VM: If you are an Out patient, you have 1400 dispensaries, 1078 doctors across this country to give you treatment and if you are an In patient you have 135 hospitals and they have told of 19387 beds. Assistant: Oh may be next he will say the count of bed sheets and pillows. VM: Hey if you talk in between when i talk then i will kick you. Assistant: Sir, sorry sir. I want to go to Adv. Vandu Murugan's office. I think i lost my way. VM: Hey Jerry, its me Vandu Murugan. Assistant: What bro, the whole town is talking that you have changed like James bond 007. But you are talking like Vijaykanth (Tamil Actor) in his movie climax. VM: This is Vandu Murugan 007. Assistant: Oh in name you are copying James bond and in name you are copying captain Vijaykanth. Leave it, whats the matter why are you saying all these medicine counts? Assistant: This is not medicine count. I am talking about ESI scheme and its benefits. I am reciting and practicing it. Assistant: Ok what all benefits will i get i join ESI? VM: If a worker joins ESI he and his family will get free medical help. Assistant: Then I will get. VM: If a ESI listed wirker looses his job he will get monetary benefit. Assistant: Then it will useful for my family. VM: Listen to the next one. If a worker meets accident while in work and he dies. or he is not in a condition to work he will get dis.... dis.. Assistant: Come on... come on... VM: Dis...dis... he will get disablement benefit. Assistant: Bro, what are the other benefit? VM: What else, he will get family pension. Assistant: Oh!! That too i will get!! VM: My dear, this is for those unorganised workers who are in ESI scheme, not for you. Assistant: Bro, my brother is a unorganized worker. Thats why i said i will get. VM: You run your life in freebies. Assistant: Leave that bro. You were saying in patient bed and out patient when i was entering inside. VM: I was telling about the details of ESI hospital. Assistant: Tell once again!! VM: You are checking whether i remember or forgot it. If you want to listen once again then call our cell phone radio and listen infinite times. Go now. Assistant: Ok