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Rajalakshmi: Koval... Koval Gopal: No... Rajalakshmi: Koval.... Gopal: No is a no. Rajalakshmi: Hey Bro!! Gopal: I will break your teeth. Rajalakshmi: If you break the teeth we should throw it wrapped in cow dung. We cant keep it in Canara bank. Geetha: You be quiet Rajalakshmi. Bro, dont be stubborn like small kids. Get ready fast. Gopal: whom did you ask and prepared for all these?? I am always saying that i dont want to get married. Geetha: So are you going to be along for the whole life?? Gopal: When was i alone?? I am chief cook. Always 10 people will be around me. Geetha: Dont you need a person to talk to you when you come back from work? Gopal: For that anyways mo is at home. Rajalakshmi: Yea yea she is immortal!!! Huh.. as if she is going to be with you all your life!! Gopal: Shut up!! what habit is this!! Talking in between when elders are talking!! Rajalakshmi: Hello Brother Koval, may be i am the youngest and 6th born in this house. But in my in laws house i am the first daughter in law!! Ok Koval!! Rajalakshmi: Again... Bro, dont act as if you are angry. You cant get angry. Your angry face is really funny. Better listen to Geetha sis. Gopal: No no no. Mother: Gopal. Gopal: Mom, Your dad died when all 6 of you were very young. You were responsible enough to earn money and get all your 5 sisters married. Geetha: In the same way, even we want you to get married. Gopal: Come on. I am already 45 years old. Now you think i need to get married. Geetha: All 5 of us are girls. Just because we were your sisters we became burden on you and you couldnt get married. Gopal: what are you talking!! Geetha: Yea, if we were not there, just like other you should have married at the age of 25 or 27. Gopal: Nothing like that Geetha. Whatever God has planned in our life, that will happen. Rajalakshmi: When did you become God?? Gopal:Raji!!! Rajalakshmi: Then what!!?? Did God say that you should not get married at 45?? You are saying it Koval. Mother: Being alone is a pain. Or do you feel bad that the girl i a widow??
Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that. Just answer why is it called as social security?? VM: If a worker stop working for any reason like retirement, death or physical disability, to help him and his family economically, health and to satisfy his basic needs this will help. Thats why it is called as social security. Aruna: Super uncle. Take this lunch box. VM: Hehe no dear. If you give you lunch box to me, what will you do for lunch? Aruna: No no. Its yours!! Aunty asked me to give it to you. VM: Then you should have given this to me immediately when you came in!!! Aruna: I should have given uncle!! But aunty only asked me to give food to you, only if you answer my question correctly. VM: Otherwise?? Aruna: She asked me to give to some poor people. Ok I am leaving. Bye. VM: Govt fixes laws and acts like social security for workers. But poor me has no family security!!!Where should i ask this and whom should I ask this?? Aruna: Uncle!!!! I will tell aunty that you were asking this!! VM: Ha!!!! You didnt leave yet!!! OMG!!! Hey Vandu fellow you lost your night dinner in hurry!!!!
Parimala: Aunty... How come!!! who is Nandini?? She is your daughter in law!! Your son's wife. After your son's death, you want your daughter in law to get married. You have such a good heart. But as a mother in law if you go and ask your daughter in law that you are planning to get her married. Who will say ok for that?? Karpagam: But we are doing it for her goodness. Parimala: Aunty i am not blaming you. I am just saying that in this matter your daughter in law will feel bad and shy. Parimala's husband: Yea. Your daughter in law is not like PArimala. Nandini is a good girl. Parimala: I will say no only. Husband: Do you love me so much pari? Parimala: No no. I cant marry another person and run behind him to take bath. Husband: Aunty, once upon a time i told her that i feel lazy to take bath. She caught that point. Parimala: Oh!! Otherwise as if you will jump in water tank immediately after getting up. Husband: Aunty, if you want daily you come at this time. If i fail to take bath once, you can question me. Parimala: How dare you?? You are asking next house aunty to come and see you taking bath!!! That too you are telling it infront of me!!! Husband: OMG!! I didnt mean that!! Parimala: She is laughing!!! Aunty, dont mistake us. We were just kidding to make you laugh. Husband: Dont worry. For your kind heart, good thing will hapen to Nandini and she will have a happy life. Karpagam: Parimala, i didnt tell Nandini that they are coming to see her. Parimala: Dont tell Aunty. Once she knows that grooms family is here, she will understand. She will understand that, you people tried to convince her, but because nothing worked, you people satrted doing marriage works. Even if she says anything, i will take care. Husband: Parimala will take care. You dont worry. I will send her. Parimala: I will just send my husband and kid then I will come your home. Karpagam: Bye. Come soon.
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Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!! Come on time.
VM: No case and even time is not passing, what to do now??!! ha!!! What me see whether i have got any message in whatsapp. Someone has sent a students answer sheet. Why did they sent his answer sheet to me??!! Let me see. Question, when did Mahathma Gandhi born? Ans: Gandhi was born on a holiday. Not only him, even Budhha and Jesus was born a leave day. Whats the next question? What is the name of India's capital? What has he answered?? Whatever is its name but it is called as capital city. He is a smart fellow. Next question who found America? What has he written? The one who has lost America must have took alot of effort and found America. Ok, What mark did the teacher give for this?? Where is the mark?? He has written something!! Since i lack knowledge to correct the answer paper, so requesting the scientists who gave birth to this smart person to meet me. By Class teacher. Haha this teacher has suffered alot it seems. Aruna: hi uncle. How are you feeling? VM: Hey you are wearing a school uniform but talking like a rowdy. Asking me how is me how am i feeling!! Aruna: What happened? You didnt recognise me?? I stay near your house. Your wife's friend Aruna. VM: You are studying in 10th right?? Aruna: No SSLC. VM: Both are same right?? Aruna: Both buffallo and cow are not same uncle. VM: Oho!! So my wife learnt all these terror talks from you!! What are you doing here rather than going to school?? Aruna: I have a doubt. So thought of asking. VM: Whats the doubt. Aruna: What is social security? VM: Security given to society is social security. Aruna: huh, you are given answer seems like, America was found by the one who lost it!! VM: How do you know this? Aruna: My brother only wrote this answer. VM: Oho!!! SO you belong to that family!!! Aruna: See, will you give the right answer to me or should i go and complaint about to you to aunty. So tell me, what is social security for workers? VM: Social security for workers??!!! Ask like that. This ESI, PF, Pension is the social security. Aruna: I know that.
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Ponnurangam : Bro, 1 cup coffee. Tea shop owner: Hey Ponnu whats up?? Morning even before the shop is open you are here??!! Its going to 6. and you are sitting here?? Are you not going for work? Ponnurangam : An elderly person told he will meet me while coming to buy milk. Thats why i came here. There he is coming!! Take this money for the coffee. Sir please come. Karpagam's Husband: Hi Ponnurangam. You came so early? Ponnurangam: I came at 4am. Karpagam's Husband: OMG I made you wait for 2 hours!! Ponnurangam: Thats not a problem. Karpagam's Husband: I missed to tell you that day that milk booth will open by 6am. Thats why... Ponnurangam: Come on!! thats not a problem. Daily i get up by 4am. Rather than sitting at home i am sitting at tea shop. Thats it. Tea shop owner will get to sell extra 2 cups of tea. Thats it. Come sir, lets talk over the cup of coffee. Karpagam's Husband: Yea yea sure!! Ponnurangam: Bro, 2 more cup tea. Tea shop owner: Sure. If you want vada or appam please take it. So sir, have you made all the arrangements? Karpagam's Husband: Arrangements??? what?? Ponnnurangam: Haha.. We are brokers, we are used to ask like this. Karpagam's Husband: Oh ok. I have bought snacks and sweet. Just need to buy milk. Ponnurangam; Thats enough. By 11am i will bring groom's family. Karpagam's Husband: Brother, did you tell everything to groom's family?? Ponnurangam: I told everything clearly. They are completely ok with that. Have this tea. Karpagam's Husband: Ponnurangam, Ponnurangam: Yes tell me sir. Karpagam's Husband: I dont know how to tell this to my daughter. Ponnurangam: So didnt you tell about this to your daughter?? Karpagam's Husband: If we start marriage talks, she bluntly says no on face. So dont know how to tell. Ponnurangam: Girls are always girls. Which girl will say to get them married??!! They will say no. We cannot say ok for that. Karpagam's Husband: No no. We have not told anything to her. Dont know how will they take it when they come. Ponnurangam: Sir, i am doing this broker work from last 15 years. Out of my experience i am saying this. If you ask girls to take decision, they will ask hundreds of questions and confusion. They will not take decision immediately. Without knowing what to say, at last they will say No. At the same time, if the elders of the family take any decision, they will think that they are doing it for our betterment and they will accept it. This is girl's character. Do what i say. Remaining things we can take care later. ok?? Karpagam's Husband: Ok!!
Judge: Already I am suffering here to hear your hearing. Now there are 2 brilliant people. See, I am telling to both of you, say your view as argument, if you want to talk in between say objection. VM: Objection your honor. Judge: Hey, you will say objection to me?? VM: OMG!! I told abjection to opposite party lawyer Silavandu. Judge: Oh I totally forgot whats the case!! Whats the case and why this objection? VM: He said that there is an organisation for unorganised workers. That’s why I said objection your honor!! Judge: whats there to say objection in it?? VM: Hahaha Judge: Shut up!! Whats that laugh inside court!! VM: There is a lot of laws so that there shouldn’t be any child labours. But how many of people were arrest under that law??No one!! So there is no child labour in country!!?? There are many!! In the same way there may be laws and system for unorganised workers, but whether it Is followed properly?? Judge: Answer Mr. Silvandu Murugan!! Silvandu Murugan: It is Your honor!! For example, pension is given for them!! VM: How much is given my dear? Silvandu Murugan: Give respect and take respect!! I am opposite party advocate!! VM: Very good English!! Ok!! Hw much is given Mr. Opposite party Advocate sir?? Silvandu Murugan: Ahhh Rs.1000 is given. VM: Its been how many years that Rs.1000 is fixed as pension?? You don’t know right?? Silvandu Murugan: No. VM: Even I don’t know, then how will you know!! Silvandu Murugan: Grrrrrrr. VM: Ok control control!! Daily gold price Is decided. Even petrol, diesel price is changing daily. But the worker who has to pay money to buy these, their pension and minimum wage is decided once in so many years. Leave all these. Till now have anyone asked the labour whats their expectation? Judge: Whats your anwer Mr. Silvandu Murugan? Silvandu Murugan: I don’t know mam. VM: Has he asked at least once?? Silvandu Murugan: ahhhh No. VM: So go and ask that and then do the argument Mr. opposite party Advocate sir!!! Silvandu Murugan: Where to go and ask?? VM: Ask that to me itself. No need to go anywhere. Listen to UK cell phone radio. PTS members who are domestic helpers are keeping it as question and answer and discussion. Silvandu Murugan: When? VM: Daily. Go and hear it first. Judge: Hmmm everyone go and hear it and then conduct argument. Clear out the place immediately. I think I will forget whatever I have studied. Silvandu Murugan: Ok Your honor. I thought scoring by arguing with him, but he argued it do well. Brother, I will come to office tomorrow. VM: Why?? To argue there also?? Silvandu Murugan: I did it by mistake brother. I have so much to learn from you!! So I will rejoin again. VM: Hmm come. Who else is there for me other than you!!