Parimala: Aunty, take Nandini inside. Go Nandini. Go I said. Nandini: Ok. Parimala: Go. Uncle, what is this?? Thambidurai: No Parimala, I was thinking that i am doing something good but I hurted my child's feelings. Parimala: Yeaaa You said now. You did what a father will think better for his child. You didnt commit any mistake. Nandini is Stubborn. Dont be in hurry. we have to deal with it slowly. Parimala's husband: Parimala, what happened? Parimala: As we thought Nandini behaved the same way. You just take uncle outside. he is completely broken. Parimala's husband: Many things are invented and changed in this world. Except for my wife, we can change anything in this world. Please come uncle. Parimala: Hmmm... My dear husband, night you have to come home only. Go now go. Parimala's husband: Hehehe Raji's husband: Aunty, its not girl's fault. her father in law and broker arranged for all these things without informing that girl. Raji: We were all over the house and told that we are there to see her. How she should have felt. Raji's husband: Finally everyone were embarrassed. Geetha: Brother didnt wanted to get married. But we took him and insulted him. Poor him. Raji: Who?? your brother?? He must be happy that he got escaped. Am I right Gopal?? Gopal: Raji, if you pull my legs... Thats it... Raji: Hmmm.. you will get angry and run away from the house and join army. They will ask you to run in army selection bro. You are already fat. How can you run bro??!!! I am really sorry Gopal. Gopal: Brother in law, how are you managing with this girl?? Raji's husband: Actually I should ask this question!! Didnt you feel sorry when you were marrying your sister to me?? Hahaha Mother: Gopal, Gopal: Mom, Mother: please dont feel bad. Gopal: Come on!! I am not a small kid. Its all natural. we just have to move on. Mother: Soon lets find a good girl and investigate well and.... Gopal: Please dont see for another girl mom. I like this girl Nandini!!!
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Nandini: Tell me sis. you know why am I wearing white saree even when they said no?? I want to remember the days i spent with my husband, till my death. Karpagam: What we did is wrong. Nandini: No aunty. I made a mistake. I was thinking that you are my world. I never thought what you were thinking. Parimala: Nandini. Nandini: No sis, i was a burden on them. Thambidurai: Nandini... My dear... Please dont say so... You were never a burden on us and never thought to send you out for this reason. My son married you and gave you the responsibility of taking care of us and he closed his eyes. Even if it was our own daughter she shouldnt have taken care of us like you. Nandini: Then why uncle?? Thambidurai: My dear, you dont even have a kid to take care of you after we die. Who will take care of you if you are falling sick?? Karpagam: Thats why, we did all these to give a new life to you. (Crying) Thambidurai: Here onwards i will not do like this. Nandini: No uncle. Thambidurai: Nandini... I will fall on your feet... Nandini: Uncle... Please no... Thambidurai: You are our Goddess.... Please dont leave this house. Parimala: Aunty, you please take Nanini inside. Go inside Nandini... Go I say... Nandini: Ok. Parimala: Go.. Uncle, what is this?? Thambidurai: No Parimala, i thought i was doing something good for her. But instead I hurted her feelings. ( Crying)
Person 1: Hello Sir. VM: Why is his hello so weird??!! P1: My family has a case. But dont make to go to court and all. You just finish the case by yourself. VM: Yes Proceed. P1: Sir, my name is Elumalai and my friend's name is Annamalai. Both of us joined same company on same day. From last 3 years we are working there. VM: What work?? P1: Cutting trees. VM: My owner is treating both of us differently. I am a worker and even he is a worker. Both of us are doing same work. To be more specific, i work without taking a single minute rest. But he takes rest in between. But my owner respects him and giving extra salary. Ask him and tell me why is he doing like this. VM: Do you have your owner's phone number? P1: take this. VM: Give. Hello. I am Annamalai's lawyer. P1: Sir, that's his name. My name is Elumalai. VM: You have behaved badly with my client and given less salary. But for that Maruthamalai... P1: Sir, thats Annamalai. VM: Wait man. Its some malai. (Malai means Mountain) Sir you are treating this malai differently and that Malai differently. Is it right?? Ok tell me. I will listen. Oh ok!!.... Ok!!...... Is it??.....ok ok. Mr. Merumalai, P1: Sir, excpet my name, you are saying all the names. VM: your owner is dong it right!! P1: Giving less salary to me is right??!! VM: Listen to me. You are working without taking rest and your friend is working while taking rest now and then. Am I right? P1: Yes sir. VM: But the result is, he has cut more trees than you. P1: Thats what that owner is saying. But how sir? VM: what you did was hard work. what your friend did is Smart work. P1: What is that sir??
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Ponnuragam: Come on!!! 6months of married life is not a life. Nandini: you dont have to talk about it sir. My uncle said his friends are here. So i just came to help in serving them snacks. Ponnurangam: Grooms family liked you. Nandini: Why?? Didnt they get a new girl in this whole world?? Karpagam: Nandini... Gopal: Please stop it. We thought your father in law has asked to come to see after getting approval from you. Nandini: As soon as you came. Gopal: I asked you to stop it. Its our fault that we came here. We ask apologies from you. Mom, Geetha, Raji, everyone get up. Thambidurai: Brother... Gopal: No sir. Please lets not talk anything now. Ponnurangam: She is a small girl. Gopal: Hey, if you want commission money come and get it. Without enquiring properly you brought us here. Please dont insult anyone like this. Mother: we are leaving. Ponnurangam: Ma, just onething. I am a marriage broker i didnt do this work just for money. Marriage joins 2 families together. I want to be the bridge between them. By correcting the small flaws i conduct marriages. The happiness when I see 2 families come together that stays permanent. That is the only reason i am continuing this work. She is an innocent girl and saying no for marriage. I just had a lame desire that she may change her thoughts by seeing good people like you. Thats why I made you come here. Its my fault that i didnt tell you the matter. I am really sorry for that. Please tell him also. Mother: Thats ok. I will talk to him. Thambidurai: Sorry Ponnurangam. Ponnurangam: Come on sir. first go and calm down your daughter in law. I will meet you later. Bye. Parimala: Nandini...... Nandini.... Nandini... Please listen to me. Stop there. Nandini: Leave me sis. Parimala: Stop there. Nandini: No sis. Karpagam: Nandini... No nandini...Please dont go. Parimala: Please listen. Just now grooms family has visited us. If you leave the house along with your things what will the villagers think??? They will talk bad about your in laws. Karpagam: Please stop deara. Please listen to me. Forgive us if we have made any mistake. Nandini: Leave sister. From the time i came to this house i was thinking that this house and these people are my world. (Crying) If my husband dies will this house become strangers house for me??? Karpagam: OMG!!! Not like that dear. Nandini: Tell me sis. you know why am I wearing white saree even when they said no??
VM : Who told you that i will give money? P1: Sir you are really modest!! You have kept the banner outside!! VM: Banner??? Where??? P1: Come out sir. P2: Vandu murugan sir!! Crowd: Long live!! P1: Look there sir. VM: OMG!!! Here we will given Rs.500 to buy spects, Rs. 3000 to 6000 for marriage, Rs.20000 for natural death, Accident compensation Rs.1lakh, OMG!!! Not only that monthly pension Rs. 1000 per person will be given. By, Vandu Murugan. OMG!!! Everyone is coming and pissing me by asking about Unorganised workers welfare card benefits. So i asked to write clearly keep a banner banner outside. But this junior fellow has written it as if I am going to give it. Everyone is looking at me. P1: So sir, can i wait inside or outside? VM: If i tell that they have written in wrong, they will damage me. Bro, what you do, collect the application from everyone and you alone come inside. I will call you and tell when are you suppose to come inside. Leave now. P3: Ok we are leaving sir. P1: Ok sir. Everyone give one by one without fighting. Give like that. VM: For now i have escaped. Let me remove that banner and then think what to do. Oh God!! Assistant: bro, bro, call the military!! VM: Military??!! But why? Assistant: At the entrance.... at the entrance.... VM: Crowd has gathered again or what?? But i have removed the banner. whats there near the entrance junior?? Assistant: i spent Rs. 200 for banner and someone stole it. VM: For this you want me to call the military!!! Assistant: Yea we have to find out right!! VM: Lets find it, come here. Assistant: What happened bro??? (Hits the junior) Assistant: OMG!!! OMG!!! Bro please leave me. VM: Hey i have asked you to keep a banner about explaining the benefit of registering in unorganised workers welfare board. But you have written as if i am going to give them money. Assistant: Was it like that?? VM: Without few minutes there was a huge crowd. Assistant: Bro, did they hit you or kick you?? VM: Your hidden intentions are coming out now!! I have collected the applications and sent them. Do one thing meet TLRF union in Madurai and ask them to get the welfare board card for the applicants. without getting it, dont come near me. Assistant: Ok Bro
VM: If you are an Out patient, you have 1400 dispensaries, 1078 doctors across this country to give you treatment and if you are an In patient you have 135 hospitals and they have told of 19387 beds. Assistant: Oh may be next he will say the count of bed sheets and pillows. VM: Hey if you talk in between when i talk then i will kick you. Assistant: Sir, sorry sir. I want to go to Adv. Vandu Murugan's office. I think i lost my way. VM: Hey Jerry, its me Vandu Murugan. Assistant: What bro, the whole town is talking that you have changed like James bond 007. But you are talking like Vijaykanth (Tamil Actor) in his movie climax. VM: This is Vandu Murugan 007. Assistant: Oh in name you are copying James bond and in name you are copying captain Vijaykanth. Leave it, whats the matter why are you saying all these medicine counts? Assistant: This is not medicine count. I am talking about ESI scheme and its benefits. I am reciting and practicing it. Assistant: Ok what all benefits will i get i join ESI? VM: If a worker joins ESI he and his family will get free medical help. Assistant: Then I will get. VM: If a ESI listed wirker looses his job he will get monetary benefit. Assistant: Then it will useful for my family. VM: Listen to the next one. If a worker meets accident while in work and he dies. or he is not in a condition to work he will get dis.... dis.. Assistant: Come on... come on... VM: Dis...dis... he will get disablement benefit. Assistant: Bro, what are the other benefit? VM: What else, he will get family pension. Assistant: Oh!! That too i will get!! VM: My dear, this is for those unorganised workers who are in ESI scheme, not for you. Assistant: Bro, my brother is a unorganized worker. Thats why i said i will get. VM: You run your life in freebies. Assistant: Leave that bro. You were saying in patient bed and out patient when i was entering inside. VM: I was telling about the details of ESI hospital. Assistant: Tell once again!! VM: You are checking whether i remember or forgot it. If you want to listen once again then call our cell phone radio and listen infinite times. Go now. Assistant: Ok
Mother: I am Gopal's mother. She is my eldest daughter Geetha. The one who is sitting next to her is her husband. She is the youngest in our family. Her name is Rajalakshmi. And thats her husband. I have 3 more daughters. Rajavanam is married to a guys from Coimbature and Tirupur. Thambidurai: Karpagam... Karpagam: Parimala please ask Nandini to bring tea and snacks. Parimala: Yes I will ask her to bring. Karpagam: She is little shy in character. And not used to all these. Ponnurangam: Haha well you found the way correctly. Mother: My uncle was staying in this area earlier. So this area is a known place to us. Geetha: Girl is coming. Rajalakshmi: OMG!! She is wearing white saree. Geetha: Hey shut up. Poonurangam: She is sir's daughter in law. Her name is Nandini. They are all our friends. Take blessings from them. Nandini: Please feel free. Rajalakshmi: Wow Mysore pak for me. Geetha: Hey shut up. Dont insult us. Karpagam: Thats ok. Please take more. Mother: why dont you sit. Nandini: Thats ok. Let me bring coffee. Karpagam: She is little shy type. Mother: Thats ok. Ponurangam: Hope no one wants sugarless coffee. Mother: Sir, our family is a sweet family. we take a lot of sugar. Hahaha Mother: Nandini, please wait. My name is Jamuna. And this is my son Gopal. Nandini: Ok. Mother: You are such a sweet girl. Geetha: As soon as we saw you we liked you. Am I right bro? Mother: Tell the truth. Did you like or not? Nandini take this flower. Nandini: No. I wont keep it. Mother: I can understand dear. Till now you were Karpagam's daughter in law. But now you are my daughter in law. From today you can keep flower on your head. Ok? Take this. Nandini: I didnt get you!! Mother: We are here to talk about yours and my son Gopal's wedding. All of us liked you. Thats why called you. Nandini: Please stop it. Uncle, what is this?? Parimala: Nandini, you came to this house as daughter in law. But your in laws treated you as daughter and planning to build a new life for you. Karpagam: Yes dear. Mother: Nandini, Nothing is wrong in this. Nandini: I am not bothered about what is right and what is wrong. My life which i lived with my husband is enough for me. I want to lead my life with those memories. Ponnuragam: Come on!!! 6months of married life is not a life. Nandini: you dont have to talk about it sir. My uncle said his friends are here. So i just came to help in serving them snacks. Ponnurangam: Grooms family liked you. Nandini: Why?? Didnt they get a new girl in this whole world??
VM: (In English) Mr. Please close your ugly mouth. Client: Means?? VM: OMG!!! He is worse than me in English!! It means stop talking nonsense while dealing your case!! Do you want to find you missing dad or not?? Client: : yes yes I want to find him. VM: Then answer my questions. Whether do you have ESI or not?? Client: Yes sir I have. VM: Then did hey take family pic? Client: They took sir. And they stuck that photo behind that ESI card. But why sir? VM: You are a worker. So ESI helps to give Medical help for you and your family. Free treatment will be given to the people whose photo is stuck in ESI card. Client: Oh so it is to know who all are my family members!! VM: Yes!! Client: Sir, without knowing this, i spent a lot of money by taking treatment in other hospital for my family members. VM: Now you know it right? Take them to ESI hospital for treatment. ok, your father is there in that ESI card photo? Client: Yes he is there. We carried him and took the photo. VM: Now what you do is, go home and bring that photo. I will find him with that photo. You buy him popsicals. If he is getting cold, take him to ESI hospital. Client: yes Sir!! VM: Go now. Phone rings VM: Hello, this is Vandu Murugan 007. Judge: hey Vandu, i heard you have started some new detective agency. VM: Oh Judge mam. Judge: You didnt tell me. VM: Hehe nothing mam, just need some income in some way. So just hanged that board. Judge: Good thing only. Do it. Did you get any case? VM: Yes i got one. Just now. A case about finding his missing father. He said he dont have his father's photo. I thought deeply about it and asked him to get the photo which he took for ESI. Hehehe. Judge: Good. Ok, how much a workers should pay for ESI as his contribution? how much the company should give? Do you know about it? VM: This lady started now!! Mam, thats, Company should give 3.25% and worker should pay 0.75%. So total of 4%. Judge: Very good. You are improving. Keep it up. I am keeping the phone down. VM: Ok mam. Ha!!! Goodness!! Thank God i wrote it in front of me!! Great escape. For others student life ends after school and college. But i have stuck between this lawyer and detective agent and i am still treated as student by Judge mam!!! Huh!! Let see!!!