Person 1: Hey Vallimuthu. I am observing you. You are simply blabbering something and all!! Vallimuthu: Blabbering?? Blabbering what? P1: About ration shop! idiot!! Vallimuthu: Idiot??!!! If i am wrong do let me know. But dont use bad words. P1: Everyone with the ration card will get Rs.1000 and provisions are gift? On top of it you are insisting everyone to get ration card!! Vallimuthu: Who didnt get this benefit even after having ration card?? Ask me with the proof!! P1: I give proof. Vallimuthu: Give give... proof give... P1: My neighbor Bhagyamma had ration card but they said she will not get anything. Vallimuthu: No way!! You just tell me her history. P1: Why? Are you going to search groom for her?? Vallimuthu: OMG!!! See, if you want to know why she didnt get relief benefit, i should know all these!! P1: She is 64 years old. She has lost her husband. Both her daughters are married. Vallimuthu: So she is widow and old too. Hmmm... Oh yea!! Is she getting Old age pension? P1: Yes!! i only helped her in getting it. Vallimuthu: Then she wont get it. P1: Why?? Vallimuthu: If she is only widow she would have got Rs.1000 and provisions. But she is old and getting Old age pension. Since she is getting OAP, she will not get Relief fund and relief materials given by Govt. P1: Oh is it!! Then you are no more Hey Vallimuthu!! You are Vallimuthu Sir!!
