Client: Sir VM: What?? Client: Is there any big lawyer here? VM: Why?? Don’t I look like a big lawyer? Client: Ha??? VM: What is he thinking? hey what do you want? Client: I have a doubt. I want to clarify it and i need a proper solution for it. VM: Thats it??!! You just tell me whats the problem. You just see how i am going to solve it. Client: You can solve but... VM: What but!! Hey i am not only a lawyer, i belong to village panchayath head's family. I can solve problem in a second. Client: Is it??!! VM: Yes!! My Grandpa used to give solution for near by 72 villages. My father used to solve problems of 18 villages. Client: Wow!!! Then what about you sir? VM: Even i am trying my best!! Client: Trying what?? VM: Hey!! to solve case!! If you say Lawyer Vandu Murgan's name, even violent rowdy will become silent and he will surrender himself. You can check outside. Client: Ok ok. Then i will tell you itself. VM: No need to take trouble now. You better go. Client: No no I will tell. I have no trouble at all. Hehehe VM: Dont laugh too much. Its scary. Just tell the case. Client: Peace and Happiness, what should i choose among these 2? VM: Thats it?? I thought you are saying something really big. Listen to me. For any person we need both happiness and peace. So you keep both with you. Client: Sir.... Sir... You gave a wonderful decision. VM: Hehehe Thank you thank you Client: Immediately i will call my mom and tell her. VM: Did you understand i am a big lawyer??!! Client: Yes sir.. Let me just call my mom. Mom, i just spoke to lawyer, he asked me to marry both of them. VM: What???!!! I asked you to marry!!! Hey cut the call. when did i ask you to marry? Client: Just now you asked me to keep both of them. VM: Hey, i was talking about Happiness and peace. Client: Even i was talking about the same sir. VM: What are you saying?? Client: yes sir, I have 2 aunties. Both of them have one-one daughters. VM: Ok. Client: One girl's name is Happiness and another girl's name is Peace. Both of them wants to marry me. I didnt know whom to marry, so i asked you whom to choose. You asked me to keep both of them. VM: Hey hey hey... I was talking about different happiness and peace. If you marry 2 girls both of us will be behind the bars. I didnt know that they are your aunties daughters. Please forgive me. Client: Then what were you talking about sir? VM: I was talking about happiness and peace which comes in everyone's life. Client: Oh is it??!! Ok but how will it come?? VM: If you have money in your hand, you will not be scared of future. If you are not afraid of your future, you will be happy and peaceful. Client: then what should i do for that sir? VM: You need to save. You are a worker right? Client: Yes. VM: If you save in Provident Fund PF, everything will come behind you. Client: Sir, whom shall i marry? Happiness or peace? VM: He will not leave without putting me in trouble. Hey ask them to kick you. Whoever kicks lightly go and marry them. Client: ok Sir. VM: Dont know how come these people are coming correctly to me!!
VM: Your doubt is your Animal is like this and how come Parimal is happy and wealthy? You want me to find it out. That’s it right??!! P1: Yes sir Yes!! VM: Why do need CID for this!! Listen I will tell you!!She should have saved in PF but you didn’t. P1: Oh Yes Sir!! VM: If you save money in PF you will get 8.65% interest. This is the first benefit. Secondly, just like the way we save 12% of our salary, even our company will contribute 12% of the salary money to our account. This is the second and extra savings. Of the money contributed by company 8.33% will be allotted for pension. So those who contribute in PF for 10 years they will get pension for lifetime. Then in PF, 50% of the money we saved we can get it as loan for marriage and study expenses. We can get 36 months salary as loan to construct the house. P1: sir, does PF has so many benefits?? VM: Yes. P1: Why didnt you tell me about this till now?? VM: Hey, just now you came and asked me! P1: Oh!! Thats why my friend didnt take loan from anyone outside and built house and made her kids to study well and now sitting comfortably by getting pinjan (Pension). VM: Yes!! This is the secret of your friend's happiness. See, even now its not too late. Immediately join in PF. P1: Ok sir Immediately i will join sir. VM: Mam, Money?? P1: For what? VM: Fees for consultation. P1: Just wait for 1 hour sir. VM: Why?? P1: (Crying) I will go home, close the doors and... VM: OMG!!! P1: Dont worry sir, i wont take any wrong decision. Thinking about my foolishness of not saving money in PF, i will cry aloud with family for 1 hour and come back sir. VM: See, just like the way you put time table for crying, put a time table for savings. Only then you will be happy. P1: Ok sir. VM: Ok
Story on taking decision in hurry.
Story on Joy of Giving.
VM: Life is like a cycle. Dont wag your tail its a vehicle. Client: Can I come in? I am Michael! VM: In movies lawyer says so many punch dialogues once he enters the court. But when I enter the court, i say only punctured dialogues. If i feel like saying punch dialogues inside the room, even for that they are not allowing!! Whats the matter man? Client: I want to file a case for my dad asking for the pension. VM: Just because you are his son, pension cant be given!! Client: Sir he is 58 years old. VM: Huh, after 1 year he will be 59. Time will not wait anyone. Client: Did I ask why my dad 59 years old?? VM: So even this punch dialogue i not suitable for this??!! Hmmm. Client: You are trying to say punch dialogues, even that itself is not suitable sir!! VM: Ok leave it! Client: Sir pension for my dad?? VM: Brother, there are so many varieties in pension. Only if i know what kind of work he was doing, i can tell you what kind of pension is suitable for him. Client: Oh so we can choose the pension by doing inky pinky ponky!! VM: Huh, if possible you try playing hide and seek and other games to with pension!! Client:: Oh God!! Sir, you only said that there are so many varieties in pension. VM: Ok listen, i will tell you. Wishes are 100 types and pension is 6 types. Client: Sir again you are saying punch dialogues. VM: Shut up this nonsense and stop talking in between. Punch dialogue or puncture dialogue. Just see whether i am conveying the matter rightly or not. Client: Sir convey is conveyor belt right?? VM: My dear, conveying is telling. Just leave it. Even i will also stop. I will tell you point to point. Just listen it. Client: Point 1- VM: Contribution pension. Client: Point 2- VM: Investment pension Client: Point 3- VM: Widow pension Client: Point 4- VM: Old age Pension Client: Point 5- VM: Employment based pension. Client: What can Point 6? VM: Hey am I doing a drama here?? Client: Just asked for a rhythm!! VM: Huh if i talk its a punch dialogue, But if you talk its a rhythm!! Client: Sir its a small point so make it softly. VM: Hmmm Listen, Its for unorganised workers. Client: Ok but which pension is suitable for my dad?? VM: This episode's time is over. So lets talk about it on next episode i.e 63rd episode. SO wait till then!!