Client: Hello Sir. VM: Hello. Client: Sir, there was a lawyer's office in this place. VM: Even now its lawyer's office. Client: But now they have written some other name and they have fixed some new board. VM: (In English) yea yea. Now this is Vandu Murugan detective agency. Client: means?? VM: (Says detctive agency in Tamil) Client: Means?? VM: Do you know James Bond 007? Client: Yes, i known sir!! VM: It like same thing. Vandu Murugan 007. Lawyer cum detective!! Client: Sir, my dad is missing Sir. Somehow please find him sir!! VM: You are saying as if you have missed your hanky!! Client: Sir, we went to our village for fare. He asked for Popsicle and i said no for it because he will get cold. He got angry and went missing sir. VM: What? He got angry just for a Popsicle!! Ok, do you have any family song?? Client: Whats family song sir?? VM: In movies we see people singing song so that they will find the missing family members. Do you have anything like that??? Client: No sir, my dad doesnt like songs. He will hit and break your head. VM: Ok give me your dad's photo, we will find him. Client: Sir, i have a photo which was taken when he was 10 years old!! Is it ok? VM: Is it?? How old is he now?? Client: He is just 82 years old sir. VM: Hey how can we find 82 years old person with the photo which was taken when he was just 10 year old!! Dont you have any recent time photo? Client: He said he will not take because his life span may decrease by taking photo. VM: His life span will reduce at the age of 82!! Client: Yes sir. VM: Ok, he must have taken Adhar card, his photo will be there in Adhar card. Client: Huh!! he himself got scared by seeing his photo in Adhar card!! VM: Why?? Client: He was not able to recognize himself. He was looking like a ghost in that pic!! VM: Hey how to find a person without any photo!! Ok where do you work?? Client: Sir,i am a garment worker. VM: Then you are an organised labour. Are they deducting PF, ESI for you?? Client: Why are you asking all those things sir?? Are you planning to take more fees from me?? VM: (In English) Mr. Please close your ugly mouth. Client: Means?? VM: OMG!!! He is worse than me in English!! It means stop talking nonsense while dealing your case!! Do you want to find you missing dad or not?? Client: : yes yes I want to find him. VM: Then answer my questions. Client: Whether do you have ESI or not??
