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Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!!

Person 1: Karpagam, get the milk can, let me go and buy milk. Karpagam: Take this. P1: No, Not the small can, get the big one. Today they are coming right!! I will buy extra 1 liter. Karpagam: Listen. P1: What?? Karpagam: We didnt tell Nandini that they are coming today. Hope there wont be any problem. i am really scared. P1: No Karpagam. What happens let it happen. How long can we keep quiet. I am not able to sleep at night. I am not able to close my eyes. Karpagam: No. but what if nandini does anything. P1: This is our duty. we have prepared everything. Let it come. Just because we are afraid nothing is going to stop. Leave it, lets see what happens. Karpagam: Those who are coming today, how are they?? P1: Yea they are good people. While going to buy milk, i will meet the broker and talk to him. You dont think about anything and do your work. Did Nandini got up? Karpagam: No yet to. P1: See, you dont panic and reveal everything. If she gets any hint of it, then everything will be spoiled. Karpagam: No no. I will take care. P1: Bye. Karpagam: Come soon.

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Judge: Dont you know who is your client??!! Assistant: Hehehe.. Both are Kumars. So bro got confused. VM: aaaa...yea..... aaaaa Your honour... Judge: COntinue... VM: According to Indian Pincode.. Judge: What?? Pincode??!! Assistant: Bro, Pincode is something we write when we post letter. You need to say Penal code in court. VM: (Mind Voice-- Oh Gosh!! AGain I messed it. See how will I manage now.) Your honor according to Indian Pincode 624304 is a pin code of Sanarpatti. Judge: Did I deny that? VM: No Your honor... My client who lives in this pin code area, has just asked this person who lives in 624301 Dindugal area about what is forced labor. Is this a crime my lord? For this, this Panki acted like a monkey and beat him left, right and center. Hence my client should get the answer for his question and he also should get the justice for the beatings he got from him. Judge: Do you know what is forced labour? VM: aaaahhh.. What shal i do if suddenly you ask questions like this your honor? Judge: So first you go and find out what is forced labour. Later you can fight for this case. MUSIC VM: Hey, In which book we can find about forced labour? Assistant: If i knew that, then why would I JOIN AS YOUR ASSISTANT BRO? VM: Its a great insult if I ask other lawyers. Assistant: Bro, there an organisation named Sherin secular social service. Mr James is running that organisation. He is very knowledgeable person, can we ask him? VM: Will he charge us? Assistant: No no.. Regularly he buys tea for me and talk with me bro. VM: Call him right now!!! James: Even though there are many laws for labours, But making a labor to work out of force or making them work for more than the specified time, which is called as OT in english or refusing to give leave, all these things are called as forced labour. This should be completely avoided. As per Indian labour welfare law, it is against law to make a worker to work against their wish. So forced labour is considered as an illegal act.

Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!

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