Assistant: Oh My dear Vaazhai (Banana) tree, who gave me life!!! Oh My dear July tree who accepted me as your Assistant!! VM: What?? What is that July tree. Asst: No bro, just to make as a rhyming word. Vaazhai - July!! VM: Ok, but now why are you saying, Vaazhai and July!!?? Asst: Gratitude bro!! You are living as an example for How an advocate should not be!! As a gratitude for that I have fixed you as VIP for saying about Good touch and bad touch for kids. VM: This is not grtitude, you have digged the grave for me. Asst: Bro, i have arranged for flex banner and for your VIP arrival!! But you are saying i have dug the grave!! VM: What else!!!! Already my mouth is flickering to talk infront of one judge. On top of it, you want me to go and talk to kids about the good touch and bad touch, which i dont even know what is it about!!!! Asst: What bro!!! Dont you know what is good touch and what is bad touch. VM: My dear!!! if my wife, touches with love on my cheek, its good touch! If she slaps on the same cheek, it is called as bad touch!! This is the only Good touch and bad touch i know!! Asst: Ok leave it!! I will teach you what you are suppose to teach to kids. VM: You will teach, but it should stay in my head!! Asst: Then lets do onething!! I will give you 1 Bluetooth headset. You just keep it in your ears. I will stand outside the school and tell you. Only you will be able to hear this. You just tell the same thing!! VM: This is ok!! I will come!! I will come!! Kids: Hello sir!! VM: Hello!!! Teacher: Now our kids will welcome Mr. Vandu Murugan by garlanding him! CLAPS Student 1: Hey, this fell in my shirt pocket from Advocated ears while garlanding him. What is this?? Student 2: This is Headphone!! Ok ok keep it with you. We can give it back, while going. Teacher: Now Mr. Vandu Murugan is going to tell you all about good touch and bad touch. VM: Thank you Thank you!! Junior, I am going to talk now, you just keep helping. What happened why there is not reply from him??!! Hello Kids: Hello.. VM: Hello.. Kids: Hello.. VM: Ha??? If i say hello, these kids are replying and saying hello!! But there is no reply for the one who is suppose to reply??!!! Hellooo Kids: Hellooo VM: OMG!!! Where is the headphone?? I think it fell down while coming!!! Ok!!!
