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Story on encouraging people with positive words.
Clerk: Next case no.420. Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Judge: Vangikumar VS Songi Kumar. Hmmmm. What is the case number? Clerk: 420 Your honor. Judge: Very nice number. Who is the advocate? Clerk: Vandi murugan. Vandu murugan: Thats not Vandi murugan, its Vandu murugan. A person may have spelling mistake while writing, but you have spelling mistake while saying. hehe. Just check what is that.. Judge: Who are you? VM: I am adv. Vandu Murugan Your honor. Judge: Vandu Murugan??!! VM: Yes your honor. I brake the case into bits and pieces and bring out the truth, so i became famous with this nick name your honor. Judge: Who?? You??!! Who gave you this nick name? VM: I dont have the habit of getting anything from anyone. Judge: That means? Person: He only kept the name your honor. Judge: I havent seen you in the court till now. VM: Only if someone trusts me and gives the case only then i can come inside and you can see me. Peron: Bro, will be roaming in the corridor to get cases your honor. Judge: So till now you have not attended any case??!! VM: hehehe no your honor. Judge: Then why this nickname? Person: In a movie, actor vadivel acts as an advocate and has this name. So he thought, atleast with that name he can become famous. Judge: So now you got a case. VM: Thats all you honor. Judge: hey, till now you haven't said anything about the case, then why are you saying thats all??!! VM: Oh yes, Thats right!! I am very very sorry your honor. Judge: WHat is the case? VM: Its in the case bundle your honor. Judge: Why? Cant you say it orally? Hey, who prepared this affidavit? VM: I shaked my legal brain and squeezed the juice of affidavit and served it in a bowl called paper. I prepared it your honor. Judge: You have your office just opposite to sugarcane juice shop, right? VM: Yes your honor. Person: How come you found it your honor. Judge: Just now your friend squeezed the juice right. By listening to it i found it. VM: OMG Judge: Did you study law in corres course? VM: No your honor. I studied with Saras not with corres. Judge: There is no lack in such stupid talks. VM: aa.a.a.aa. What is wrong in the affidavit your honor. Judge: You have signed where your party is supposed to sign and your party has signed in the place where you are supposed to sign. VM: Something rong has happened your honor. I dont have any contacts with any state or central party your honor. Judge: Hey, your party person is the one to whom you are supporting and right now you are here to fight for him. person: Sorry Your honor. This is the 1st case, so bro got confused. Judge: Very nice!!! Dont waste the time and start the case. VM: My respected client Vangikumar... Clerk: Objection your honor. VM: Objection in the beginning itself???!!! Judge: What??!! Clerk: Vangikumar is the client of the opposite party. He is supposed to fight for him. Vandumurugan should advocate for Songi Kumar. Judge: You done even know who is your client???!!!
About human body functions
Judge: What?? Kuberan vs Poor man company? VM: Yes mam! Judge: Who is the lawyer? VM: Me, Vandu Murugan mam. Judge: Whats the case? VM: The one who is standing in the witness box is running a garment factory in the name of Poor man company. Judge: What is that Poor man company? Accused: This company is run for the poor people by this poor man, thats why it is called as Poorman company. Judge: You, in hulk's size!!! You are poor!!!??? Accused: I am innocent by heart!! Judge: Hmmmm Proceed. VM: My client is working in his company your honor. His name is Kuberan. Judge: Whats the problem? VM: Every month PF has been deducted from my clients salary. But when my client was in need of money he thought of taking loan on PF. Initially he made him wander for it and finally he said no for it!! Accused: OMG!!! He is Lying your honor!! This fellow didnt work in my company!! I dont even know who is he?? VM: Hello!! How many are working in your company? Accused: 19 people. VM: From how long you are running this company? Accused: From 7 years. VM: Do you have enrollment note in your company? Accused: What is that?? VM: (Says in Tamil) Judge: 19 people are working in your company and there is no enrollment note!! Accused: Thats what i told in the beginning mam, mine is a poor company. VM: Do you have card punching machine in your company?? Accused: Oh God!!!! Mine is poor company sir. I dont have all that. VM: What is this owner sir??!! You are wearing thick gold chains in your neck like cow's chain, and you are wearing huge size ring, bracelet and on top of it you have gold teeth too!! But you are saying Poor company!! Accused: Lawyer sir, that where you have misunderstood it!! VM: What misunderstanding? Accused: Only me and my company is poor. But my wife is not poor. VM: Then how did you get this gold and diamonds?? Accused: My wife gifted me all these!! VM: Good that he didnt say that Mysore King gifted him all these!! So you have not deducted PF for him? Accused: I already told you that i dont even know him!!! VM: How do you pay salary for your staffs? Accused: With my hands!! VM: I meant do you transfer it in their account or give it to them as cash directly??
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