fellow. Next question who found America? What has he written? The one who has lost America must have took alot of effort and found America. Ok, What mark did the teacher give for this?? Where is the mark?? He has written something!! Since i lack knowledge to correct the answer paper, so requesting the scientists who gave birth to this smart person to meet me. By Class teacher. Haha this teacher has suffered alot it seems. Aruna: hi uncle. How are you feeling? VM: Hey you are wearing a school uniform but talking like a rowdy. Asking me how is me how am i feeling!! Aruna: What happened? You didnt recognise me?? I stay near your house. Your wife's friend Aruna. VM: You are studying in 10th right?? Aruna: No SSLC. VM: Both are same right?? Aruna: Both buffallo and cow are not same uncle. VM: Oho!! So my wife learnt all these terror talks from you!! What are you doing here rather than going to school?? Aruna: I have a doubt. So thought of asking. VM: Whats the doubt. Aruna: What is social security? VM: Security given to society is social security. Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that.