Judge: Please come Vandu Murugan. You were not seen from last few days, where were you? VM: Just like a Omni bus which never enters the village, even my life is going like that. No one is coming to me. Even if 1 or 2 cases comes to me, they just take my advice and leave. Judge: Dont worry. Life is like that. There are thousand things in life. VM: Huh!! I am struggling 5-10. The only thousand i had was Rupee note, even Govt has banned that. Judge: Oh so just to make yourself visible you have filed Public interest litigation!! VM: Yes your honor. Judge: Ok Proceed. VM: Your honor, do you know what one survey says? Judge: Only if you tell me what is the case and details of it!! VM: Hmmm She started pulling my legs. If others argue she is keeping quit like that Gandhi grandpa in rupee note. But if i start arguing she will start.... Judge: Mr. Vandu, enough of mind voice. Tell me about what survey says. VM: I will tell your honor. The result of the survey is, only 3% of Indian women show interest in games. Judge: Then other 97% women? VM: They are getting married and playing with their huband's life your honor!! Judge: Hey, you just read this forward in whatsapp and how dare you to say this in front of me!! VM: OMG!!! Even she is a lady right!!! Judge: What is the relation with this to the case?? VM: Oh yes!!! again i did lose talk. Whatever is needed for the advocate job is not sticking in mind and whatever came in whatsapp got stuck in my mind and i am caught here. Judge: See, you are suppose to talk about unorganised workers. What is the relationship between that and whatever you spoke now?? Just see what happend if you are not giving me the proper answer for this!! VM: OMG!! She is furious!! let me manage!! Judge: Tell me man!! VM: Ye... ye... yes your honor. If a person's mobile only is vibrating, then its missed call. But if person himself is vibrating for the call he is getting then its his mistress's call. A man can be the head of the family but wife is like a neck which decides where that neck should turn. Thats what i meant your honor. Judge: Till now your have not answered my question. What is the relationship with this to the case? VM: Just like that.. like that.... its.... haa... just like that there are only 6% of organised workers, remaining 96% are unorganised workers your honor. Just like the way wife works as neck, in the same way.... in the same way.... even they are.... they are..... Judge: They are dedicating themselves for the nation. Am I right?? VM: Thats it mam!! Judge: Just because its 96% and 97% you got confused and at last you just managed it somehow. Am i right?? VM: hehehehe... Judge: Dont drool too much. The case will be continued after lunch break.
