Phone rings VM: Hello... Tell me darling... What is this darling!! How can I forget whats special tomorrow!! Tomorrow is your birthday. How can i forget it??!! What will I buy?? Hmmm... Shall I buy Necklace? What?? You want car?? No dear you wont get duplicate items in cars!! Helloo.... Hellooo... Oh my God My wife ket the phone. Did I blabber anything??!!! So as usual evening i have a session!! Oh!!! Clerk!! When did you come?? Clerk: I came when you were saying there is no duplicate cars available. VM: Did that Judge mam asked me to come? Clerk: No no no.. I only came here to see you!! I need a help sir!! VM: Help??!!! Will he ask money or anything for Diwali?? Clerk: My brother's wife works in mill. She is saving money in PF for so many years sir. VM: OK.. Clerk: Now she wanted to take money for some emergency, they are saying something is wrong and money cant be withdrawn. I came to see you in this regard. VM: Hey you!!! In front of you I sweat and blabber in court without knowing anything. You jnow very well that I dont know anything, thats why you are asking all these!! Is this fair?? Didnt you get a good lawyer in this entire court?? You should have asked them!! Clerk: I can, but they will ask money!! VM: Huh!! Even i will ask!! Clerk: Sir, we both are good friends!! VM: Hey!! When did we became friends?? Clerk: Sir Sir.. Please ask someone let me know atleast this sir!! I will tell good things to Judge mam. VM: What will you say? Clerk: Vandu Murugan sir is a Knowledgeable person!! He used to be topped during school days!! VM: Hey hey.. Please stop it!! If you say that i used to be topper in school days, even i will not believe it!! Then how will judge mam believe it? Clerk: Sir, I will tell in such a way that she will believe it!! VM: How?? Clerk: I will tell her that after studies, you got Echako Pachoko disease and one of your nerve in brain is missing. Only after that you became like this. I will make her believe this!! VM: This is the good thing you are going to tell to Judge mam about me??!! You dont have to tell any good thing about me and spoil me little bit of good name which i have!!Leave it!!! Just for this i will do it free of cost for you!! Whats your problem? tell me. Clerk: KYC sir. VM: KYC??? Karur Vaisya Bank?? Clerk: Sir, thats KVB. VM: Yes, thats KVB!! What is this KYC? Seems to be something new!! Hmmmmm.. Ohhhhh. Hey clerk!! Clerk: Sir? VM: Not only this KYC, If you have any doubts about PF, you dont have to ask anyone. There is a free and easy way to know everything about PF. In our TTCU kural, they are going to publish program for 2 months with experts opinion!!! Listen to it and not only KYC, you can know ABCDEFG and everything!! Ok?? Listen to this cell phone radio and know everything about PF. Ok?? leave now!! Clerk: Ok sir. Bye sir!!
